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I'm guessing a petting zoo is going to be involved.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
That picture looks like the least fun theme park on earth.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I imagine there will be a 7 hour spank-o-tron ride too.
www.answersingenesis.org wrote:
Answers in Genesis is an apologetics (i.e., Christianity-defending) ministry, dedicated to enabling Christians to defend their faith and to proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ effectively. We focus particularly on providing answers to questions surrounding the book of Genesis, as it is the most-attacked book of the Bible. We also desire to train others to develop a biblical worldview, and seek to expose the bankruptcy of evolutionary ideas, and its bedfellow, a “millions of years old†earth (and even older universe).
AiG teaches that “facts†don’t speak for themselves, but must be interpreted. That is, there aren’t separate sets of “evidences†for evolution and creation—we all deal with the same evidence (we all live on the same earth, have the same fossils, observe the same animals, etc.). The difference lies in how we interpret what we study. The Bible—the “history book of the universeâ€â€”provides a reliable, eye-witness account of the beginning of all things, and can be trusted to tell the truth in all areas it touches on. Therefore, we are able to use it to help us make sense of this present world. When properly understood, the “evidence†confirms the biblical account.
AiG teaches that “facts†don’t speak for themselves, but must be interpreted. That is, there aren’t separate sets of “evidences†for evolution and creation—we all deal with the same evidence (we all live on the same earth, have the same fossils, observe the same animals, etc.). The difference lies in how we interpret what we study. The Bible—the “history book of the universeâ€â€”provides a reliable, eye-witness account of the beginning of all things, and can be trusted to tell the truth in all areas it touches on. Therefore, we are able to use it to help us make sense of this present world. When properly understood, the “evidence†confirms the biblical account.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
www.answersingenesis.org wrote:
The Bible—the “history book of the universeâ€â€”provides a reliable, eye-witness account of the beginning of all things, and can be trusted to tell the truth in all areas it touches on.
What! How can one be the least bit rational and believe anything like this drivel. The world is a sad place.
Peimei wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
www.answersingenesis.org wrote:
The Bible—the “history book of the universeâ€â€”provides a reliable, eye-witness account of the beginning of all things, and can be trusted to tell the truth in all areas it touches on.
What! How can one be the least bit rational and believe anything like this drivel. The world is a sad place.
Those with blind faith are rarely rational.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
I'm sorry, "eye witness" to Genesis? Who interviewed God? Or Adam and Eve, for that matter?
Larry King.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I'm sorry, "eye witness" to Genesis? Who interviewed God? Or Adam and Eve, for that matter?
God witnessed it and then had Moses write it all down later. Duh.
Yes, that is probably their real answer.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I'm sorry, "eye witness" to Genesis? Who interviewed God? Or Adam and Eve, for that matter?
God witnessed it and then had Moses write it all down later. Duh.
Sorry I need 2 independent eyewitnesses before I can run a story.
And no God, sorry, but I'm not buying that "I'm really 3 people" thing again.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Elinda wrote:
That looks suspiciously like a ziggurat (wtf is with firefox spellchecker. Heck. Both "firefox" and "spellchecker" are redlined too! Crap. So is "redlined". How do I get off this ride!?).
I see a minor flaw with their theme park design right at the front gate. So visitors enter into the "walled city", which is supposed to represent the city and life as they were during Noah's time. Ok. And they're putting in restaurants, and it's kinda the central starting point for the whole theme park. But... Wait a minute! Isn't this the civilization that God destroyed cause it was evil? So... Do they make the starting point horrible? Do they have like prostitutes and devil worship and snakes crawling around or something? Cause that seems like it would be bad for business. And if you're trying to get people to eat at the restaurants and shop at the shops, aren't you really sending a sort of mixed message?
If they make it a nice place to hang out, eat, shop, etc, then God is a right ******* for killing all those folks just trying to make a living. If they make it horrible, then who the hell's going to want to walk through the front door? I suppose they could make it very "adult", which might just attract a completely different set of customers. Hmmm... I see a spin off here. Maybe add a Sodom and Gomorrah section too? I mean, they're adding in a Jewish village where Jesus might have taught, so why not?
Ok. Maybe I do see potential here! Where's my checkbook?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
God felt so threatened that he destroyed the site and splintered languages over a building smaller than a parking garage?
It reminds me of the actual temple part of the Lost Temple of Cazic-Thule.
Edited, Aug 19th 2011 5:44pm by Jophiel
gbaji wrote:
That looks suspiciously like a ziggurat
It reminds me of the actual temple part of the Lost Temple of Cazic-Thule.
Edited, Aug 19th 2011 5:44pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
That looks suspiciously like a ziggurat
It reminds me of the actual temple part of the Lost Temple of Cazic-Thule.
I thought Warcraft.
/nerd
Edited, Aug 19th 2011 6:48pm by LockeColeMA
Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
That looks suspiciously like a ziggurat
It reminds me of the actual temple part of the Lost Temple of Cazic-Thule.
Dude! Get out of here. We're camping 4c!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
LockeColeMA wrote:
/nerd 
n00b kid
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I heard at the end of the day, they're going to lock the gates and drown all but one family. Probably determined by raffle.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well they better not float, cause they'd obviously be witches. And you know how that ends up.
Just as Planned.
lolgaxe wrote:
I'm guessing a petting zoo is going to be involved.
Catholic priest land?
Jophiel wrote:
That picture looks like the least fun theme park on earth.
God may hear you and flood the world and then this may be the ONLY theme park left
If anyone is looking for a job, I hear they are hireing Ark welders!
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I can just see a bunch of people showing up to apply to work there, in costume. Park supervisor looks them over and seems confused. He asks what they're wearing. They tell him "These are the same costumes we wore in Lord of the Rings". Supervisor sighs. "It's Ark Land. Ark!"
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
I can just see a bunch of people showing up to apply to work there, in costume. Park supervisor looks them over and seems confused. He asks what they're wearing. They tell him "These are the same costumes we wore in Lord of the Rings". Supervisor sighs. "It's Ark Land. Ark!"
I don't get it...
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
I thought of what in Lord of the Rings could be mistaken to sound like Ark, but when pronounced out to a bunch of people that "No, I said 'ARK'." would be like "OH!!! Now we feel dumb for coming here dressed like Elves and Hobbitses" and couldn't remember anything from the books that would fit.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
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