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#1 Dec 21 2009 at 3:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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So as we leave behind the 2nd decade of the 21st century, and 2020 is just a few days away, let's reflect. . .

Back in 2010 we were in a different world. 2D Television, Movies and Web (remember 2.0? Smiley: lol), Cars still had wheels and we still used to cram ourselves into planes with strangers to travel any distance.

So what are Nobby's highlights from the last "Twenteens"?

2010 - Well few of us expected the assassination of DiCk Cheney, and there are still conspiracy theorists claiming that John Kerry was framed by the Pentagon.

2011 - Most of us still cringe at the ill-conceived commemoration of the 9/11 disaster. Seeing President Obama in an orange jump-suit flying a radio-controlled Boeing into the Saudi Royal Palace in Riyadh was spectacular, but not in a good way.

2012 - Having been lucky enough to visit the London Olympics, I'll never forget the look on Prince Philip's face as the javelin caught him in the face. Rest in Peace.
Speaking of British Royalty, we were all surprised when King William announced his engagement to Boy George that Christmas.

2013 - Did any of us expect President Limbaugh's first decrees to be the legalisation of child tattoos, the compulsory expatriation of Jews and nationalisation of Burger King?

2014 - The merging of the National Rifle Association with *** Clowns for Same-*** Marriage meant that circuses have never been the same again.

2015 - Alaskans were initially up in arms when the state was handed back to Russia, but eventually saw the up side of seeing Sarah Palin admitted to a Siberian Gulag with her big spectacles and stupid fUcking smirk.

2016 - Fox, CBS, ABC and CNN were outraged when Chelsea Clinton and Miley Cyrus agreed that the Presidential debate should be held on Allakhazam's Forum=4

2017 - Remember how we all crowded around the HoloVision set to watch the first landing on Mars, and our astonishment at discovering that there are Republicans on other planets?

2018 - Known now to all Republicans as the "We Told You So" year, when homosexual marriage was made compulsory for all over-14s and gun-licenses became restricted to people of black, hispanic or irish heritage.

2019 - The year I invented my time machine. Huzzah!

Anyone else have significant memories of the decade 2010 to 2019?
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#2 Dec 21 2009 at 3:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, by far my favorite was the outlawing of paper media "for environmental reasons" which resulted in exclusively online news. The line between news and opinion was further blurred by bloggers getting press passes and legal protection in what is popularly (mainly by bloggers) called the "full-Court press" of 2013.

News, "news", and factoids are now recirculating like so much airline air.

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#3 Dec 21 2009 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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2016 - As my house bobs up and down I can only think to myself "how did we not see it sooner?" Liberals told us it was man made. Conservatives told us it was a global scientific conspiracy. Who knew it would be both? Investing in aquafront properties while perfecting their climate machine, the sly bastards were the only realtor selling above sea level.
#4 Dec 21 2009 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
the "full-Court press" of 2013.
Smiley: mad

Swiftly followed by the institution of "Mom's email circulars now carry legal status" of 2014.
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#5 Dec 21 2009 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
2014, when the term "gbaji" entered into the dictionary.

2011, when Google was investigated for anti-trust allegations and they changed their slogan to "Nope, no evil here. Just don't go into the back."
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#6 Dec 21 2009 at 3:39 PM Rating: Decent
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2012 - The year slipped by and the world somehow managed not to implode. Republicans, conspiracy theorists, and people who watch too much late night television were disappointed.

Edited, Dec 21st 2009 5:01pm by Turin
#7 Dec 21 2009 at 3:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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I missed nearly the entire decade when SOE came out with the first full mind-body integrated MMO Foreverquest.
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#8 Dec 21 2009 at 3:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Turin wrote:
2012 - The year slipped by and the world somehow managed not to implode. Republicans, conspiracy theorists, and people who watch too much late night television are disappointed.
Course now that 2012 is gone, everyone knows that it's 2025 we have to watch. I wouldn't trust that year farther than I could throw it.
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I missed nearly the entire decade when SOE came out with the first full mind-body integrated MMO Foreverquest.


Remember how suddenly 13 year old males, realized it wasn't a good idea to create female characters just for twinking and cypher ***?

How about the scare of 2014, that mmo's were the cause of a 14 year old gamer's death from orgasming 24 hours strait.
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#10 Dec 21 2009 at 4:06 PM Rating: Decent
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ElneClare wrote:
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How about the scare of 2014, that mmo's were the cause of a 14 year old gamer's death from orgasming 24 hours strait.


I can think of worse ways to go.
#11 Dec 21 2009 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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Technically, the next decade doesn't begin until 2011.

/snark
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#12 Dec 21 2009 at 4:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Demea wrote:
Technically, the next decade doesn't begin until 2011.

/snark

No?
#13 Dec 21 2009 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
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2012:I miss California. I know they kept saying to was going to break off but I always thought those people were loonies.
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#14 Dec 21 2009 at 5:01 PM Rating: Good
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Allegory wrote:
Demea wrote:
Technically, the next decade doesn't begin until 2011.

/snark

No?

Yes.
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#15 Dec 21 2009 at 5:04 PM Rating: Decent
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So we're in the twentieth century now then?
#16 Dec 21 2009 at 5:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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2012:I miss California. I know they kept saying to was going to break off but I always thought those people were loonies.


Sweet! I've always wanted to live on an island.

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#17 Dec 21 2009 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
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Allegory wrote:
So we're in the twentieth century now then?

In the world of Allegory, Year Zero wasn't just a good album!
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#18 Dec 21 2009 at 5:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Jan 1st, 0 CE had to be part of the first decade right? There is no zeroth decade. It didn't begin Jan 1st, 1 CE. That decade lasted 10 years, until Dec 31st 9 CE. Jan 1st, 10 CE was the beginning of the second decade. The first decade of the twenty first century began in 2000, not 2001.

Maybe you're still using BC and AD? Ha!

Edited, Dec 21st 2009 5:59pm by Allegory
#19 Dec 21 2009 at 6:03 PM Rating: Good
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Jan 1st, 0 CE had to be part of the first decade right? There is no zeroth decade. It didn't begin Jan 1st, 1 CE. That decade lasted 10 years, until Dec 31st 9 CE. Jan 1st, 10 CE was the beginning of the second decade. The first decade of the twenty first century began in 2000, not 2001.

Maybe you're still using BC and AD? Ha!

**** you kids and your new fangled calendar systems!
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#20 Dec 22 2009 at 7:05 AM Rating: Good
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Texas seceded in about 2013, and except for a few gated urban pockets, it's pretty much chaos. In turn, Austin has seceded from Texas; it's our little land-locked Hong Kong. There are weekly liberal hunts, sponsored by Chancellor Rick Perry.

I barely escaped. Civil War is imminent.


Edited, Dec 22nd 2009 7:14am by Sweetums
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#22 Dec 22 2009 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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Not too distant future (Maybe Sunday, AD) - Shot into space by evil, yet somewhat incompetent scientist and his less evil and more incompetent lackey. Forced to watch really bad movies.

All the while questioning own competence for allowing such a thing to happen. Though, created several robot friends out of controls for the films to keep sanity.

Edited, Dec 22nd 2009 8:27am by lolgaxe
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Not too distant future (Maybe Sunday, AD) - Shot into space by evil, yet somewhat incompetent scientist and his less evil and more incompetent lackey. Forced to watch really bad movies.

All the while questioning own competence for allowing such a thing to happen. Though, created several robot friends out of controls for the films to keep sanity.

Edited, Dec 22nd 2009 8:27am by lolgaxe
Coincidentally, about a year earlier I built a VW rocketship.
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#24 Dec 22 2009 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
2014 Varrus Falls in love with a Democrate and changes his thinking forever...

The world will never be the same!
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2014 Varrus Falls in love with a Democrate and changes his thinking forever...

The world will never be the same!
2015 - Dem dumps varus. Balanced is restored.
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May, 2015 - Paris Hilton gets hit by a bus and dies. Bus driver awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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