varusword75 wrote:
No I will not have sex with you either.
Well, duh. I'm not gay.
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Well, duh. I'm not gay.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
varusword75 wrote:
Tulip,
So you've been a badgirl then. Do you need a spanking?
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That's really not very nice.
So you've been a badgirl then. Do you need a spanking?
Actually, I've never made fun of you for your sexual orientation. It's Joph that needs the spanking.
varusword75 wrote:
Are you sure?
You seem... interested. Hopeful, perhaps.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
varusword75 wrote:
Tulip,
Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?
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It's Joph that needs the spanking
Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?
It means if you ever touch me, I'll gouge your eyes out with a pitchfork.
Jophiel wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Are you sure?
You seem... interested. Hopeful, perhaps.
He's probably into bears, not giraffes.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Must be Squidbilly mating season.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Belkira wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Tulip,
Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?
Quote:
It's Joph that needs the spanking
Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?
It means if you ever touch me, I'll gouge your eyes out with a pitchfork.
I find it kind of disturbing that you own a pitchfork.
varusword75 wrote:
Nads,
No I will not have sex with you.
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Who cares? I'll just find some way to make varus pay for it.
No I will not have sex with you.
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Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
Nadenu wrote:
Belkira wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Tulip,
Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?
Quote:
It's Joph that needs the spanking
Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?
It means if you ever touch me, I'll gouge your eyes out with a pitchfork.
I find it kind of disturbing that you own a pitchfork.
I don't. But I would buy one for the occasion.
LeWoVoc wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Nads,
No I will not have sex with you.
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Who cares? I'll just find some way to make varus pay for it.
No I will not have sex with you.
I'm not sure if we should be awarding him points for plagiarizing Adam Sandler.
In fact, I should probably be beaten for even knowing the source material.
You should probably be beaten, but not for the reason stated.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Belkira wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Belkira wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Tulip,
Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?
Quote:
It's Joph that needs the spanking
Does this mean you don't want that spanking now?
It means if you ever touch me, I'll gouge your eyes out with a pitchfork.
I find it kind of disturbing that you own a pitchfork.
I don't.
Then how do you fork your pitch?
Kachi wrote:
LeWoVoc wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Nads,
No I will not have sex with you.
Quote:
Who cares? I'll just find some way to make varus pay for it.
No I will not have sex with you.
I'm not sure if we should be awarding him points for plagiarizing Adam Sandler.
In fact, I should probably be beaten for even knowing the source material.
Saying 'No, I will not have sex with you' is ripping off Sandler??
Nadenu wrote:
Kachi wrote:
LeWoVoc wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Nads,
No I will not have sex with you.
Quote:
Who cares? I'll just find some way to make varus pay for it.
No I will not have sex with you.
I'm not sure if we should be awarding him points for plagiarizing Adam Sandler.
In fact, I should probably be beaten for even knowing the source material.
Saying 'No, I will not have sex with you' is ripping off Sandler??
It's classic Sandler. It's his only funny line.
Just as Planned.
Actually, I think the line you are referring to is "No I will not make out with you!" from Billy Madison.
When Varus wants to bite a line from a movie he sticks with the classics, like Friday.
varusword75 wrote:
You know he's jewish right?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
"Mel Brooks is Jewish??"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Heh, the people I know in real life who say stuff like "You know he's Jewish, right?" are mostly Palestinians.
Kalivha wrote:
I know people from many countries and want you to know it, too!
It was more a "how is that a point to make?" statement with a bit of national guilt mixed in. I couldn't say "I honestly don't know anyone who considers that an argument", so I went for the next best thing.
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