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#1 May 03 2011 at 2:45 PM Rating: Decent
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I just spent 2 full days in meetings with what I swear is Varus' grandfather. He's a client so I had to be nice and agreeable. I don't think there's enough hot water in the world for the shower I'm about to take.
#2varusword75, Posted: May 03 2011 at 2:50 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Clients are nice.
#3 May 03 2011 at 2:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yodabunny wrote:
I just spent 2 full days in meetings with what I swear is Varus' grandfather. He's a client so I had to be nice and agreeable. I don't think there's enough hot water in the world for the shower I'm about to take.


You're doing it wrong. You have to bathe in raw sewage first to neutralize the residue, then use hot water to remove the sewage.
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#4 May 03 2011 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny wrote:
I just spent 2 full days in meetings with what I swear is Varus' grandfather. He's a client so I had to be nice and agreeable. I don't think there's enough hot water in the world for the shower I'm about to take.


You're doing it wrong. You have to bathe in raw sewage first to neutralize the residue, then use hot water to remove the sewage.
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#5 May 04 2011 at 4:07 AM Rating: Decent
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This is some grade A homopathy.
#6 May 04 2011 at 5:48 AM Rating: Good
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While you take your shower just say "I accept you Jesus as my savior and by this shower I baptize myself."
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#7 May 04 2011 at 5:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Nothing like having to sit through conversations where the person refers to God and Christ constantly.
Makes me want to puke.
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#8 May 04 2011 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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Dude went on about his chrome plated handgun with a six inch barrel, he was going to get an assault rifle but figured if the Mexican mafia came into his house we wouldn't have time to grab it anyway.

He LOVES Sarah Palin.

He's a birther, still.
#9 May 04 2011 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny wrote:
Dude went on about his chrome plated handgun with a six inch barrel,
Small ***** much?
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#10 May 04 2011 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny wrote:
Dude went on about his chrome plated handgun with a six inch barrel, he was going to get an assault rifle but figured if the Mexican mafia came into his house we wouldn't have time to grab it anyway.

If it's a .44 Magnum it's an impressive gun. Other than that...meh.
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#11 May 05 2011 at 7:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tailmon wrote:
Nothing like having to sit through conversations where the person refers to God and Christ constantly.
Makes me want to puke.

I get the same feeling every time I skip over one of your posts.
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#12 May 06 2011 at 7:36 AM Rating: Good
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Nothing like having to sit through conversations where the person refers to God and Christ constantly.


Omg I hate this--it makes me so uncomfortable.
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#13 May 06 2011 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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Allegory wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
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This is some grade A homopathy.
Hey that is some straight up chemistry ****
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#14 May 06 2011 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
Allegory wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
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This is some grade A homopathy.
Hey that is some straight up chemistry sh*t
SCIENCE!
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#15 May 06 2011 at 7:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Omg I hate this--it makes me so uncomfortable.
My girlfriend's father is like this. Southern Baptist, and EVERYTHING revolves around God. I try to use my knowledge of the Bible to get on the level with the conversation, but so many of the ideas are just so... out there. As I mentioned in another thread recently, the issue with the Bible is you can literally make it say anything and support any position. And no matter what, you'll always offend someone.

Edit: Thinking of it, I guess most religions are like that if people are fanatical enough.

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#16 May 06 2011 at 7:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sweetums wrote:
Allegory wrote:
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like dissolves like

This is some grade A homopathy.
Hey that is some straight up chemistry sh*t
SCIENCE!
ONLY MAGIC CAN DEFEAT MAGIC
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#17 May 06 2011 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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Bardalicious wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Allegory wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
like dissolves like

This is some grade A homopathy.
Hey that is some straight up chemistry sh*t
SCIENCE!
ONLY MAGIC CAN DEFEAT MAGIC
NO THAT WOULD BE MEDICATION
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#18 May 06 2011 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory wrote:
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Omg I hate this--it makes me so uncomfortable.
I only take issue with it if I'm either stuck in a very long time (hour+) or its someone who knows that I don't like talking about it (like my brother, although he's finally stopped)
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#19 May 06 2011 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good
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Tailmon wrote:
Nothing like having to sit through conversations where the person refers to God and Christ constantly.
Makes me want to puke.
Nothing like having to sit through that and rants about Muslims and Obama's birth certificate.

Ah, family.
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#20 May 06 2011 at 7:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sweetums wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Allegory wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
like dissolves like

This is some grade A homopathy.
Hey that is some straight up chemistry sh*t
SCIENCE!
ONLY MAGIC CAN DEFEAT MAGIC
NO THAT WOULD BE MEDICATION
TALISMANS NOT IMPORTANT.
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#21 May 06 2011 at 7:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Bardalicious wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Allegory wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
like dissolves like

This is some grade A homopathy.
Hey that is some straight up chemistry sh*t
SCIENCE!
ONLY MAGIC CAN DEFEAT MAGIC
NO THAT WOULD BE MEDICATION
TALISMANS NOT IMPORTANT.
CLIMB THE MIGHTY QUOTE PYRAMID
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idiggory wrote:
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Nothing like having to sit through conversations where the person refers to God and Christ constantly.


Omg I hate this--it makes me so uncomfortable.
I only take issue with it if I'm either stuck in a very long time (hour+) or its someone who knows that I don't like talking about it (like my brother, although he's finally stopped)


I think I've mentioned before that I'm currently working on my MBA. The only program that was close to home and had a schedule that worked was through Trevecca Nazarene College. I knew it was a Christian college and all, and I figured I'd have to sit through some god stuff, but that it would be worth it in the end.

But when your Econ teacher is trying to find a way to fit god into the lesson, it gets a little weird.
#23 May 06 2011 at 8:04 AM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
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Sweetums wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Allegory wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
like dissolves like

This is some grade A homopathy.
Hey that is some straight up chemistry sh*t
SCIENCE!
ONLY MAGIC CAN DEFEAT MAGIC
NO THAT WOULD BE MEDICATION
TALISMANS NOT IMPORTANT.
CLIMB THE MIGHTY QUOTE PYRAMID


BOLD UPS THE ANTE
#24 May 06 2011 at 8:07 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira wrote:
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idiggory wrote:
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Nothing like having to sit through conversations where the person refers to God and Christ constantly.


Omg I hate this--it makes me so uncomfortable.
I only take issue with it if I'm either stuck in a very long time (hour+) or its someone who knows that I don't like talking about it (like my brother, although he's finally stopped)


I think I've mentioned before that I'm currently working on my MBA. The only program that was close to home and had a schedule that worked was through Trevecca Nazarene College. I knew it was a Christian college and all, and I figured I'd have to sit through some god stuff, but that it would be worth it in the end.

But when your Econ teacher is trying to find a way to fit god into the lesson, it gets a little weird.
Yea, I probably should have added to the very long bit, repeated exposure from the same person.
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#25 May 06 2011 at 8:09 AM Rating: Good
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It's even weirder when your math teacher does it.

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Eske Esquire wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
Allegory wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
like dissolves like

This is some grade A homopathy.
Hey that is some straight up chemistry sh*t
SCIENCE!
ONLY MAGIC CAN DEFEAT MAGIC
NO THAT WOULD BE MEDICATION
TALISMANS NOT IMPORTANT.
CLIMB THE MIGHTY QUOTE PYRAMID


BOLD UPS THE ANTE
this pyramid now has a weak foundation.
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