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#1 Apr 01 2011 at 5:40 AM Rating: Excellent
I guess some of you might've noticed I haven't been on here much lately. Things have been pretty crazy since I decided to become a lady. I've had the idea for a long time, and I just needed the money to get it done outside of the NHS. It took quite a while, as business has been pretty slow. Seems people don't need that many kidneys after all! Lungs, on the other hand... But I digress.

This might come as a bit of a shock to some of you, not so much to others, but there you go. Life is strange and wonderful and bi-curious,it seems. Snails are hermaphrodite, and perhaps I've eaten too many of them lol.

Please don't confuse me with Tailmon. S/he gives transsexuals a bad name. We are not all crazy, I swear. If you want pictures of my operation, just let me know. I've made a pretty cool collage, which I'd be happy to email over. There's also a video on Youtube, but it might be NSFW.

Hope you all respect my choice, and don't change your behaviour just because I'm now called RedPhoenixia.







So, Varrus... Skype?
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#2 Apr 01 2011 at 5:47 AM Rating: Good
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Gratz and in before 109763 pages of lame discussion.
#3 Apr 01 2011 at 5:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thanks for the 4/1(1).

Edited, Apr 1st 2011 7:52am by Timelordwho
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#4 Apr 01 2011 at 5:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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You should ask Kao to change your posting name to Pinkphoenixxx.
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Tits or GTFO.

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#6 Apr 01 2011 at 6:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Tits or GTFO.


My body is a temple, which used to be a mosque.


Until you got bombed, and now it's all over the place.
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#8 Apr 01 2011 at 6:25 AM Rating: Excellent
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Tits or GTFO.


My body is a temple, which used to be a mosque.


Until you got bombed, and now it's all over the place.


Indeed, there's one massive crater where the minaret used to stand.
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#9 Apr 01 2011 at 6:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Tits or GTFO.


My body is a temple, which used to be a mosque.


More like a mosquito, from what I hear.

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#10 Apr 01 2011 at 7:06 AM Rating: Good
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Tits or GTFO.


My body is a temple, which used to be a mosque.


Until you got bombed, and now it's all over the place.


Indeed, there's one massive crater where the minaret used to stand.


I thought you were moving to Norway, not Switzerland.
#11 Apr 01 2011 at 7:20 AM Rating: Default
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April Fools.
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#12 Apr 01 2011 at 7:20 AM Rating: Decent
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I guess some of you might've noticed I haven't been on here much lately. Things have been pretty crazy since I decided to become a lady. I've had the idea for a long time, and I just needed the money to get it done outside of the NHS. It took quite a while, as business has been pretty slow. Seems people don't need that many kidneys after all! Lungs, on the other hand... But I digress.

This might come as a bit of a shock to some of you, not so much to others, but there you go. Life is strange and wonderful and bi-curious,it seems. Snails are hermaphrodite, and perhaps I've eaten too many of them lol.

Please don't confuse me with Tailmon. S/he gives transsexuals a bad name. We are not all crazy, I swear. If you want pictures of my operation, just let me know. I've made a pretty cool collage, which I'd be happy to email over. There's also a video on Youtube, but it might be NSFW.

Hope you all respect my choice, and don't change your behaviour just because I'm now called RedPhoenixia.
So, Varrus... Skype?



I'd have to say your in for one wild ride Hun! And I'm not crazy in any way compared to what you will soon have happen in your life. Since you have done your supposed change at a younger age you will be better off maybe than the older person like me. Now if you actually keep your job, all your friends, and family is the big question of life. Remember this, you will always have people that will call you completely nuts to have done what you did. That is a fact. Also, advertising your change is a sure sign that your completely bonkers and more crazy than me. I actually don't post such things about my change or pix. But Meh.....

I wish you the best of luck in your life and I am hardly giving a change a bad name. Thats for the OOT to do.

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Try to not compare your life to others. There is no comparison. I'm a successful Transgendered person that is happy and more. I used to coach new girls through their changes and still do. I've moderated TS forums and more.











This might be one of the best April Fools posts.

Edited, Apr 1st 2011 9:25am by Tailmon
#13 Apr 01 2011 at 7:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Unless you can get a change from being French, I still don't think I'd touch you Smiley: grin
#14 Apr 01 2011 at 7:42 AM Rating: Good
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#16 Apr 01 2011 at 8:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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#18 Apr 01 2011 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Samira wrote:
Tits or GTFO.


My body is a temple, which used to be a mosque.


Until you got bombed, and now it's all over the place.


Indeed, there's one massive crater where the minaret used to stand.


I thought you were moving to Norway, not Switzerland.


Switzerland offers free trans-religion procedure on their NHS.

If you're a Muslim. Who wants to become a Christian.
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#19 Apr 01 2011 at 9:00 AM Rating: Decent
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#22 Apr 01 2011 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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#23 Apr 01 2011 at 1:15 PM Rating: Decent
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here I thought it was gonna be a thread about the frenchy actually getting laid...

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#26 Apr 01 2011 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
Sex change aside, how're you doing? Did you ever actually go to Norway?
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