I'm guessing a petting zoo is going to be involved.
...and a Tower of Babel
That looks suspiciously like a ziggurat (wtf is with firefox spellchecker. Heck. Both "firefox" and "spellchecker" are redlined too! Crap. So is "redlined". How do I get off this ride!?
I see a minor flaw with their theme park design right at the front gate. So visitors enter into the "walled city", which is supposed to represent the city and life as they were during Noah's time. Ok. And they're putting in restaurants, and it's kinda the central starting point for the whole theme park. But... Wait a minute! Isn't this the civilization that God destroyed cause it was evil? So... Do they make the starting point horrible? Do they have like prostitutes and devil worship and snakes crawling around or something? Cause that seems like it would be bad for business. And if you're trying to get people to eat at the restaurants and shop at the shops, aren't you really sending a sort of mixed message?
If they make it a nice place to hang out, eat, shop, etc, then God is a right **** for killing all those folks just trying to make a living. If they make it horrible, then who the hell's going to want to walk through the front door? I suppose they could make it very "adult", which might just attract a completely different set of customers. Hmmm... I see a spin off here. Maybe add a Sodom and Gomorrah section too? I mean, they're adding in a Jewish village where Jesus might have taught, so why not?
Ok. Maybe I do see potential here! Where's my checkbook?