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#1 May 16 2011 at 9:35 PM Rating: Sub-Default
CHICAGO, IL—After stumbling across a former internet hangout yesterday, blindsided local man Al Yeganeh declared that he was “disgusted and amazed" at what's been described as a state of simultaneous stagnation and decay. “I really don't remember it being this bad to begin with,” Yeganeh told reporters, before continuing a prolonged complaint. The message board in question was contacted for comment but there was no immediate response.

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#2 May 16 2011 at 9:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, 4chan sucks now.
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#3nonwto, Posted: May 16 2011 at 9:43 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Obviously it's a meta-like reference to this very board, lad.
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Not sure who yet. We'll find out though.
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#5nonwto, Posted: May 16 2011 at 10:03 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You do that. Quite serious business after all.
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I bet it's Rog.
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I bet it's Rog.


No, I already found the one he thinks I didn't find.

edit: and who says "lad" anyways? honestly??? I'd Guess youshutup maybe but didn't he come back the other day already?



Edited, May 16th 2011 9:50pm by Kaolian
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#9 May 16 2011 at 11:51 PM Rating: Good
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It's Rog's son, sent into the future and raised by the psychic ghost of Rog and his wife (Rogina). When the time was right, so to speak, he travelled back to the present to set the world to rights.

Edited, May 17th 2011 5:53am by Kavekk
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Kavekk wrote:
It's Rog's son, sent into the future and raised by the psychic ghost of Rog and his wife (Rogina). When the time was right, so to speak, he travelled back to the present to set the world to rights.


I bet they named him "Bal"
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#11 May 17 2011 at 3:36 AM Rating: Default
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I bet he's one that used to post here. It's been dead as of late.
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I bet he's one that used to post here. It's been dead as of late.
We'd be pretty lost around here without your brilliant deductive reasoning.
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I bet he's one that used to post here. It's been dead as of late.
We'd be pretty lost around here without your brilliant deductive reasoning.


Thanks, Someone has to do it.
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Funny, didn't figure the Soup **** as a forum troll.
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Area man bored by failtroll.

I dunno man, my Spidey-sense suggests that you may have a tenuous connection with said failtroll.
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Jophiel wrote:
I have over 50,000 posts and over a decade of tenure. I have a tenuous connection to everyone here.

Well, ok, more than tenuous. If indirect. To someone who hasn't been here in awhile.
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well, if it was skeet, i'm pretty good at eliminating clay pigeons...
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#21 May 17 2011 at 7:17 PM Rating: Good
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I know who it is. I'm also vewy vewy disappointed he isn't praying noice.. :(
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#22 May 18 2011 at 1:12 AM Rating: Default
Jophiel wrote:
Area man bored by failtroll.


The persistently strained indifference and irony make your posts bad enough. You don't really need the 4chanesque internet slang as an aid.

Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
well, if it was skeet, i'm pretty good at eliminating clay pigeons...


Aim lower.

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I know who it is. I'm also vewy vewy disappointed he isn't praying noice.. :(


Do you, now?
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That's what she said.
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Seems more like a vampire like connection sucking the life-force from posters here.
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This thread looks like as good a place as any to announce that I'm going to refill my coffee now. Anyone need anything while I'm up?
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Nothing you can help with from over 1,000 miles away, thanks.
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The persistently strained indifference and irony make your posts bad enough. You don't really need the 4chanesque internet slang as an aid.

Nope, still bored.
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Smells of maple leaves and shave ice..
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This thread looks like as good a place as any to announce that I'm going to refill my coffee now. Anyone need anything while I'm up?
I just had some wonderful tea so no thank you.
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#30 May 18 2011 at 5:25 PM Rating: Default
I'm Proof by the by. This is all a bit more boring than I expected.

"Proof of what, human de-evolution hurr durr". See you next year.
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Who didn't see this as turning into a battle of who can pretend to care the least? Though, loss goes thread creator in the event of a tie.
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See you next year.

k. Try harder next time.

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Who didn't see this as turning into a battle of who can pretend to care the least?

With all sincerity, I can't think of a single noteworthy thing about Proof except that he made a lot of socks and Kao banned him a lot. As for what he ever did, I have no clue. I assume it was something in the OOT or the FFXI boards or something.

Edited, May 18th 2011 7:06pm by Jophiel
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I'm Proof by the by.
Who?
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#34 May 18 2011 at 8:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Huh. I guess that makes sense. Sort of.
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#35 May 18 2011 at 9:13 PM Rating: Default
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With all sincerity, I can't think of a single noteworthy thing about Proof except that he made a lot of socks and Kao banned him a lot. As for what he ever did, I have no clue. I assume it was something in the OOT or the FFXI boards or something.

Edited, May 18th 2011 7:06pm by Jophiel


I can't think of much either. One thing that does come to mind, however, is incessant arguing with a few members of the circlejerk here. I would've been about 13 when I was posting here, so essentially it was the lot of you abusing a child. You should all feel horrible.

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Huh. I guess that makes sense. Sort of.


I don't see anything baffling about it.
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nonwto wrote:
Jophiel wrote:

With all sincerity, I can't think of a single noteworthy thing about Proof except that he made a lot of socks and Kao banned him a lot. As for what he ever did, I have no clue. I assume it was something in the OOT or the FFXI boards or something.

Edited, May 18th 2011 7:06pm by Jophiel


I can't think of much either. One thing that does come to mind, however, is incessant arguing with a few members of the circlejerk here. I would've been about 13 when I was posting here, so essentially it was the lot of you abusing a child. You should all feel horrible.

Well, it's not like you've grown up in the intervening time.
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Ah, I do remember proofsock, now that you mention it.
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#38nonwto, Posted: May 18 2011 at 10:21 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) He said on a forum built on people rehashing the same arguments for a decade.
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I can't think of much either. One thing that does come to mind, however, is incessant arguing with a few members of the circlejerk here. I would've been about 13 when I was posting here, so essentially it was the lot of you abusing a child. You should all feel horrible.

Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.
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Who?


I care this much.
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I can't think of much either. One thing that does come to mind, however, is incessant arguing with a few members of the circlejerk here. I would've been about 13 when I was posting here, so essentially it was the lot of you abusing a child. You should all feel horrible.

Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.


Googling combinations of my various sock's names (the few I can remember) and the asylum brings up some interesting results.

This is the height of it, I think.

As most of you who regularily read the Asylum know, we have more than our fair share of socks, trolls, and fu[/i]cktards. However, one fucktard stands out above all the rest. He is the ultimate fucktard, more advanced in the ways of fucktarding than any other.

Proofkuniva, Asperitas, proofsock, and any other names he has gone by, is that ultimate fu[i]
cktard, somebody so stupid and degenerate, he makes guys like Varus look like Rhode Scholars.


Good times.

I'm sure you don't care but I have nothing better to do at 1 AM.
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Dammit. Now you have me randomly coming up with particle man style personas for random posters while I should be working.


Okra Man, Okra Man,
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Only a matter of time til his next ban,
Okra Man.

Is he a troll, is he on a roll?
Does he skip when he's out for a stroll?
Why do we put up with Okra Man?
Man-seeking-man, Okra Man.
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Dammit. Now you have me randomly coming up with particle man style personas for random posters while I should be working.


Okra Man, Okra Man,
dropped on his head by his mountain clan.
Only a matter of time til his next ban,
Okra Man.

Is he a troll, is he on a roll?
Does he skip when he's out for a stroll?
Why do we put up with Okra Man?
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Article man, Article man,
Posts whatever articles he can
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Doesn't comment, Didn't read
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Who did the sock turn out to be?

...I care.
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Funny; Proof and Kelvy come back at roughly the same time to say roughly the same crap...
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Funny; Proof and Kelvy come back at roughly the same time to say roughly the same crap...

AND... they've never been seen together in the same room.
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