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#27 Apr 01 2011 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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Sex change aside, how're you doing? Did you ever actually go to Norway?


Buying a house, having a kid, losing my job. Same old, same old. Despite Cameron doing everything he can to make me emigrate, I haven't left. Yet.

You at Uni yet? I hope you've been rioting and occupying Fortnum & Mason recently.
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#28 Apr 11 2011 at 12:54 AM Rating: Good
Sex change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

-NW
#29 Apr 12 2011 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
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Sex change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

-NW
If you have a sex change it's not really a working ****** is it?
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#30 Apr 12 2011 at 10:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
NaughtyWord wrote:
Sex change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

-NW
If you have a sex change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the sex change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
#31 Apr 13 2011 at 5:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?


QFT.

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#32 Apr 13 2011 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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Exodus wrote:
Elinda wrote:
NaughtyWord wrote:
Sex change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

-NW
If you have a sex change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the sex change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
I'm not big on the bleeding biz but spitting a kid out through that lil opening is a miraculous, wondrous feat not matched by anything ever. I liked it.
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#33 Apr 13 2011 at 7:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Congratulations on your sex change and/or april fools joke.
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#34 Apr 13 2011 at 8:39 AM Rating: Excellent
Elinda wrote:
Exodus wrote:
Elinda wrote:
NaughtyWord wrote:
Sex change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

-NW
If you have a sex change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the sex change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
I'm not big on the bleeding biz but spitting a kid out through that lil opening is a miraculous, wondrous feat not matched by anything ever. I liked it.

But your brain is broken, so grain of salt time on your opinion.
#35 Apr 13 2011 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Exodus wrote:
Elinda wrote:
NaughtyWord wrote:
Sex change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

-NW
If you have a sex change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the sex change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
I'm not big on the bleeding biz but spitting a kid out through that lil opening is a miraculous, wondrous feat not matched by anything ever. I liked it.

But your brain is broken, so grain of salt time on your opinion.
You're just envious that you will never know what it feels like to spit a living breathing blob from your non-existent womb. No sex-change will ever alter that.

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#36 Apr 13 2011 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
Elinda wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Exodus wrote:
Elinda wrote:
NaughtyWord wrote:
Sex change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

-NW
If you have a sex change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the sex change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
I'm not big on the bleeding biz but spitting a kid out through that lil opening is a miraculous, wondrous feat not matched by anything ever. I liked it.

But your brain is broken, so grain of salt time on your opinion.
You're just envious that you will never know what it feels like to spit a living breathing blob from your non-existent womb. No sex-change will ever alter that.

Having watched it three times, up close and personal, I can honestly say jealousy doesn't even begin to enter the conversation.
#37 Apr 13 2011 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the sex change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?


Ugh.
#38 Apr 13 2011 at 10:51 AM Rating: Good
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#39 Apr 13 2011 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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Menstrual blood smells better than other blood.


So that's the female version of enjoying the smell of your own farts?
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#40 Apr 13 2011 at 11:49 AM Rating: Default
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Menstrual blood smells better than other blood.


So that's the female version of enjoying the smell of your own farts?


Is this the male version of being a stupid cunt?
#41 Apr 13 2011 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Exodus wrote:
Elinda wrote:
NaughtyWord wrote:
Sex change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

-NW
If you have a sex change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the sex change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
I'm not big on the bleeding biz but spitting a kid out through that lil opening is a miraculous, wondrous feat not matched by anything ever. I liked it.

But your brain is broken, so grain of salt time on your opinion.
You're just envious that you will never know what it feels like to spit a living breathing blob from your non-existent womb. No sex-change will ever alter that.

Having watched it three times, up close and personal, I can honestly say jealousy doesn't even begin to enter the conversation.


I *have* spawned 3 of my own, and Im totally with Moe here. yeah, there are *some* really cool aspects, but they are by far outnumbered by the reast of the crap Id rather never have to deal with. Sick knows not to taunt me when Im preggers or else he may get a sex change free of cost (and anesthesia)
#42 Apr 13 2011 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
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I *have* spawned 3 of my own, and Im totally with Moe here. yeah, there are *some* really cool aspects, but they are by far outnumbered by the reast of the crap Id rather never have to deal with. Sick knows not to taunt me when Im preggers or else he may get a sex change free of cost (and anesthesia)

You're pregnant again?
#43 Apr 13 2011 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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oh fuck no. You guys will know if I get pregnant again when you watch breaking news of a femme arrested for using a dull butter knife to perform a sex change on her husband after she saw the pink line on a HPT
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