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#1 Apr 20 2011 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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Today is 4/20 and it is Ash Wednesday...proof that God wants us to legalize it.

Edit: so I guess the message from God is I'm an idiot.

Edited, Apr 20th 2011 9:49am by Ailitardif
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#2 Apr 20 2011 at 7:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ash Wednesday is the first day of Lent, tardnuts.
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#3 Apr 20 2011 at 7:45 AM Rating: Default
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To be fair, this still would have been a ****** thread even if it were factually correct.
#4 Apr 20 2011 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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... Ash Wednesday was March 9th.
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#5 Apr 20 2011 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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Curse me for not being Catholic!

How about good friday /Earth Day as proof God believes in global warming?
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#6 Apr 20 2011 at 7:47 AM Rating: Decent
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How about you quit posting?
#7 Apr 20 2011 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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Majivo wrote:
How about you quit posting?


I don't think I will do that, but I might quit posting new threads...they never seem to work out for me.
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#8 Apr 20 2011 at 7:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:
Curse me for not being Catholic!

God's already on it.
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#9 Apr 20 2011 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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I tried to rate you back up because it is 4/20 and you mean well.

However, it IS Hitler's birthday, and the anniversary of Columbine, so if anything, God is telling us that pot kills. Or, more realistically, that we all need to chill the f*ck out, man.
#10 Apr 20 2011 at 9:15 AM Rating: Default
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The message today and every day is that god doesn't exist.

Now go smoke.
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#11 Apr 20 2011 at 9:50 AM Rating: Excellent
This thread made me LOL4REELZ.
#12 Apr 20 2011 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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I think god is laughing while doing nothing and getting all the credit for it.

When's the last time god really told us anything - was it the burning bush?
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#13 Apr 20 2011 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord wrote:
This thread made me LOL4REELZ.
Ur doin' wrong.
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#14 Apr 20 2011 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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bsphil wrote:
The message today and every day is that god doesn't exist.

Now go smoke.
Smoking is bad for you. I'd like to encourage young pot-heads to go with the vaporizer thingy.

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#15 Apr 20 2011 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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Older pot heads should go for brownies.
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#16 Apr 20 2011 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
Poor thing, I think its cute. Can I keep it?
#17 Apr 20 2011 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord wrote:
This thread made me LOL4REELZ.


This x8.
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#18 Apr 20 2011 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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Since my grandparents don't have ash crosses on their foreheads, I assure you that it isn't.
#19 Apr 20 2011 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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So its pancake time?
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#20 Apr 20 2011 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
So its pancake time?
When is it ever a bad time for pancake?
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#21 Apr 20 2011 at 12:52 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
So its pancake time?
When is it ever a bad time for pancake?


God wants us to have waffles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUnH9NECSUU
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#22 Apr 20 2011 at 1:01 PM Rating: Decent
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#23 Apr 20 2011 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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God wrote:
Working as intended.
#24 Apr 20 2011 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.
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#25 Apr 20 2011 at 1:42 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.


You've clearly been eating the wrong waffles.
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Turin wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps.


You've clearly been eating the wrong waffles.
No kidding. I've never had a waffle that compares to a good pancake.
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