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#1 Apr 27 2011 at 7:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Gbaji and the rest of the Birthers are still retards.

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Edit: LOLFreepers. "But... but... if you ONLY released this then EVERYONE would just stop asking!!" :D

Edited, Apr 27th 2011 8:31am by Jophiel
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#2 Apr 27 2011 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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Obviously, he just need enough time to properly forge one.


Also, I agree.
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#3 Apr 27 2011 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
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But that's just a photocopy! Looks shooped to me. I want to see the real thing in person!

These people are experts at moving goalposts.
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#5 Apr 27 2011 at 7:47 AM Rating: Excellent
thanks for that freeper link Smiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lol
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#6 Apr 27 2011 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
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thanks for that freeper link Smiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lol
Given how that place is all over the place, what exactly does the law state as requirements for him to be a natural born citizen?
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#7 Apr 27 2011 at 7:51 AM Rating: Excellent
Born in the US is all that is required I believe.
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#8 Apr 27 2011 at 7:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Born in the United States or one of its territories. So Obama is because he was born in Hawaii. McCain was because he was born in the Panama Canal Zone, which was administered by the US at the time.

Edit: Technically, different territories have different rules and not all apply.

Edited, Apr 27th 2011 8:57am by Jophiel
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#9 Apr 27 2011 at 7:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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On July 27, 2009, the U.S. House of Representatives passed H.Res. 593, commemorating the 50th anniversary of Hawaii's statehood, including the text, "Whereas the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961".[78] The vote passed 378–0.[79]
hah, I didn't know that. That's awesome.
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#10 Apr 27 2011 at 8:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Well, looks like this issue is wrapped up neatly then, huh? Guess we can all worry about other more important problems instead.

Right?

Haha, just kiddin'.

EDIT: Oh man, some of the quotes in the comments section really are hilarious:

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Immediate issues with this—he’s still not eligible as his father was not a US citizen at any time. Father’s race is also African—that is not a race. It’s like referring to anybody born in on any of the Americas, North, Middle, or South as Americans. Does not give any real information.
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Edited, Apr 27th 2011 9:28am by bsphil
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#11varusword75, Posted: Apr 27 2011 at 8:55 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Why'd it take him so long? Was he purposely dividing the country?
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Dividing it between the intelligent and the hysterical, perhaps.
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#13 Apr 27 2011 at 9:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Was he purposely dividing the country?
lol, ahh, you're so stupid.
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#14varusword75, Posted: Apr 27 2011 at 9:08 AM, Rating: Unrated, (Expand Post) Jophed,
#15 Apr 27 2011 at 9:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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What's that? I couldn't hear you over your lunatic fringe brethren screaming about how this birth certificate isn't good enough.
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And there was me thinking he was an alien :|
#17varusword75, Posted: Apr 27 2011 at 9:23 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Jophed,
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Dividing it between the intelligent and the hysterical, perhaps


Did you just call yourself intelligent? Now that really is hysterical. Everytime you brag about your intelligence a smile crosses my face knowing where you live.





Edited, Apr 27th 2011 11:08am by varusword75


@ Jophiel

If where you live proves you are not intelligent, does that mean you live in varus' brain?
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#19 Apr 27 2011 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
Jophed,

H*ll I didn't know he'd released it until I came here. For all I know it's a forgery.

It's only been posted on every major news outlet and news page across the interwebs.
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#20 Apr 27 2011 at 9:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Its obviously a forgery. It doesn't even mention where his mother lived a year before and a year after his birth.
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Jophed,

H*ll I didn't know he'd released it until I came here. For all I know it's a forgery.

It's only been posted on every major news outlet and news page across the interwebs.

Varus repeatedly states that he can't afford cable TV or internet at home and can only interact with the world at large from his desk at the insurance agency.
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#22varusword75, Posted: Apr 27 2011 at 9:41 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Debo,
#23 Apr 27 2011 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh man, some of the quotes in the comments section really are hilarious

My personal favorite, from another "thread" (man, their forum software is ***):
Some Birther Lunatic named PatriotGirl wrote:
Obama didn't release anything new. He released the same old COLB.

The acronym COLB stands for "Certificate of Live Birth."

Look at the top of the released document

What does it say?

If The Donald does not make a big stink about this, it means he's a stalking-horse for Hussein, meant to inoculate him from further birth certificate inquiries.
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#24 Apr 27 2011 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
bsphil wrote:
Oh man, some of the quotes in the comments section really are hilarious

My personal favorite, from another "thread" (man, their forum software is ***):
Some Birther Lunatic named PatriotGirl wrote:
Obama didn't release anything new. He released the same old COLB.

The acronym COLB stands for "Certificate of Live Birth."

Look at the top of the released document

What does it say?

If The Donald does not make a big stink about this, it means he's a stalking-horse for Hussein, meant to inoculate him from further birth certificate inquiries.
Hahaha, oh wow. Man, conspiracy theorists work quickly in the face of new, further contradictory evidence to their inane ideas.
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#25 Apr 27 2011 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
Why'd it take him so long? Was he purposely dividing the country?

Yes, it's called weeding out the dimwits.
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Debo,

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Varus repeatedly states that he can't afford cable TV or internet at home


Why have TV outside of football season?


Baseball season?
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