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Awesome! I'm sigging mine.His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
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Samira will accidentally discover the cure for mad cow disease when she discovers that cows really like listening to smooth jazz, and it calms them right down.
I went from taking over Scandinavian countries to playing elevator music for ruminants?
I'm gettin' old, y'all.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Samira will accidentally discover the cure for mad cow disease when she discovers that cows really like listening to smooth jazz, and it calms them right down.
I went from taking over Scandinavian countries to playing elevator music for ruminants?
I'm gettin' old, y'all.
Everyone needs a hobby
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In a shocking twist of fate, Demea will plead guilty to being a member of the illumines triumvir responsible for ensuring socks secretly go missing worldwide. It turns out they were reprocessing them to make tennis balls and artificial naval lint.
The third step is "Profit!"
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Angstycoder wrote:
psst! There is no clstrn anymore ;)
That's what it wants you to think.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I don't know if the forum could handle a third "Y" on my name.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, manicshock will prove that the earth is indeed flat.
As far as I know, it is. Can you provide sites to that 'overwhelming evidence' you claimed to have?
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For great justice, kylen will smite the unbelieving mongooses of Punjow Island.
Being a mongoose deity isn't all fun and games, but through temperance, discipline, and random smitings I shall someday achieve my goal of marshaling my true mongoose believers into furry jihad against Kao's evil wombat empire.
Very impressive and clever post, Kao, and thanks for including me despite my relatively light contributions here over the years. Cheers and Happy New Year to you and yours!
Codyy wrote:
I don't know if the forum could handle a third "Y" on my name.
If XX is female and XY is male, does YY make Codyy?
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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KryjeckI will drink some tainted fruit punch and turn into kryhyde, thus terrorizing OOT on full moons.
I knew I was working on that secret formula for some reason......
Time to start working on mine 
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Kavekk will be revealed to all the world as Arthur M. Miller, advice columnist for dogs after an incident involving 4 landmines and a sh*tzu.
I have often felt that the Universe were conspiring to force me to this.
Kaolian's Prediction Machine wrote:
At exactly 11:31 am , eastern standard time on Tuesday August 14th, Debalic shall discover that he has left his spare aardvark in the trunk of his elephant. This causes all sorts of angst and amusing shenanigans that would be really fun to read about, but won’t be detailed here. For a full transcript, please send a self addressed stamped envelope and $39.99 shipping and handling to…
Yes, I will finally do something actually worth posting, but won't! Ha ha!
I need to sell the transcripts to fund my premium account.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
CestinShaman will learn the true meaning of Christmas. Also, the true meaning of kartoffelkopf!
I am honored to be mentioned, but at the same time a bit miffed that an admin couldn't quite say whatever he felt like.
Christmas? I know the true meaning of that. Christmas = Consumermas.
And NO U.
Awesome Kao. I think I will make eggplant parmesan for dinner tonight...
Fun read, as always Kao. Thanks:)
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You're welcome!
The SorinMarcov one is the one that amuses me most out of all of them this year I think.
The SorinMarcov one is the one that amuses me most out of all of them this year I think.
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What do I have to do to get mentioned in a Kao thread; ride around on a horse with a bow and arrow post spider pictures?
Great post, O Arachnophobic One!!
Great post, O Arachnophobic One!!
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One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Friar Bijou wrote:
What do I have to do to get mentioned in a Kao thread; ride around on a horse with a bow and arrow post spider pictures?
Great post, O Arachnophobic One!!
Great post, O Arachnophobic One!!
Post in The Asylum around the time I make the thread for one thing...
But here is a prediction for you since I missed you somehow:
While rollerskateing down Mullberry Avenue, Bijou will spot a shiny 1942d penny on the ground and will pick it up. Unfortunatly, the velocities implicit in such proceedure preclude doing so while rollerskating at moderate speed, thus causign Bijou to inadvertantly attempt the worlds first rollerskate double loup tripple salchaw with 14 backflips manouver. He is however sucessfull, when he fortuitously lands on top of a vendor cart selling soft bagels. Tada!
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Wint? Who the f'uck is that?
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Are Belkira and I fighting over Overburn's cookies? I mean, if there is enough cookies for all, why am I using my top secret zombie hordes to obtain a last one?
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Atomicflea will please to be posting more this coming year.
Done. I think I just tied my 2009 post count. Also- get a mobile interface.
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Also- get a mobile interface.
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In accordance with the will of Xul, bodhisattva will be trommled by thrash metal elevator music for exactly 87 minutes and 42 seconds.
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