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#1 Aug 26 2011 at 7:20 AM Rating: Default
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Varussword87, or whatever he called himself most recently, has left the building. I think this forum, though, is a habit he'll not yet be successful in curbing.

ie...He'll be baa-ack.

What will he be called? Who will spot him first?

Post any hints, clues, wild-guesses or even just flat-out unfounded accusations here.

If this game is to have any success at all, then all unfamiliar names that may dare bother to post here at all, shall be suspect and treated accordingly.

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#2 Aug 26 2011 at 7:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Meh.
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I vote for you.

Smiley: lol

If I had to accuse a board regular of socking it up as a Varus-character, it would be Joph.

Edit - on another thought, Varus would be nice fitting Yin to Kao's Yang.

Edited, Aug 26th 2011 3:27pm by Elinda
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#5 Aug 26 2011 at 7:33 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't think Varus is a Yin anything, apart from a moral and intellectual black hole.
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#6 Aug 26 2011 at 8:38 AM Rating: Good
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Wait... did he get banned because of a comment he made in my thread? I saw where lolgaxe responded to something that had been nuked, but I never saw the post. I assumed it was just more of the same from him regarding his hatred of women.
#7 Aug 26 2011 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
I nuked that post because it really ****** me off, but no he hasn't been banned. I think Kao muted him for 24 hours, and now he's being ******

When he leaves it's usually for a bit of time actually, but he makes no effort to hide who he is, and he does have a distinctive quoting style that's a dead giveaway.
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#8 Aug 26 2011 at 10:45 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't think v has left just yet. I was trying to see if I could **** him off enough to stick around a bit longer.

And I'm a sock, I think...originally I posted as Belhade but when ubb died I switched to Debalic since that was my SQ main at the time.
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I nuked that post because it really ****** me off, but no he hasn't been banned.


More insinuations about my husband getting boned on the beach? I honestly think Varus must've seen a picture of my husband and he wants his body.
#10 Aug 26 2011 at 11:39 AM Rating: Decent
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I thought it was all the racist hate speech that did it.
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What will he be called? Who will spot him first?

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#12 Aug 26 2011 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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What will he be called? Who will spot him first?

Who cares?

Miss Busybody does, apparently. Smiley: lol

...and he's gonna think you're hitting on him again, E.
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I usually win this game. I like to think I'm pretty good at it by now. Too much practice.
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#14 Aug 26 2011 at 1:27 PM Rating: Default
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Kao,

Nothings permanent. Plus I'll need to come back at least next Nov once Obama's been defeated to collect from Joph, if he decides to uphold his end of the agreement.

And no you couldn't spot me were I to create a sock that I didn't want discovered. Don't take this the wrong way but you're simply not smart enough. The trick is to agree with everything the democrats are doing and i'd fit right in.

That said i'm having so much more fun wasting time at chess.com



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Don't take this the wrong way but you're simply not smart enough. The trick is to agree with everything the democrats are doing and i'd fit right in.
Ha ha, you think that's how internet works.
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Who cares?

Smiley: glare Caring has never been a requirement to post stuff here.

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I've never seen so much braggadocio over chess skillz. I thought that was something that most people tried to hide.
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#18 Aug 26 2011 at 1:45 PM Rating: Decent
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I seem to remember he once beat someone he thought was Smash, or was it supposed to be Joph?
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I seem to remember he once beat someone he thought was Smash, or was it supposed to be Joph?


That was me, pretending to be Smasharoo, losing on purpose for a hilarious payoff that never materialised, as Smasharoo didn't respond to having **** talked about him in Varrus chess jerkoff thread.

I don't really remember how he played, but his stats on the website weren't very good.
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#20 Aug 26 2011 at 6:00 PM Rating: Good
How set up a 1 to 1 on chess.com?

Ir seems to randomly choose opponents and I really wanna play varus.
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varusword75 wrote:

And no you couldn't spot me were I to create a sock that I didn't want discovered. Don't take this the wrong way but you're simply not smart enough. The trick is to agree with everything the democrats are doing and i'd fit right in.


There are methods of maintaining a sock puppet in the short term which can evade detaction. There are very few individuals who are capable of doing so in a long term manner without slipping up. If I thought for a second you knew what a socks5 or 6 proxy was, could maintain a seperate and distinct persona down to creation of different writing, spelling, and punctuation styles, and could carry out the requisite steps to mask your presence effectivly and consistantly over a long period of time while still regularily interacting with your existing account without crossing IP's or other markers, then sure, I might take your statement of being one of them seriously for half a second. But no, you really couldn't, and yes, I really am. Not that its really saying much in that instance...
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#22 Aug 27 2011 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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I still want to know what he said. :(
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Georgie Porgie, Pudding and Pie,
Called the girls Whores to make them cry
The admins slapped him though it was a moderate flame
Georgie Porgie didn't stay away.

Georgie Porgie, Pudding and Pie,
Seems to really have an obsession with Sluts.
It doesn't bother me that he's so distasteful
But some seem to wish that he would shut up!

Georgie Porgy, Pudding and Pie,
Has a scat fetish, though I don't know why.
said we all should kill ******* ******
and really gave the admins rabies.

Geaorgie Porgy, Pudding and Pie,
Gets so astronomically high,
Over the thought of Belkira's dear spouse.
He's a wicked adulterer, the dirty louse.

Edited, Aug 27th 2011 4:57pm by Aripyanfar
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Hi ThundraGuenny!

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#26 Aug 28 2011 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
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My only regret in Varus leaving is that I don't post here enough to have gotten a Varus nickname IE. lagaga and Jophed, and now I won't have the opportunity... Not an entirely sought after name, sure, but I still sorta want one.

I hope this doesn't make lurking less interesting here cause all the Varus hate sure does kill time. Smiley: frown
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My only regret in Varus leaving is that I don't post here enough to have gotten a Varus nickname IE. lagaga and Jophed, and now I won't have the opportunity... Not an entirely sought after name, sure, but I still sorta want one.

I hope this doesn't make lurking less interesting here cause all the Varus hate sure does kill time. Smiley: frown


Don't worry, he's not gone. You have plenty of time to earn an obnoxious nickname.
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Internuncio wrote:
My only regret in Varus leaving is that I don't post here enough to have gotten a Varus nickname IE. lagaga and Jophed, and now I won't have the opportunity... Not an entirely sought after name, sure, but I still sorta want one.

I hope this doesn't make lurking less interesting here cause all the Varus hate sure does kill time. Smiley: frown


Don't worry, he's not gone. You have plenty of time to earn an obnoxious nickname.


I got the impression that varus likes to do the opposite of what people want...so now that he's let everyone know his desire, he's almost certainly not going to get it now. =X
#29 Aug 29 2011 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
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He's just as susceptible to reverse-psychology as any other weak-minded fool.
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he's almost certainly not going to get it now.
He doesn't get it on his best days. He goes in the complete other direction normally.
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he's almost certainly not going to get it now.
He doesn't get it on his best days. He goes in the complete other direction normally.

If that's a good day, what's a day from ****?
#32 Aug 29 2011 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
If everyone claps their hands really loudly, varus might come back soon.
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#33 Aug 30 2011 at 6:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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I should be in the UT area Thursday afternoon. If I spot him out "cruising for hotties" I'll let him know that you guys said hello.
#34 Aug 30 2011 at 7:02 AM Rating: Default
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Nads,

If you're feeling really adventurous you could even have lunch with me. Of course after seeing me you might want to strip off your clothes and jump right in bed w/me so on second thought.



Edited, Aug 30th 2011 9:03am by varusword75
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Bijou,

knoxsouthy75 is my handle on chess.com if you can ever figure it out.





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I've said it once and I'll say it again. I'd just have to agree with Joph and the rest of the the brain dead democrat automatons and I'd fit right in. Granted I'd have to change my writing style but that's easy enough.

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Nads,

If you're feeling really adventurous you could even have lunch with me. Of course after seeing me you might want to strip off your clothes and jump right in bed w/me so on second thought.



Edited, Aug 30th 2011 9:03am by varusword75

I won't be there at lunch. It'll be closer to 5. But you're right. I probably wouldn't be able to control myself, so I'll pass on the lunch date.
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I've said it once and I'll say it again. I'd just have to agree with Joph and the rest of the the brain dead democrat automatons and I'd fit right in. Granted I'd have to change my writing style but that's easy enough.

Never happen. You wouldn't be able to handle the lack of attention.
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Ok I realize I am an Asylum outsider but I have a theory behind Varus.
Varus is a shared persona controlled by the asylum 'crew'. Each time a version of Varus is banned a new person gets to take over. It is a form of stress relief and a chance to see just how far away from an actual human one can get.
That or he's Rush limbaugh.
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Of course after seeing me you might want to strip off your clothes and jump right in bed w/me so on second thought.
ITT: The idea of exposed girl parts is the deal breaker.


Well played, sir.
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I am disappointed and angered that somebody rated this thread back above the Mendoza Line. It was fittingly poetic that a thread about the Virus was immediately blasted down to sub-default, like he is destined to be forever.
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I am disappointed and angered that somebody rated this thread back above the Mendoza Line. It was fittingly poetic that a thread about the Virus was immediately blasted down to sub-default, like he is destined to be forever.


Sorry. Smiley: frown
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Ok I realize I am an Asylum outsider but I have a theory behind Varus.
Varus is a shared persona controlled by the asylum 'crew'. Each time a version of Varus is banned a new person gets to take over. It is a form of stress relief and a chance to see just how far away from an actual human one can get.
That or he's Rush limbaugh.
Rush makes an attempt at logic and trying to have a point.
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Peimei wrote:
Ok I realize I am an Asylum outsider but I have a theory behind Varus.
Varus is a shared persona controlled by the asylum 'crew'. Each time a version of Varus is banned a new person gets to take over. It is a form of stress relief and a chance to see just how far away from an actual human one can get.
That or he's Rush limbaugh.
Rush makes an attempt at logic and trying to have a point.

Really? I just thought he spewed bile everywhere.

I'm now convinced that gbaji is Rush Limbaugh.
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Peimei wrote:
Ok I realize I am an Asylum outsider but I have a theory behind Varus.
Varus is a shared persona controlled by the asylum 'crew'. Each time a version of Varus is banned a new person gets to take over. It is a form of stress relief and a chance to see just how far away from an actual human one can get.
That or he's Rush limbaugh.
Rush makes an attempt at logic and trying to have a point.

Really? I just thought he spewed bile everywhere.

I'm now convinced that gbaji is Rush Limbaugh.
He's really more Glenn Beck crazy than he is Rush.
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I am disappointed and angered that somebody rated this thread back above the Mendoza Line. It was fittingly poetic that a thread about the Virus was immediately blasted down to sub-default, like he is destined to be forever.
YOU rated me down?!

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