Gbaji and the rest of the Birthers are still retards.
Link
Edit: LOLFreepers. "But... but... if you ONLY released this then EVERYONE would just stop asking!!" :D
Edited, Apr 27th 2011 8:31am by Jophiel
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Obviously, he just need enough time to properly forge one.
Also, I agree.
Also, I agree.
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But that's just a photocopy! Looks shooped to me. I want to see the real thing in person!
These people are experts at moving goalposts.
These people are experts at moving goalposts.
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LordFaramir wrote:
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Time machine or gtfo
thanks for that freeper link 
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
thanks for that freeper link
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Born in the US is all that is required I believe.
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Born in the United States or one of its territories. So Obama is because he was born in Hawaii. McCain was because he was born in the Panama Canal Zone, which was administered by the US at the time.
Edit: Technically, different territories have different rules and not all apply.
Edited, Apr 27th 2011 8:57am by Jophiel
Edit: Technically, different territories have different rules and not all apply.
Edited, Apr 27th 2011 8:57am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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On July 27, 2009, the U.S. House of Representatives passed H.Res. 593, commemorating the 50th anniversary of Hawaii's statehood, including the text, "Whereas the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961".[78] The vote passed 378–0.[79]
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Well, looks like this issue is wrapped up neatly then, huh? Guess we can all worry about other more important problems instead.
Right?
Haha, just kiddin'.
EDIT: Oh man, some of the quotes in the comments section really are hilarious:
Edited, Apr 27th 2011 9:28am by bsphil
Right?
Haha, just kiddin'.
EDIT: Oh man, some of the quotes in the comments section really are hilarious:
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Immediate issues with this—he’s still not eligible as his father was not a US citizen at any time. Father’s race is also African—that is not a race. It’s like referring to anybody born in on any of the Americas, North, Middle, or South as Americans. Does not give any real information.
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(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
Edited, Apr 27th 2011 9:28am by bsphil
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
#11REDACTED,
Posted: Apr 27 2011 at 8:55 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Why'd it take him so long? Was he purposely dividing the country?
Dividing it between the intelligent and the hysterical, perhaps.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
varusword75 wrote:
Was he purposely dividing the country?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
What's that? I couldn't hear you over your lunatic fringe brethren screaming about how this birth certificate isn't good enough.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
And there was me thinking he was an alien :|
varusword75 wrote:
Jophed,
Did you just call yourself intelligent? Now that really is hysterical. Everytime you brag about your intelligence a smile crosses my face knowing where you live.
Edited, Apr 27th 2011 11:08am by varusword75
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Dividing it between the intelligent and the hysterical, perhaps
Did you just call yourself intelligent? Now that really is hysterical. Everytime you brag about your intelligence a smile crosses my face knowing where you live.
Edited, Apr 27th 2011 11:08am by varusword75
@ Jophiel
If where you live proves you are not intelligent, does that mean you live in varus' brain?
varusword75 wrote:
Jophed,
H*ll I didn't know he'd released it until I came here. For all I know it's a forgery.
H*ll I didn't know he'd released it until I came here. For all I know it's a forgery.
Its obviously a forgery. It doesn't even mention where his mother lived a year before and a year after his birth.
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varusword75 wrote:
Jophed,
H*ll I didn't know he'd released it until I came here. For all I know it's a forgery.
H*ll I didn't know he'd released it until I came here. For all I know it's a forgery.
Varus repeatedly states that he can't afford cable TV or internet at home and can only interact with the world at large from his desk at the insurance agency.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
bsphil wrote:
Oh man, some of the quotes in the comments section really are hilarious
My personal favorite, from another "thread" (man, their forum software is ***):
Some Birther Lunatic named PatriotGirl wrote:
Obama didn't release anything new. He released the same old COLB.
The acronym COLB stands for "Certificate of Live Birth."
Look at the top of the released document
What does it say?
If The Donald does not make a big stink about this, it means he's a stalking-horse for Hussein, meant to inoculate him from further birth certificate inquiries.
The acronym COLB stands for "Certificate of Live Birth."
Look at the top of the released document
What does it say?
If The Donald does not make a big stink about this, it means he's a stalking-horse for Hussein, meant to inoculate him from further birth certificate inquiries.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
bsphil wrote:
Oh man, some of the quotes in the comments section really are hilarious
My personal favorite, from another "thread" (man, their forum software is ***):
Some Birther Lunatic named PatriotGirl wrote:
Obama didn't release anything new. He released the same old COLB.
The acronym COLB stands for "Certificate of Live Birth."
Look at the top of the released document
What does it say?
If The Donald does not make a big stink about this, it means he's a stalking-horse for Hussein, meant to inoculate him from further birth certificate inquiries.
The acronym COLB stands for "Certificate of Live Birth."
Look at the top of the released document
What does it say?
If The Donald does not make a big stink about this, it means he's a stalking-horse for Hussein, meant to inoculate him from further birth certificate inquiries.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
varusword75 wrote:
Why'd it take him so long? Was he purposely dividing the country?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
varusword75 wrote:
Debo,
Why have TV outside of football season?
Quote:
Varus repeatedly states that he can't afford cable TV or internet at home
Why have TV outside of football season?
Baseball season?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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