Joph is all smiles now that the new college-town districts are going to Obama.
Shut up, Smash. Don't think. Hold your breath.
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I dont have much to add except that you guys bantering back and forth in this thread made me almost choke to death on my green tea. Stop making me laugh. 
I'm pathetically following this map. The heavier populated southern precincts seem to be going Obama as they come in so I'm a-hopin'.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You all do know that who wins this primary has about as much impact on who wins the nomination as what color shirt I put on this morning, right?
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
You all do know that who wins this primary has about as much impact on who wins the nomination as what color shirt I put on this morning, right?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Of course, as soon as I typed that, Clinton picked up two precincts 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nexa wrote:
I apparently missed this, but am always happy to hear more about Anderson Cooper.
I am drawn to him.
I am drawn to him.
He is my gay-politico crush of choice. I am madly jealous of the stately twink that gets to enjoy his wit and sensible loafers.gbaji wrote:
You all do know that who wins this primary has about as much impact on who wins the nomination as what color shirt I put on this morning, right?
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
gbaji wrote:
Just sayin'
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Just sayin'
You all do know that who wins this primary has about as much impact on who wins the nomination as what color shirt I put on this morning, right?
Yeah, it's not like winning Iowa and NH means you're likely to win the nomination.
What? Everyone? Really?
Oh, well. Ok then.
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Hmm. Apparently the crying works on women. Someone light the Oprah Signal.
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CNN blames the women for the 3% difference. I blame Bill Richardson.
Fuckin' women. They probably menstrated all over the Obama ballots and ruined them.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Atomicflea wrote:
CNN blames the women for the 3% difference. I blame Ralph Nader.
Me too. Yes, I'm still that bitter.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
CNN blames the women for the 3% difference. I blame Bill Richardson.
Nah, Richardson voters clearly don't give a **** and wouldn't have voted at all otherwise.
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Anyone else remember Anderson Cooper from his Chanel One days?
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Jophiel wrote:
Fuckin' women. They probably menstrated all over the Obama ballots and ruined them.
I'm really glad I didn't delve into politics in Chicago. You guys are way more into this than I'll ever be. 
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Ron Paul is far more charming than I'd ever have thought. His twinkle eyed eloquence and infectious laugh is making me reconsider my heterosexuality.
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Omegavegeta wrote:
Anyone else remember Anderson Cooper from his Chanel One days?
I always think of him as the host of "The Mole"...my favorite reality game show ever.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
The Demea of Doom wrote:
I'm really glad I didn't delve into politics in Chicago. You guys are way more into this than I'll ever be.
You're just now realizing this?
Smash and I were just saying how much we wish we could fly out to Chicago in November to have an election cocktail party with Flea and Joph. Maybe 2012.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I think reed may pass out from all of the orgasming over Clinton's strong showing.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nexa wrote:
Smash and I were just saying how much we wish we could fly out to Chicago in November to have an election cocktail party with Flea and Joph. Maybe 2012.
That would be all sorts of awesome.Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Christ, that 2500 vote lead won't. fucking. move.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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