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#227 May 02 2011 at 1:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
How about bury him in the corpse of a pig at an undisclosed location?
Yeah, I can't see how that could possibly go wrong for the soldiers still overseas.
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I thought he was dead for years, varus.
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#231 May 02 2011 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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If it came out that his body met some other fate, I guess I wouldn't be surprised but at the same time -- why not dump it overboard? What else are we going to do with it? Dissect his brain?
Last night when I went to bed, all the networks were going on about how we would need to produce the body to convince the terrorist world that we really had killed him, which is why they "captured" his body to begin with. Apparently that changed in the 7 hours I slept.

There's certainly no tangible proof now, you must admit.


We needed the body to do the DNA testing, but we also wanted to honor it as was appropriate in his faith, so it had to be buried within so many hours or it is considered desicrated.

IMHO, the last thing we need is for some crazy to insist that we all be bombed because we didn't honor bin Laden's faith and have his body propery buried.
#232 May 02 2011 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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So the nuke only has a ten year fuse?

Silly conspiracy theories are hard to follow.


Edited, May 2nd 2011 3:11pm by lolgaxe
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#233 May 02 2011 at 1:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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There's certainly no tangible proof now, you must admit.

My understanding is that they took DNA from the body. In any event, unless the idea is to have the body take an extended tour of the nation's shopping malls and rail stations, all the folks saying it must be a fake wouldn't be looking at the corpse anyway.

Or would say it's a fake when they did see it.

Or say that Kenya didn't really exist back then.
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I thought he was dead for years, varus.

Smiley: laugh
This had me doubled over with silent laughs in the office, thanks!
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#235varusword75, Posted: May 02 2011 at 1:16 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Jophed,
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Jophed,

or that Obama's lying to the people again for political gain.


Source? Or is that just PURE conjecture?

Yeah, that's what I thought.
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#237 May 02 2011 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
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EDIT: Also, "outraged" is a bit over the top, ya think?
That's why I said "equally" right before it.
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
There's certainly no tangible proof now, you must admit.
Yes, I'm sure they didn't bother to take any photographs or save copies of any of the DNA tests used to verify his identity.

Edited, May 2nd 2011 2:37pm by bsphil
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#238 May 02 2011 at 1:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Edited, May 2nd 2011 2:37pm by bsphil
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#239 May 02 2011 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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You all realize the only reason this happened last night was to steal the attention away from Canada on its election day, right?
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#240 May 02 2011 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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bsphil wrote:
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EDIT: Also, "outraged" is a bit over the top, ya think?
That's why I said "equally" right before it.

No, you said equally right before it because your entire post was meant to denigrate my position as little more than hypocrisy. Trying to cover it up now with wordplay that doesn't fit the generally accepted usage of the original gambit is sad and pathetic.
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Try to keep up

True when I wrote it, true today. Stop poorly employing bits a 34 year old mongo working as a McDonald's parking lot sweeper could better.
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I think you're overstating Alma's capabilities there Moe.
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You all realize the only reason this happened last night was to steal the attention away from Canada on its election day, right?

I thought you guys had a queen or something.
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#243 May 02 2011 at 2:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
You all realize the only reason this happened last night was to steal the attention away from Canada on its election day, right?
Who is 'Canada'?
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You all realize the only reason this happened last night was to steal the attention away from Canada on its election day, right?
Who is 'Canada'?

Snow Mexicans.
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You all realize the only reason this happened last night was to steal the attention away from Canada on its election day, right?
Who is 'Canada'?

Snow Mexicans.

That's funny right there.
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#246 May 02 2011 at 2:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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I find it a bit disturbing that people were celebrating in the streets last night. We vilify people who celebrate in the streets when they kill us.
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I find it a bit disturbing that people were celebrating in the streets last night. We vilify people who celebrate in the streets when they kill us.

When your peaches get fuzz you'll understand better.
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#248 May 02 2011 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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I find it a bit disturbing that people were celebrating in the streets last night. We vilify people who celebrate in the streets when they kill us.


It's okay for us to celebrate because we're the Good Guys, duh.
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#249 May 02 2011 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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Muslim-Americans were amongst those partying, so don't feel too bad. They're as glad to see him gone as anyone else; maybe now rednecks in Tennessee and NYC will stop vilifying their mosques and community centers.
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#250 May 02 2011 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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I find it a bit disturbing that people were celebrating in the streets last night. We vilify people who celebrate in the streets when they kill us.


3000 dead Americans, thousands upon thousands of dead muslims, two invasions/occupations that have no end in sight, hundreds of billions of dollars, all for a bearded old **** who has been irrelevant for several years.


Whats not to celebrate?


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#251 May 02 2011 at 4:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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paulsol wrote:
Whats not to celebrate?

Because taking pleasure in the death of others is the reason we had this problem to begin with?
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