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Obama releases long form birth cert.Follow
Hey, Exxon/Mobile made 10 BILLION in profits last quarter. I'm sure there's absolutely no price gouging going on there.
varusword75 wrote:
It's a fake!!!
********************* wiki]It was controlled by Britain in the late 19th century; it grew out of British commercial interests in the area in the 1880s and remained a protectorate until 1920 when it became the colony of Kenya.
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The problem with this "new" birth certificate is that it's well....new. It lists his birthday as August 4, 1961, then list his fathers native country as Kenya. The problem with that is Kenya didn't exist until 1963, it was British East Africa or East Africa Protectorate until then.
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It also lists the hospital of his birth as Kapi'olani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital, which didn't exist until 1978. Prior to that time it was Kauaikeolani Children's Hospital.
************* wiki]In 1931, its name was changed to the Kapiʻolani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital.[/quote]
[Of course, Wikipedia is edited by Obama every day.
Apparently, Obama released his birth certificate this week for the sole purpose of trolling Trump, to his face, at the White House corespondents dinner.
Linky to Obama's remarks
Linky to Seth Meyer's Remarks
While Obama's jokes were pretty good, I gotta give it up to Seth Meyers for the following:
"Donald Trump has said he's running for president as a Republican -- which is surprising because I thought he was running as a joke."
"Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for a vice president."
"Donald Trump recently said he has a great relationship with the blacks. However, unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I think he's mistaken."
Not as epic a win as Colbert trolling W, but still pretty good stuff.
Linky to Obama's remarks
Linky to Seth Meyer's Remarks
While Obama's jokes were pretty good, I gotta give it up to Seth Meyers for the following:
"Donald Trump has said he's running for president as a Republican -- which is surprising because I thought he was running as a joke."
"Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for a vice president."
"Donald Trump recently said he has a great relationship with the blacks. However, unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I think he's mistaken."
Not as epic a win as Colbert trolling W, but still pretty good stuff.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
LockeColeMA wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
when gas is avging 6$ a gallon
This going to be one of your famous predictions, like 15% unemployment?
Well, it's actually close to that if you use the numbers they base econ policy on.
Just as Planned.
Omegavegeta wrote:
Apparently, Obama released his birth certificate this week for the sole purpose of trolling Trump, to his face, at the White House corespondents dinner.
Linky to Obama's remarks
Linky to Seth Meyer's Remarks
While Obama's jokes were pretty good, I gotta give it up to Seth Meyers for the following:
"Donald Trump has said he's running for president as a Republican -- which is surprising because I thought he was running as a joke."
"Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for a vice president."
"Donald Trump recently said he has a great relationship with the blacks. However, unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I think he's mistaken."
Not as epic a win as Colbert trolling W, but still pretty good stuff.
Linky to Obama's remarks
Linky to Seth Meyer's Remarks
While Obama's jokes were pretty good, I gotta give it up to Seth Meyers for the following:
"Donald Trump has said he's running for president as a Republican -- which is surprising because I thought he was running as a joke."
"Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for a vice president."
"Donald Trump recently said he has a great relationship with the blacks. However, unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I think he's mistaken."
Not as epic a win as Colbert trolling W, but still pretty good stuff.
Crap, you beat me to the punch...
I really liked his MSNBC joke.
"Everyone knows how the MSNBC party works. PREsident OBama makes the Koolaid, and everyone there drinks it."
I was also disturbed that a SNL comedian could be that funny. What kinds of awful things do they do to them on that show?
"Everyone knows how the MSNBC party works. PREsident OBama makes the Koolaid, and everyone there drinks it."
I was also disturbed that a SNL comedian could be that funny. What kinds of awful things do they do to them on that show?
My favorite part was pretty much Donald Trump's reaction.
I liked the music video at the beginning.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
I liked the music video at the beginning.
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