varusword75 wrote:
How about bury him in the corpse of a pig at an undisclosed location?
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Yeah, I can't see how that could possibly go wrong for the soldiers still overseas.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I thought he was dead for years, varus.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
If it came out that his body met some other fate, I guess I wouldn't be surprised but at the same time -- why not dump it overboard? What else are we going to do with it? Dissect his brain?
There's certainly no tangible proof now, you must admit.
We needed the body to do the DNA testing, but we also wanted to honor it as was appropriate in his faith, so it had to be buried within so many hours or it is considered desicrated.
IMHO, the last thing we need is for some crazy to insist that we all be bombed because we didn't honor bin Laden's faith and have his body propery buried.
So the nuke only has a ten year fuse?
Silly conspiracy theories are hard to follow.
Edited, May 2nd 2011 3:11pm by lolgaxe
Silly conspiracy theories are hard to follow.
Edited, May 2nd 2011 3:11pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
There's certainly no tangible proof now, you must admit.
My understanding is that they took DNA from the body. In any event, unless the idea is to have the body take an extended tour of the nation's shopping malls and rail stations, all the folks saying it must be a fake wouldn't be looking at the corpse anyway.
Or would say it's a fake when they did see it.
Or say that Kenya didn't really exist back then.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
lolgaxe wrote:
I thought he was dead for years, varus.
This had me doubled over with silent laughs in the office, thanks!
varusword75 wrote:
Jophed,
or that Obama's lying to the people again for political gain.
or that Obama's lying to the people again for political gain.
Source? Or is that just PURE conjecture?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
MoebiusLord wrote:
EDIT: Also, "outraged" is a bit over the top, ya think?
MoebiusLord wrote:
Try to keep up
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
There's certainly no tangible proof now, you must admit.
Edited, May 2nd 2011 2:37pm by bsphil
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
double
Edited, May 2nd 2011 2:37pm by bsphil
Edited, May 2nd 2011 2:37pm by bsphil
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
You all realize the only reason this happened last night was to steal the attention away from Canada on its election day, right?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
bsphil wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
EDIT: Also, "outraged" is a bit over the top, ya think?
No, you said equally right before it because your entire post was meant to denigrate my position as little more than hypocrisy. Trying to cover it up now with wordplay that doesn't fit the generally accepted usage of the original gambit is sad and pathetic.
bsphil wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
Try to keep up
True when I wrote it, true today. Stop poorly employing bits a 34 year old mongo working as a McDonald's parking lot sweeper could better.
I think you're overstating Alma's capabilities there Moe.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
You all realize the only reason this happened last night was to steal the attention away from Canada on its election day, right?
I thought you guys had a queen or something.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
You all realize the only reason this happened last night was to steal the attention away from Canada on its election day, right?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
bsphil wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
You all realize the only reason this happened last night was to steal the attention away from Canada on its election day, right?
Snow Mexicans.
LockeColeMA wrote:
bsphil wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
You all realize the only reason this happened last night was to steal the attention away from Canada on its election day, right?
Snow Mexicans.
That's funny right there.
I find it a bit disturbing that people were celebrating in the streets last night. We vilify people who celebrate in the streets when they kill us.
Whimsi wrote:
I find it a bit disturbing that people were celebrating in the streets last night. We vilify people who celebrate in the streets when they kill us.
When your peaches get fuzz you'll understand better.
Whimsi wrote:
I find it a bit disturbing that people were celebrating in the streets last night. We vilify people who celebrate in the streets when they kill us.
It's okay for us to celebrate because we're the Good Guys, duh.
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PunkFloyd
Muslim-Americans were amongst those partying, so don't feel too bad. They're as glad to see him gone as anyone else; maybe now rednecks in Tennessee and NYC will stop vilifying their mosques and community centers.
Whimsi wrote:
I find it a bit disturbing that people were celebrating in the streets last night. We vilify people who celebrate in the streets when they kill us.
3000 dead Americans, thousands upon thousands of dead muslims, two invasions/occupations that have no end in sight, hundreds of billions of dollars, all for a bearded old fart who has been irrelevant for several years.
Whats not to celebrate?
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
paulsol wrote:
Whats not to celebrate?
Because taking pleasure in the death of others is the reason we had this problem to begin with?
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