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#1 Aug 12 2009 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Carry On.

Edited, Aug 12th 2009 2:39pm by Bardalicious
#2 Aug 12 2009 at 11:30 AM Rating: Excellent
Pretty damn accurate.

But you forgot the okra.

#3 Aug 12 2009 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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Bravo! Made me laugh.
#4 Aug 12 2009 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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catwho the Mundane wrote:
Pretty damn accurate.

But you forgot the okra.

Sorry, I'm still new here.

-edit-
Just realized I uploaded a version that was missing some yes/no's. These are important things.

Edited, Aug 12th 2009 2:39pm by Bardalicious
#5 Aug 12 2009 at 11:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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#7 Aug 12 2009 at 11:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Also the Palin derail has a logical error.

On second thought that's probably appropriate.

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#8 Aug 12 2009 at 11:57 AM Rating: Default
Bard,

Yeah the typical liberal response is much less complicated and goes something like this;

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W's fault


#9 Aug 12 2009 at 11:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Bard,

Yeah the typical liberal response is much less complicated and goes something like this;

Quote:
W's fault



****, I knew I missed a step in there.

Everyone pretend that I added a "blame the liberal's" box.
#10 Aug 12 2009 at 11:58 AM Rating: Good
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publiusvarus wrote:
Bard,

Yeah the typical liberal response is much less complicated and goes something like this;

Quote:
W's fault




Uh oh, someone doesn't know how to make a flow chart. :(
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#12 Aug 12 2009 at 12:16 PM Rating: Good
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It's W's fault that Obama hasn't released his birth certificate.

Interesting.
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Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
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********** furiously to Palin Michelle Obama and dictate next course from ***** splatters shameful denial

Oh, whew, I was afraid that my own Palin-induced ***** splatters resulting in the the angelic visage of Abe Vigoda meant I was a closet Pubbie.
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#14 Aug 12 2009 at 1:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, you need to include:

- Okra
- Dogs
- College basketball glory days
- Moralizing / bragging about casual affairs
- Boastfullness about the success of family-inherited business
- Sweet Nissan

ETA: - Create nickname for poster by taking the first half of their handle and adding "-ed" to the end.



Edited, Aug 12th 2009 4:12pm by trickybeck
#15 Aug 12 2009 at 2:00 PM Rating: Decent
Tare,

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Uh oh, someone doesn't know how to make a flow chart. :(


and I'm not going to take time out of my work day to learn; how's that?



Tricksy,

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Boastfullness about the success of family-inherited business


It's funny how after all this time you still think I inherited anything. Of course unlike a lot of bast*rds my father was actually around to guide me in my decision making process.

#16 Aug 12 2009 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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and I'm not going to take time out of my work day to learn; how's that?


Not only did I learn that W is the antichrist, but now I know that posting on a message board is more fruitful to a job than learning how to make a flowchart.

This has been an excellent thread. Thank you, Bard. And Varus.
#17 Aug 12 2009 at 2:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Damn it you found out our secret. There is one chief Conservative and he makes things up (in between kicking kittens and taking advantage of his workers)and then all of the other conservatives just copy and paste it all over the internet.

Please don't tell anyone pleese!!!! lets just keep it in here.

#18 Aug 12 2009 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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W is the reason that conservatives are so self-absorbed as to think every post about another conservative is about them as a group.

I'm keeping my eye on X now. Bit too much of a cheeky *******.
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Damn it you found out our secret. There is one chief Conservative and he makes things up (in between kicking kittens and taking advantage of his workers)and then all of the other conservatives just copy and paste it all over the internet.

Please don't tell anyone pleese!!!! lets just keep it in here.



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#20 Aug 12 2009 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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Sarah Palin is Dubya with tits and a skirt.

Irrelevant? Maybe.

But true nonetheless...
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#21 Aug 12 2009 at 2:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Tare,

Quote:
Uh oh, someone doesn't know how to make a flow chart. :(


and I'm not going to take time out of my work day to learn; how's that?

And you're also too obtuse to realize she was talking to the person who wrote the flowchart in the first place.

(Obtuse means dumb in case you needed help on that one too.)




Edited, Aug 12th 2009 5:55pm by trickybeck
#22 Aug 12 2009 at 9:34 PM Rating: Decent
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There is one chief Conservative and he makes things up (in between kicking kittens and taking advantage of his workers)and then all of the other conservatives just copy and paste it all over the internet.


Surely more than just one. Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Lou Dobbs, Pat Buchanan, Ann Coulter, etc.

But yeah, otherwise that's exactly what happens. You rarely hear liberals copying and pasting what Arianna Huffington or Al Gore have posted as if it were the gospel truth. Generally, we repost stuff from no name scientists, experts in their fields, and actual politicians.
#23 Aug 12 2009 at 9:39 PM Rating: Decent
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trickybeck wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Tare,

Quote:
Uh oh, someone doesn't know how to make a flow chart. :(


and I'm not going to take time out of my work day to learn; how's that?

And you're also too obtuse to realize she was talking to the person who wrote the flowchart in the first place.

(Obtuse means dumb in case you needed help on that one too.)


Is this a fail in reading comprehension?

Tare wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Bard,

Yeah the typical liberal response is much less complicated and goes something like this;

Quote:
W's fault




Uh oh, someone doesn't know how to make a flow chart. :(


So she quoted something and decided to ignore it and say that to Bard? I'm lost here.
#24 Aug 12 2009 at 9:42 PM Rating: Decent
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catwho the Mundane wrote:
You rarely hear liberals copying and pasting what Arianna Huffington or Al Gore have posted as if it were the gospel truth. Generally, we repost stuff from no name scientists, experts in their fields, and actual politicians.

Here, at least. I'm sure there's some bizarro-forums out there filled with liberals harping on blogs with nothing to back them up.
#25 Aug 12 2009 at 10:29 PM Rating: Decent
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But yeah, otherwise that's exactly what happens. You rarely hear liberals copying and pasting what Arianna Huffington or Al Gore have posted as if it were the gospel truth. Generally, we repost stuff from no name scientists, experts in their fields, and actual politicians.


Your sample being.. here? You think that abstracts to, liberals in general? Please clarify.
#26 Aug 13 2009 at 1:34 AM Rating: Good
Nice one Bard Smiley: laugh
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