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#1 Apr 01 2011 at 5:40 AM Rating: Excellent
I guess some of you might've noticed I haven't been on here much lately. Things have been pretty crazy since I decided to become a lady. I've had the idea for a long time, and I just needed the money to get it done outside of the NHS. It took quite a while, as business has been pretty slow. Seems people don't need that many kidneys after all! Lungs, on the other hand... But I digress.

This might come as a bit of a shock to some of you, not so much to others, but there you go. Life is strange and wonderful and bi-curious,it seems. Snails are hermaphrodite, and perhaps I've eaten too many of them lol.

Please don't confuse me with Tailmon. S/he gives transsexuals a bad name. We are not all crazy, I swear. If you want pictures of my operation, just let me know. I've made a pretty cool collage, which I'd be happy to email over. There's also a video on Youtube, but it might be NSFW.

Hope you all respect my choice, and don't change your behaviour just because I'm now called RedPhoenixia.







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Until you got bombed, and now it's all over the place.
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#8 Apr 01 2011 at 6:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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My body is a temple, which used to be a mosque.


Until you got bombed, and now it's all over the place.


Indeed, there's one massive crater where the minaret used to stand.
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More like a mosquito, from what I hear.

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My body is a temple, which used to be a mosque.


Until you got bombed, and now it's all over the place.


Indeed, there's one massive crater where the minaret used to stand.


I thought you were moving to Norway, not Switzerland.
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I guess some of you might've noticed I haven't been on here much lately. Things have been pretty crazy since I decided to become a lady. I've had the idea for a long time, and I just needed the money to get it done outside of the NHS. It took quite a while, as business has been pretty slow. Seems people don't need that many kidneys after all! Lungs, on the other hand... But I digress.

This might come as a bit of a shock to some of you, not so much to others, but there you go. Life is strange and wonderful and bi-curious,it seems. Snails are hermaphrodite, and perhaps I've eaten too many of them lol.

Please don't confuse me with Tailmon. S/he gives transsexuals a bad name. We are not all crazy, I swear. If you want pictures of my operation, just let me know. I've made a pretty cool collage, which I'd be happy to email over. There's also a video on Youtube, but it might be NSFW.

Hope you all respect my choice, and don't change your behaviour just because I'm now called RedPhoenixia.
So, Varrus... Skype?



I'd have to say your in for one wild ride Hun! And I'm not crazy in any way compared to what you will soon have happen in your life. Since you have done your supposed change at a younger age you will be better off maybe than the older person like me. Now if you actually keep your job, all your friends, and family is the big question of life. Remember this, you will always have people that will call you completely nuts to have done what you did. That is a fact. Also, advertising your change is a sure sign that your completely bonkers and more crazy than me. I actually don't post such things about my change or pix. But Meh.....

I wish you the best of luck in your life and I am hardly giving a change a bad name. Thats for the OOT to do.

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Try to not compare your life to others. There is no comparison. I'm a successful Transgendered person that is happy and more. I used to coach new girls through their changes and still do. I've moderated TS forums and more.











This might be one of the best April Fools posts.

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Kavekk wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
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Tits or GTFO.


My body is a temple, which used to be a mosque.


Until you got bombed, and now it's all over the place.


Indeed, there's one massive crater where the minaret used to stand.


I thought you were moving to Norway, not Switzerland.


Switzerland offers free trans-religion procedure on their NHS.

If you're a Muslim. Who wants to become a Christian.
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here I thought it was gonna be a thread about the frenchy actually getting laid...

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*** change aside, how're you doing? Did you ever actually go to Norway?
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*** change aside, how're you doing? Did you ever actually go to Norway?


Buying a house, having a kid, losing my job. Same old, same old. Despite Cameron doing everything he can to make me emigrate, I haven't left. Yet.

You at Uni yet? I hope you've been rioting and occupying Fortnum & Mason recently.
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*** change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

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*** change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

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*** change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

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If you have a *** change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the *** change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
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QFT.

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*** change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

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If you have a *** change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the *** change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
I'm not big on the bleeding biz but spitting a kid out through that lil opening is a miraculous, wondrous feat not matched by anything ever. I liked it.
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Elinda wrote:
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*** change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

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If you have a *** change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the *** change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
I'm not big on the bleeding biz but spitting a kid out through that lil opening is a miraculous, wondrous feat not matched by anything ever. I liked it.

But your brain is broken, so grain of salt time on your opinion.
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Elinda wrote:
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Elinda wrote:
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*** change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

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If you have a *** change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the *** change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
I'm not big on the bleeding biz but spitting a kid out through that lil opening is a miraculous, wondrous feat not matched by anything ever. I liked it.

But your brain is broken, so grain of salt time on your opinion.
You're just envious that you will never know what it feels like to spit a living breathing blob from your non-existent womb. No ***-change will ever alter that.

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Elinda wrote:
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Elinda wrote:
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*** change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

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If you have a *** change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the *** change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
I'm not big on the bleeding biz but spitting a kid out through that lil opening is a miraculous, wondrous feat not matched by anything ever. I liked it.

But your brain is broken, so grain of salt time on your opinion.
You're just envious that you will never know what it feels like to spit a living breathing blob from your non-existent womb. No ***-change will ever alter that.

Having watched it three times, up close and personal, I can honestly say jealousy doesn't even begin to enter the conversation.
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Ugh.
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So that's the female version of enjoying the smell of your own farts?
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So that's the female version of enjoying the smell of your own farts?


Is this the male version of being a stupid cunt?
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MoebiusLord wrote:
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Elinda wrote:
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*** change huh? Well congrats I guess. I couldn't do it mostly because I love my penis too much and vagina is like a bar, fun to visit but I dun wanna deal with the maintenance costs.

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If you have a *** change it's not really a working ****** is it?


Women with real vaginas don't want them to begin with, so I think those that go the *** change route are at an advantage anyway. Does anybody ask to bleed for a week once a month and spit out babies?
I'm not big on the bleeding biz but spitting a kid out through that lil opening is a miraculous, wondrous feat not matched by anything ever. I liked it.

But your brain is broken, so grain of salt time on your opinion.
You're just envious that you will never know what it feels like to spit a living breathing blob from your non-existent womb. No ***-change will ever alter that.

Having watched it three times, up close and personal, I can honestly say jealousy doesn't even begin to enter the conversation.


I *have* spawned 3 of my own, and Im totally with Moe here. yeah, there are *some* really cool aspects, but they are by far outnumbered by the reast of the crap Id rather never have to deal with. Sick knows not to taunt me when Im preggers or else he may get a *** change free of cost (and anesthesia)
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I *have* spawned 3 of my own, and Im totally with Moe here. yeah, there are *some* really cool aspects, but they are by far outnumbered by the reast of the crap Id rather never have to deal with. Sick knows not to taunt me when Im preggers or else he may get a *** change free of cost (and anesthesia)

You're pregnant again?
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oh fuck no. You guys will know if I get pregnant again when you watch breaking news of a femme arrested for using a dull butter knife to perform a *** change on her husband after she saw the pink line on a HPT
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