Oh, and, you wanna feel old? Hannah turned 6 last month.
Wife turned xx last Thursday.
2.0 turned 7 last Saturday.
Mothers' Day was Sunday.
2.1 turns 2 on Thursday.
Forget old, I'm feeling f'ucking broke.
I had a very witty signature once, but apparently it offended the sensibilities of some of the frailer constitutions that frequent this particular internet message board.
[The rest of this message has been censored and I can't tell you what I actually think of you]