Since I'm drunk enough to share anecdotes now. Terry McAullife -- Huge. Tripped me in the locker room of a gym on M street. True story. Anaconda.
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Interesting. When he tripped you, what did you fall on?
Barack Obama is about to speak. I'll say this: She barely won in NH, and he smoked her in Iowa. They both have 8 delegates, but he's definitely not out of it.
CNN, sticking its neck out, just called NH for Hilary.
Edited, Jan 8th 2008 9:47pm by Atomicflea
CNN, sticking its neck out, just called NH for Hilary.
Edited, Jan 8th 2008 9:47pm by Atomicflea
Atomicflea wrote:
Interesting. When he tripped you, what did you fall on?
John Kerry's gymbag.
Man, he looks like he could use a nap.
Sing it, Stevie!
Signed, Sealed, Delivered-perhaps not the best choice.
Edited, Jan 8th 2008 10:08pm by Atomicflea
Sing it, Stevie!
Signed, Sealed, Delivered-perhaps not the best choice.
Edited, Jan 8th 2008 10:08pm by Atomicflea
Hillary looking good, coming across very authentic. If anything, this could have given her the personality edge that she was previously lacking. She is postively oozing warmth. Someone's coached the hell out of her, and it's very flattering.
Personally, I feel for her, because she's qualified and eager to take up a difficult challenge, but I don't think she has a chance in hell of actually winning.
Personally, I feel for her, because she's qualified and eager to take up a difficult challenge, but I don't think she has a chance in hell of actually winning.
Goddamnit, you silent bastages.
***** you, then. I'm going to bed.
***** you, then. I'm going to bed.
God, it's so painful that something that's so close
Could still be so far out of reach...
I don't know if she thought her campaign song through all the way
Could still be so far out of reach...
I don't know if she thought her campaign song through all the way
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
God, it's so painful that something that's so close
Could still be so far out of reach...
I don't know if she thought her campaign song through all the way
Could still be so far out of reach...
I don't know if she thought her campaign song through all the way
Next time, try quoting the correct lyrics, nub.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
The best thing about this election for me is that I don't really have to vote in the primaries or the general, as Illinois' vote is already decided. And really, so is my district's congress seat.
As is Alabama..... lmao I hate it here.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
Next time, try quoting the correct lyrics, nub.
Tricky wrote:
The best thing about this election for me is that I don't really have to vote in the primaries or the general
Edited, Jan 9th 2008 8:38am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Just want to take this time to thank Smash for fucking it up for us. Thanks buddy!
Also, Gbaji, you're a tool.
Edited, Jan 9th 2008 10:01am by Kaelesh
Also, Gbaji, you're a tool.
Edited, Jan 9th 2008 10:01am by Kaelesh
Kaelesh wrote:
Just want to take this time to thank Smash for fucking it up for us. Thanks buddy!
Also, Gbaji, you're a tool.
Also, Gbaji, you're a tool.
Yes. But what kind? A hammer? A screwdriver? Maybe a saw of some kind? Am I a power tool? Cause that would be kinda cool! ;)
Honestly, I just don't get the hoopla over the early primary season. The media makes a big deal out of it, but that just makes me more convinced it's pure fluff. I just found it amusing that apparently a number of our posters take this *really* seriously. Superstition's about who wins which and what that means. Heck. Smash somehow affecting the fate of the world and all that (not like he doesn't have a big enough ego already folk!).
What next? We wait for a groundhog to come out and see if he looks at his shadow? Or maybe a black cat will cross our paths and we'll have to erase that by tossing salt over our left shoulders...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
I just found it amusing that apparently a number of our posters take this *really* seriously. Superstition's about who wins which and what that means. Heck. Smash somehow affecting the fate of the world and all that
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Ok, not having read a single post on this thread I will say this about Hillary's emotional outburst: Crocodile tears.
Now after zipping through this last page, why am I not surprised to read that Smash tripped over anyone in the Dem Party's bag? What's that? Ohhhhh, that bag. Ahhh.
Totem
Now after zipping through this last page, why am I not surprised to read that Smash tripped over anyone in the Dem Party's bag? What's that? Ohhhhh, that bag. Ahhh.
Totem
Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
I just found it amusing that apparently a number of our posters take this *really* seriously. Superstition's about who wins which and what that means. Heck. Smash somehow affecting the fate of the world and all that
I live in California Joph. Cal I Fornnnn Ya!
We don't take things that seriously. Not even sports. You don't see folks sitting in the bleachers in the freezing cold practically naked with body paint on here, now do you? Nope. Ok. It doesn't snow here, but if it did there likely wouldn't be anyone in that stadium, much less half naked people.
Really. For the most part, we hang out and chat and cheer and such and have a good time. But someone talking about jinxing, or lucky jerseys, or any such nonsense pretty much get laughed out of the Sports bar. Ok. They'll probably get invited to have some more drinks, as long as no one thinks they were really serious about it. See. Cause sometimes we like to have fun pretending that we take things seriously, mainly to make fun of those who actually do. It's a riot. Everyone laughs and has a good time too!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
For the most part, we hang out and chat and cheer and such and have a good time. But someone talking about jinxing, or lucky jerseys, or any such nonsense pretty much get laughed out of the Sports bar.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
gbaji wrote:
Really. For the most part, we hang out and chat and cheer and such and have a good time. But someone talking about jinxing, or lucky jerseys, or any such nonsense pretty much get laughed out of the Sports bar. Ok. They'll probably get invited to have some more drinks, as long as no one thinks they were really serious about it. See. Cause sometimes we like to have fun pretending that we take things seriously, mainly to make fun of those who actually do. It's a riot. Everyone laughs and has a good time too!
You honestly believe that I honestly believe that Smash is jinxing the election? You think I wouldn't have just offed him by now, were that the case?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Am I the only one that has problems dealing with the thought of Gabji being younger than 60? Crotchety old geezer is the vibe I get.
Nexa wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Really. For the most part, we hang out and chat and cheer and such and have a good time. But someone talking about jinxing, or lucky jerseys, or any such nonsense pretty much get laughed out of the Sports bar. Ok. They'll probably get invited to have some more drinks, as long as no one thinks they were really serious about it. See. Cause sometimes we like to have fun pretending that we take things seriously, mainly to make fun of those who actually do. It's a riot. Everyone laughs and has a good time too!
You honestly believe that I honestly believe that Smash is jinxing the election? You think I wouldn't have just offed him by now, were that the case?
Nexa
I TOTALLY believe he's jinxing the election. Black arts practicing bastage. Sold your soul just to pull all this off didn't you! Well two can play at that game. I just need to find a voodoo doll with really stretchy skin.
People from California live in an alternate reality. Maybe if you guys took things a little more seriously, you wouldn't be facing a state budget collapse. Have fun making light of that.
Mistress DSD wrote:
I dont have much to add except that you guys bantering back and forth in this thread made me almost choke to death on my green tea. Stop making me laugh. 
gbaji wrote:
I just found it amusing that apparently a number of our posters take this *really* seriously. Superstition's about who wins which and what that means. Heck. Smash somehow affecting the fate of the world and all that (not like he doesn't have a big enough ego already folk!).
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Youshutup wrote:
I'm like gbaji, except I do get it, but don't find it entertaining.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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