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#27 May 19 2011 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Did I really get auto-defaulted for posting in a thread more than 30 days old?
Y'know;you guys are lucky if you get 3 new interesting threads a day at this point, right? and lucky if you get 10 interesting postings a day that aren't some 4Chan fanboy mutterings. Maybe such a thing is considered high-browed here these days. If that's the case consider me troll ipso facto.

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#28 May 19 2011 at 5:57 PM Rating: Good
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paulsol wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
I hardly think the Saudi's will be sending planes to destroy American targets.



Thats gotta be the funniest thing I've read today.

Is it ignorance or short attention span? I admit that I'm not sure which....


Bah. We're at war with Eurasia.

We've always been at war with Eurasia.
#29 May 19 2011 at 6:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Olorinus wrote:
We've always been at war with Eurasia.
Well, we like war. We like war, we are a war like people. We like war, because we are good at it. You know why we are good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old and already we have had 10 major wars. We average a major war every 20 years in this country, so we are good at it! And that is good thing we are, we are not very good in anything else anymore. Can't build a decent car, can't make a TV set or VCR worth a @#%^. Got no steel industry left, can't educate our young people, can't get health care for our old people, but we can bomb the sh*t out of your country alright?! Especially if your country is full of brown people. Oh, we like that, don't we? That's our hobby! That's our new job in the world, bombing brown people! Iraq, Panama, Granada, Libya, you got some brown people in your country, tell them to watch the @#%^ out or we will god damn bomb them! Well, when is the last white people you can remember that we bombed? Can you remember the last white people? Can you remember any white people, we have ever bombed? The Germans! Those are the only ones and that is only because they were trying to cut in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world! Bullsh*t! That's our @#%^ing job! Now, we only bomb brown people. Not because they are trying to cut in on our action, just because they are brown.

Edited, May 19th 2011 8:04pm by lolgaxe
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#30 May 20 2011 at 1:51 AM Rating: Decent
lolgaxe wrote:
Can you remember the last white people? Can you remember any white people, we have ever bombed? The Germans! Those are the only ones and that is only because they were trying to cut in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world! Bullsh*t! That's our @#%^ing job! Now, we only bomb brown people. Not because they are trying to cut in on our action, just because they are brown.


Aren't you a military man? We just bombed the Serbs (And Croats, and Bosniaks, and whoever was unlucky enough to be in the near vicinity) less than twenty years ago. Twice, actually.

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and when these jets attack Israel?


We don't sell them weapons on the honor system. The USG has the ability to disable the grand majority (if not all) of this equipment by sending it a code.
#31 May 20 2011 at 3:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
The One and Only Olorinus wrote:
We've always been at war with Eurasia.
Well, we like war. We like war, we are a war like people. We like war, because we are good at it. You know why we are good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old and already we have had 10 major wars. We average a major war every 20 years in this country, so we are good at it! And that is good thing we are, we are not very good in anything else anymore. Can't build a decent car, can't make a TV set or VCR worth a @#%^. Got no steel industry left, can't educate our young people, can't get health care for our old people, but we can bomb the sh*t out of your country alright?! Especially if your country is full of brown people. Oh, we like that, don't we? That's our hobby! That's our new job in the world, bombing brown people! Iraq, Panama, Granada, Libya, you got some brown people in your country, tell them to watch the @#%^ out or we will god damn bomb them! Well, when is the last white people you can remember that we bombed? Can you remember the last white people? Can you remember any white people, we have ever bombed? The Germans! Those are the only ones and that is only because they were trying to cut in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world! Bullsh*t! That's our @#%^ing job! Now, we only bomb brown people. Not because they are trying to cut in on our action, just because they are brown.

Edited, May 19th 2011 8:04pm by lolgaxe


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#32 May 22 2011 at 8:44 AM Rating: Decent
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The Lazarus thread.

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