Alma is not actually always retarded.
Neither is gbaji. Difference being, gbaji's reasoning can be followed, Alma's is always abstract at best and all over the place most often.
Oh, so that's the problem.. You can't understand my abstraction and would like for me to dumb it down for you so you can follow it. See, you should have just said that from the beginning. Now, we're making progress.
Right - like a train wreck. It's pretty much inevitably going to go off the rails, but it's pretty obvious when and where this happens and, if you have any trouble, at least you know what stupid (non-redundant word) right-wing media forms the metaphorical station of its departure.
The funny thing about the accusations of "going off the rails" is, it's almost always in response to a comment that someone else says. Example (may not be accurate in facts, just an example)
Me: Android phones are better than iPhones.
X: No, iPhones are better than Andriod phones.
Me: Andriods have an open sourced market
X: Well, Linux is open source and it's better than Windows OS
Me: Well everything supports Windows OS
X:Yea, because of that Windows are more prone for viruses and stuff
Me: Well that's why I use FireFox with NoScript and Adblock
X: Google Chrome is so much better
Me: I just got accustomed to FireFox and don't feel like changing
Not the best example, but the point is, I'm not just throwing random crap out there. If you bring up a statement, then I will usually argue it back.