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#1 May 26 2011 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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The ZAM Network is seeking a web designer with experience in creating and maintaining web sites to join the ZAM team. This designer would be responsible for maintaining the overall site aesthetics and usability, improving the existing offering, as well as designing new features. The main focus will be on Wowhead but the designer will also work on other ZAM Network websites as needed. This is a full-time contract position for a remote employee. You don't need a US work permit to apply.

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•Experience in web design and web-related technologies (HTML, CSS, JavaScript, JSON, Ajax, etc)
•Experience with cross browser testing and browser specific quirks
•Background in successful user interface design
•Fluency with Adobe Photoshop
•Ability to prepare wireframes and mockups
•Ability to work as a remote employee while fulfilling job requirements

Big Plusses


•Experience with C++ (send code samples)
•Experience with PHP web development (send code samples)
•Experience with relational databases (especially MySQL)

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•Experience with Design Frameworks such as Grid
•Experience with Flash
•Experience with Linux, bash, perl, and Apache
•Experience with code versioning (especially SVN)
•Substantial proven experience in accomplishing tasks as a remote employee
•Passion for video games and/or World of Warcraft

To Apply

You may apply at jobs@wowhead.com. Please include any relevant portfolio samples along with your cover letter, resume, and salary history in a separate document. Applicants should be able to work as a remote employee with their existing computer hardware.

Portfolio samples are mandatory. Applications without will not be considered.

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#2 May 26 2011 at 10:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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I can do Photoshop. I'm sure I could learn the rest as I go.

Really, how hard could it be? Smiley: tongue

Edited, May 27th 2011 12:00am by Eske
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May I reccomend this guy?
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My SO would probably love to do it, but I don't think she has much of a portfolio per se at this point. She would probably do it for dirt cheap though, in light of that.
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May I reccomend this guy?
Damn it, you beat me to it!
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I made a GeoCities page once.

It might have been AngelFire. Doesn't that matter?
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Does experience in tweaking your MySpace profile count towards anything?
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24 months til I finish my MIT :/ Oh well, if you guys are hiring again in 2013, I'll have the shiny degree under my belt by then.
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I made a GeoCities page once.

It might have been AngelFire. Doesn't that matter?


Haha, yes! I did that too. Boo that Geocities isn't around anymore!

Angelfire appears to still be around.
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Does experience in tweaking your MySpace profile count towards anything?


I do a mean facebook poke.
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How many of these requirements, big pluses and pluses must one achieve to be considered for the job? I've got one of them nailed.
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I dunno, but I think the "Passion for video games and/or World of Warcraft" portion is hilarious. Just proves that World of Warcraft may not actually be a video game. It's really a word processor!
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#13 May 27 2011 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
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Yea...that wasn't the one I was referring to as "passion" is a little strong for me there. But I too got a smirk out of that one.
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I'd totally apply if I had the time and/or any interest in WoW whatsoever, but I don't :(
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How many of these requirements, big pluses and pluses must one achieve to be considered for the job? I've got one of them nailed.


I'd assume you need all the requirements (hence the name), and the plusses are plusses?

I've got 1.5 of the requirements down pat. Um... "successful user interface design" includes an xterm and cleverly looped select and read commands, right? I've edited a ton of wiki pages too! What could possibly go wrong? :)
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I'd assume you need all the requirements (hence the name)
You don't actually hire many people, do you?
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Don't let gbaji write your webcode. I can only assume it would be long, redundant, and inefficient.
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How are you gonna find a good graphic artist/designer who can do the programming stuff? That sounds like it's going to be a potential bitch. Shouldn't the, you know, designing parts be the big plusses?

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Don't let gbaji write your webcode. I can only assume it would be long, redundant, and inefficient.


And perpetually unable to compile due to the inclusion of hundreds of extraneous ellipses.
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I'd assume you need all the requirements (hence the name)
You don't actually hire many people, do you?


Hire personally? No. If you mean, "have you sorted, prioritized, and rejected stacks of resumes for a position and have you conducted interviews of potential new-hires?". Then the answer is yes. And guess what, if some skill is "required" for a position, then anyone who doesn't have that skill doesn't get hired. Baring the rare case where there isn't a single applicant with the skill set required, I suppose.
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Bardalicious wrote:
Don't let gbaji write your webcode. I can only assume it would be long, redundant, and inefficient.


And perpetually unable to compile due to the inclusion of hundreds of extraneous ellipses.


Don't be foolish! I put all that stuff into the comments. ;)
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Don't let gbaji write your webcode. I can only assume it would be long, redundant, and inefficient.


Sounds like the perfect perl programmer.
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I'd assume you need all the requirements (hence the name)
You don't actually hire many people, do you?


Hire personally? No. If you mean, "have you sorted, prioritized, and rejected stacks of resumes for a position and have you conducted interviews of potential new-hires?". Then the answer is yes. And guess what, if some skill is "required" for a position, then anyone who doesn't have that skill doesn't get hired. Baring the rare case where there isn't a single applicant with the skill set required, I suppose.
It is my experience, that rarely do you get someone who meets all of your requirements, unless you're actually willing to pay for all of those, which again, is rarely the case on a position outside of senior levels.
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It is my experience, that rarely do you get someone who meets all of your requirements, unless you're actually willing to pay for all of those, which again, is rarely the case on a position outside of senior levels.


And your experience hiring people in computer related fields is...? I answered the question, so that seems only fair.


You're correct, to a point. If we're looking for a general fit for a position, we'll usually take any of a range of skills as long as we think the person can fill into the position as needed. But that's more of the "we need another head count to help handle the workload a group of people are doing which involve a wide range of specific skill sets". But if the job you're hiring for is specific enough to bother writing down a set of "required" skills, you're pretty much going to use that as a minimum.

Put another way, if 5 people with all of those required skills apply and 50 others apply who don't have them, which 5 candidates will get interviews? As I said, if you somehow get zero candidates who have the required skills *then* you may start looking elsewhere and at candidates who aren't perfect matches. Or, depending on how necessary those skills are, you wont. Or, you'll look at the required skills and trim them a bit to see if you can find matches to the new "required" list.


I just assume that if someone actually writes that some skill is required for a job, that the word "required" actually has some meaning. I suppose it doesn't hurt to toss a resume their way if you want the job and are close, but you have to go in understanding that your odds of even getting through the first round of resume screenings are going to be small. Doubly so in todays market where there are a ton of people looking for work. I remember being pretty selective back in the late 90s and early 2000s. And that was when so many companies were hiring folks with bare minimum skills because they desperately needed any warm body who could do anything useful on a computer. Right now, it's a hirer's market.
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How much does Zam pay? I always got the impression it was absolute garbage.
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And your experience hiring people in computer related fields is...? I answered the question, so that seems only fair.
Yes, that's fair. And the answer is none.


However, in discussing anything with you, I don't have to have any experience in the specific field, as you've clearly assumed what you know in one field automatically applies to all others whenever it suits you, so I'll do the same. Feel free to consider my opinion invalid if you'd like, but remember why everyone considers yours invalid when you do the same.
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How much does Zam pay? I always got the impression it was absolute garbage.


Negotiated at the time of hire with each individual hiree. Its also usually contract based, so tax considerations, etc. come into play. Essentially, it varies, and you can certanly ask the interviewers. I'm not willing or allowed to disclose what I, as a part timer get. I can tell you that A. it's less than a neurosurgeon gets paid, and more than the average itenerant fruit picker, B. Yes, we're serious about taking large bribes to do things (guru, bans, name changes, etc), and C. it's not just a job, it's an Adventure!
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Sounds nice but I haven't worked with JSON or Ajax. :( HTML, CSS, PHP, MySQL, Flash, Photoshop, C++, all good. And I've been looking for a job this summer.

I suppose I'll hope for the best with my upcoming interview. Also, I think tailoring the site for the few people still hanging onto IE6 sounds painful. D:

Although on the plus side, this WOULD finally give me the chance to add an opt-in widescreen support feature... Smiley: dubious That's been my white whale for idk, 2 years now?



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My questions are:
Who did you fire/have leave?
How much is the pay for the job?
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How much is the pay for the job?
Really?

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How much does Zam pay? I always got the impression it was absolute garbage.
Negotiated at the time of hire with each individual hiree. Its also usually contract based, so tax considerations, etc. come into play. Essentially, it varies, and you can certanly ask the interviewers. I'm not willing or allowed to disclose what I, as a part timer get.
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Anyone running on IE6 still doesn't deserve to own a computer.


Tell that to the 3rd party Tech Support company I work for, they refuse to pay for new software so we are stuck using IE6. Anything else would cause the programs to crash.
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How much does Zam pay? I always got the impression it was absolute garbage.


Negotiated at the time of hire with each individual hiree.


That low, huh?
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Anyone running on IE6 still doesn't deserve to own a computer.


Tell that to the 3rd party Tech Support company I work for, they refuse to pay for new software so we are stuck using IE6. Anything else would cause the programs to crash.


Since when did a browser upgrade cost money?
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Negotiated pay is one way of saying the cheapest qualified person gets the job.
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Negotiated pay is one way of saying the cheapest qualified person gets the job.
Zam figures on catching some innocent kid and squeezing lots of work out of them before they wise up/


That's the way the world works. I don't see why you care, it's not like you're even remotely qualified for the position.
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Nizdaar left, they brought in one replacement, it looks like they are bringing in a second one to supplement.
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Anyone running on IE6 still doesn't deserve to own a computer.


Tell that to the 3rd party Tech Support company I work for, they refuse to pay for new software so we are stuck using IE6. Anything else would cause the programs to crash.


Since when did a browser upgrade cost money?


A lot of legacy programs are integrated with IE6. That's why IE8 included a compatibility browsing mode, but it doesn't work in all instances.

Honestly, if a tech support company refuses to upgrade their software and is using IE6, I'd be afraid to use said tech support company. Our ticketing software at my office uses IE8-9 without any problems.

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Negotiated pay is one way of saying the cheapest qualified person gets the job.
Zam figures on catching some innocent kid and squeezing lots of work out of them before they wise up/


That's the way the world works. I don't see why you care, it's not like you're even remotely qualified for the position.



Your such a guesser BD. However your completely wrong. You best keep up sticking your feet in your mouth it makes things so enjoyable around here.
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Negotiated pay is one way of saying the cheapest qualified person gets the job.
Zam figures on catching some innocent kid and squeezing lots of work out of them before they wise up/


That's the way the world works. I don't see why you care, it's not like you're even remotely qualified for the position.



Your such a guesser BD. However your completely wrong. You best keep up sticking your feet in your mouth it makes things so enjoyable around here.
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B. Yes, we're serious about taking large bribes to do things (guru, bans, name changes, etc)
So how much is a "large" bribe exactly? And does it have to be in money, or can it be in the form of spider heads on tiny little pikes?
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Really? Aw...

Well hopefully on to bigger and better things. Seemed like a decent dude from what little I saw of him.
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[expand] - this would never work.

Hey Varus, do you have to 'expand' your own posts to see them? ...just wonderin'.
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Nizdaar left, they brought in one replacement, it looks like they are bringing in a second one to supplement.

Is he the douche-hole responsible for the new forum layout? If so, why was he allowed to leave? Did the rancor pit trap door fail or something?
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C. it's not just a job, it's an Adventure!


In other words, it pays sh*t because you're horny to work for Zam.

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C. it's not just a job, it's an Adventure!


In other words, it pays sh*t because you're horny to work for Zam.

Pass.


You get to ban people though. So there is that...
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Wasn't that the Navy's recruitment slogan for a while?
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Theirs was Nuke people. That or Torpedo surfers.
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Hey Kao, do you know when the closing date is? I have a friend that might be interested in applying, but I don't know how far along the team is in the process.

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