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#1 Aug 08 2008 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,399962,00.html

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We lost our city ... The Georgians are like *****, they are killing civilians, women and children with heavy artillery and rockets," said 28-year-old Sarmat Laliyev, a Tskhinvali resident


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#2 Aug 08 2008 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, no. It's Godwins when he likens someone's message board argument about Nutella being better than Peanut Butter to the ****'s. It's ok when he's comparing someone slaughtering his neighbors and bombing his city to rubble to *****.

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I'm surprised the Chechens aren't taking advantage of this opportunity to sabotage the Russians from the flank, unless they really have been pacified.

I kinda don't think they have.

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I'm surprised the Chechens aren't taking advantage of this opportunity to sabotage the Russians from the flank, unless they really have been pacified.

I kinda don't think they have.


Why would they stop Russians killing Russians?

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Because THESE Russians are driving tanks across Chechnya (yet again) in order to get to THOSE Russians?

I dunno, I just always understood the average Chechnyan considered an opportunity to shoot at Russians to be a blessing from Allah.

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I dunno, I just always understood the average Chechnyan considered an opportunity to shoot at Russians to be a blessing from Allah.


Sues, I suppose, but to make an admittedly poor and nuance free analogy, to them this is what it would be to Al Queda if the US invaded Israel. They might decide to sit back and just watch.
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Amusingly enough, it's Russians and Georgians killing each other over who gets to kill South Ossetians.
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I'm not sure who to root for -- which ones are the Muslims?

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I'm not sure who to root for -- which ones are the Muslims?


Well Osettia's mostly orthodox Jebus-lovers but there's a significant Muslim minority. When the Abkhazi's pile in (I don't think it will be long), that brings in a bunch of Sunn'a as well as orthodox Christians.

While resisting the urge to place my Smiley: tinfoilhat on my greying head, the fact that there's a huge oil pipeline (partly British owned) might be more than coinkydink. It conveniently bypasses Russia and allows us in the west to mitigate the otherwise prohibitive cost of oil & gas from Putin's chaps.

It seems odd that Medvedev & co are bombing outside of Ossettia, in a part of Georgia close to the pipeline. . .

Anywho, in this day & age, it doesn't matter who you or I root for. When it comes to important issues, it seems the final decision always sits with Simon Cowell.
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While resisting the urge to place my Smiley: tinfoilhat on my greying head, the fact that there's a huge oil pipeline (partly British owned) might be more than coinkydink. It conveniently bypasses Russia and allows us in the west to mitigate the otherwise prohibitive cost of oil & gas from Putin's chaps.


No wonder W is preaching peace between Georgia and Russia!
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the fact that there's a huge oil pipeline (partly British owned) might be more than coinkydink. It conveniently bypasses Russia and allows us in the west to mitigate the otherwise prohibitive cost of oil & gas from Putin's chaps.


Sure. It's Great Game 2. Has been for years.

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You'd know wouldn't you.

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So after a weekend of various news stories, opinions, etc this is what I've come up with:

- In 1991, during the collapse of the Soviet Union, Georia declares its independence.

- In 1992, the Georgian territory of South Ossetia attempts to become independent, wanting to join up with the Russian territory of North Ossetia as both regions are, unsuprisingly, ethnically related. Only about 30% of the people in the region are ethnic Georgians.

- Georgia fights the separatist movement in S. Ossetia, lots of people die and a de facto peace is realized in 1992 where S. Ossetia declares itself independant, no other nation actually acknowledges it and Russian forces act as peacekeepers, largely by Russian mandate.

- Russia provides many of the S. Ossetians with Russians passports and de facto citizenship. Anywhere from 10% to 50% of the S. Ossetians take Russia up on this.

- Georgia strikes up friendly relations with the West, including allowing the afore mentioned pipeline. The United States helps train Georgian military forces. Georgia becomes part of the Iraqi War Coalition. Georgia eventually applies for membership into NATO which angers Russia as Russia has long protested the eastern creep of NATO and Georgia is right on the border. The same thing is going on with NATO and Ukraine. Add to this the push to place missiles in old Eastern Europe ex-Bloc nations.

- Russia is disturbed by the West's reaction to Kosovo's independence and figures that if the West is going to support this sort of thing, they'd rather be on the gaining side than the losing side.

- Russia has some light saber-rattling with Georgia such as invasions of airspace. Georgia has some light confrontations with S. Ossetian separatists which are supposedly being given arms by Russia.

- Georgia uses the opening of the Olympics as a cover to launch a full scale assault on S. Ossetia's capitial and attempts to wrest S. Ossetia back firmly under Georgia control after 16 years.

- Russia responds by supposedly coming to the protection of people it says are Russian citizens. Russia, having a lot more warm bodies and weapons than Georgia, beats them back. Georgia offers a cease-fire but Russia doesn't accept it, claiming that Georgia needs to withdraw from S. Ossetia before it can be considered. Georgia claims that it is withdrawing, Russia claims that Georgian forces are merely regrouping.

None of this gives me any real clear idea of who to root for. Georgia is, by recent standards, "wrong" for refusing to recognize S. Ossetian independence. And for launching a military strike against the region after allowing its shakey status for nearly two decades. Russia is "wrong" for attempting to subvert Georgian sovereignty by making the S. Ossetians Russian citizens and supporting the S. Ossetian separatists (and those of Abkhazia). They've also used what's widely considered to be disproportional force in their response.

I suppose that since Georgia is pro-west and Russian is, well, Russia that I'm supposed to be rooting for Georgia. But it's easy to see where if the two nations' allegiances were reversed, we'd all be saying "Go Russia!". After all, we all had warm fuzzies for letting ethnic Kosovo be its own nation and only had luke-warm objections of Israel launching a full offensive against Lebanon (I know the cataylst was different, I'm speaking about the balance of force).

Damn complex wars. Someone makes this easy for me! Naturally, from a US point of view, we should all want Russia to face some humiliating defeat. That's part of this, after all, isn't it? Russia wants US/Europe to consider if they really want to be in a mutual defense treaty with a nation on Russia's border which is involved in this sort of thing against the Mother Bear.

Edited, Aug 11th 2008 6:56am by Jophiel
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#15 Aug 11 2008 at 1:25 AM Rating: Good
I agree it's hard to tell who's right and wrong. Especially since we can expect coverage to be biased in favour of the Georgians, since they are our "allies", and Russia is, well, Russia. And even if you try to go from an interntional law point of view, it's complicated. No one except Russia has recognised South Ossetia as being independent, so technically Georgia is only re-asserting its soveriengty. But then you have the self-determination principle...

Add on top of that the fact that Stalin caused huge displacement of population in those areas, ethnically it's not that straightforward. Having said that, Nobby got it right, it's all about gas. And we can be glad that Georgia didn't wait to be a NATO member before doing this, or we might have to get more involved than we'd want to. Or, at the very least, feel bad about not being more involved.

If Russia sticks to "defending" South Ossetia, it might not degenerate, but apparently they've started shelling Tbilisi. I think that's the line where "collective self-defence" starts becoming disproportionate, and move into "aggression".
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'sigh' Something else to add to the 'evil' side of my grocery list.



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#17 Aug 11 2008 at 5:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Fred Cuny described the Caucasus region as the scariest place he'd ever been, including Sarajevo at the height of that debacle. The way he described it made it sound as though even the people involved aren't entirely sure which side they're on at any given time, and loyalties can re-form and turn on any given third party with no notice.

He was referring specifically to Chechnya, but since East Ossetia was his base of operations I imagine it still applies.


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Jophiel's concise summary echoes my understanding, and the only definitive view I have is that any Military solution is pie in the sky.

The parallels with Northern Ireland are significant. A nation (Ireland/Georgia) successfully becomes independent from its historical occupier (UK/Russia), but a small region (S.Ossettia/Ulster) is packed with citizens loyal to the former master. OK, Ulster doesn't want the autonomy that S.O. appears to be seeking, but how much of this is the Ossetti's wish to be independent, or to be part of the old Motherland?

My suggestion is to follow tradition.

Two South Ossetians walk into a pub. "Top o' de mornin to ye Patrick" says one. . . . . .

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#19 Aug 11 2008 at 6:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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And of course the U.S. is whipsawed in this because we needed allies in 2003 and made promises we can't keep.

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According to GlobalSecurity.org, South Ossetia was quasi-autonomous under the old Soviet Union and the seeds for an independent region were planted long ago:
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During the Soviet period, South Ossetians were granted a certain degree of autonomy over matters of language and education in their territory. At the same time, however, nationalist groups in Georgia were beginning to accumulate support, leading to renewed South Ossetian-Georgian tensions, which would come to a head in the late 1980s.
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The autonomous areas of South Ossetia and Abkhazia added to the problems of Georgia's post-Soviet governments. The first major crisis was in the South Ossetian Autonomous Region. In December 1990, Georgian leader Gamsakhurdia summarily abolished the region's autonomous status within Georgia in response to its longtime efforts to gain independence, and declared a state of emergency in the region. When the South Ossetian regional legislature took its first steps toward secession and union with the North Ossetian Autonomous Republic of Russia, Georgian forces invaded. The resulting conflict lasted throughout 1991, causing thousands of casualties and creating tens of thousands of refugees on both sides of the Georgian-Russian border. Yeltsin mediated a cease-fire in June 1992.

The June 24, 1992, Sochi Agreement established a cease-fire between the Georgian and South Ossetian forces and defined both a zone of conflict around the South Ossetian capital of Tskhinvali and a security corridor along the border of South Ossetian territories. The Agreement also created the Joint Control Commission (JCC), and a peacekeeping body, the Joint Peacekeeping Forces group (JPKF), consisting of Ossetian and Georgian troops together with six Russian battalions. The JCC was charged with demilitarizing the security zone in the conflict region and facilitating negotiations; it is Co-Chaired by Georgian, Russian, South Ossetian, and North Ossetian representatives. The JPKF is under Russian command and is comprised of peacekeepers from Georgia, Russia, and Russia’s North Ossetian autonomous republic (as the separatist South Ossetian government remained unrecognized). South Ossetian peacekeepers, however, serve in the North Ossetian contingent.
If I'm reading that right, the Russian peacekeepers were there as a result of the 1992 cease-fire agreement and Georgia broke that agreement with its push into South Ossetia this past week. I'm not implying that there weren't previous issues or events but this seems to have been the blatant strike which knocked the whole thing down.

Right or wrong, it seems to have been a pretty stupid move on Georgia's part and they couldn't have actually expected that they'd reclaim total control of South Ossetia during the opening games.


Edited, Aug 11th 2008 10:11am by Jophiel
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Putin is accusing Saakashvili of atrocities against civilians. Heavy irony is heavy.

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Mikheil Saakashvili gets himself a column in the WSJ.
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- Russia has some light saber-rattling with Georgia such as invasions of airspace.


We really need to close that weapons gap. Russia has light sabers! Where are we? Nowhere... :(
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Been browsing the russian media websites and it's all about liberating their brave cousins from Georgian oppression. Who'da thunk it?

Tried to find the Georgian perspective but they don't have many decent English language sites and I don't speak paperclip.

Looks clear that Momma Bear is swiping the naughty cub hard enough to draw blood.

On the plus side, Katie Melua is safe in England Smiley: inlove
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Tried to find the Georgian perspective but they don't have many decent English language sites and I don't speak paperclip.
Hey, I linked to a piece written by President Mike! What more do you want?
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Jophiel wrote:
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Tried to find the Georgian perspective but they don't have many decent English language sites and I don't speak paperclip.
Hey, I linked to a piece written by President Mike! What more do you want?
Mikey's on BBC news 12 hrs a day. At this rate he'll be our new continuity announcer and Kids Show Host.

Oddly, he still seems to have quite a partisan perspective. Smiley: dubious

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Wkipedia tells me he did his LLM at Columbia, and Doctor of Law at GW Law. lern2teachLaw, n00bs!

Edited, Aug 11th 2008 7:18pm by Nobby
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