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All the polls (9 of them taken on the 6th) showed Obama ahead anywhere from 1-12 points so I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Sky News says:
Hilary 40%,
Obama 35%
They didn't use the phrase 'niggrah child abuser', but I took the inference.
Hilary 40%,
Obama 35%
They didn't use the phrase 'niggrah child abuser', but I took the inference.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
All the polls (9 of them taken on the 6th) showed Obama ahead anywhere from 1-12 points so I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Meh. getting near 20%. It's a "loss" for Obama unless there's a dramatic turnaround. Then he's the comeback brother!
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Keeping my fingers crossed 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smasharoo wrote:
All the polls (9 of them taken on the 6th) showed Obama ahead anywhere from 1-12 points so I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Meh. getting near 20%. It's a "loss" for Obama unless there's a dramatic turnaround. Then he's the comeback brother!
Haha, we're such geeks. This is our Rose Bowl.
Atomicflea wrote:
Haha, we're such geeks. This is our Rose Bowl.
It's nowhere near matrimonial debate until that happens.
Oh newly-weds
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Haha, we're such geeks. This is our Rose Bowl.
It's nowhere near matrimonial debate until that happens.
Oh newly-weds
It's true, but at least my guy doesn't have ridiculous monkey-ears.
Me: Hmm, this doesn't look too good.
Nexa: Shut up. You're not ever allowed to speak to me about politics again.
Me: Well, it..
Nwxa: Shut up shut up shut up. I wish I was dead. I hate you.
Me: Hey, Dr. Phil canceled his Britney show.
Nexa. ..
Me: Hello? Hello?
Nexa: Shut up. You're not ever allowed to speak to me about politics again.
Me: Well, it..
Nwxa: Shut up shut up shut up. I wish I was dead. I hate you.
Me: Hey, Dr. Phil canceled his Britney show.
Nexa. ..
Me: Hello? Hello?
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Smasharoo wrote:
Me: Hey, Dr. Phil canceled his Britney show.
Really? I wonder if he was worried more about the backlash, or about the HIPAA violation, or more about his licensure lapse seeing the light of day.
I think all media outlets are going to be surprised by these results, as they all seemed to predict the wrong guy.
I guess the other 49 primaries might actually matter. Who'd a thunk it?
I guess the other 49 primaries might actually matter. Who'd a thunk it?
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Smasharoo wrote:
Me: Hmm, this doesn't look too good.
Nexa: Shut up. You're not ever allowed to speak to me about politics again.
Me: Well, it..
Nwxa: Shut up shut up shut up. I wish I was dead. I hate you.
Me: Hey, Dr. Phil canceled his Britney show.
Nexa. ..
Me: Hello? Hello?
Nexa: Shut up. You're not ever allowed to speak to me about politics again.
Me: Well, it..
Nwxa: Shut up shut up shut up. I wish I was dead. I hate you.
Me: Hey, Dr. Phil canceled his Britney show.
Nexa. ..
Me: Hello? Hello?
Monkey ears?
/butthurt
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Monkey ears?
/butthurt
/butthurt
I have to take that back now, as my hubby came and pillowed his head on my bosom and reminded me that it is my duty to give him loving support, so...
GO MONKEY BOY!!!!
I think all media outlets are going to be surprised by these results, as they all seemed to predict the wrong guy.
Really? You think they'll be surprised if the person losing in the polls wins it? That'd be shocking.
Thanks for the deep insight.
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Please, God, let McCain say something Mcainly crazy so this night isn't a total waste.
I'll go to confession if he uses the word "gooks"
I'll go to confession if he uses the word "gooks"
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Smasharoo wrote:
I'll go to confession if he uses the word "gooks"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Smasharoo wrote:
I'll go to confession if he uses the word "gooks"
I like McCain best out of the Pubbies. He's a dolt, but his staff is excellent. I can also handle his immigrations stance better than the other two dolts.
In the "Hope Springs Eternal" department, most of the southern & central precincts are just starting to roll in and Obama is doing better in those than in the north.
Some of those northern precincts are a joke. A total of 30 votes for both parties and stuff. Of course, I'm sure there's central/southern Illinois precincts which are the same.
Some of those northern precincts are a joke. A total of 30 votes for both parties and stuff. Of course, I'm sure there's central/southern Illinois precincts which are the same.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Atomicflea wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
I'll go to confession if he uses the word "gooks"
I like McCain best out of the Pubbies.
Me too. He's the only one of the Republicans that I wouldnt' feel absolutely sick about becoming president. There was a time when I might have voted for him.
Smash thinks he's too old and will become delusional and start bombing random countries and embarrass us all with incontinence and demands for Mexico to "get off our lawn", but I think he's pretty together for an old guy.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
McCain used the two-finger Presidential salute!!!
Holy crap, 7 kids?
Holy crap, 7 kids?
In the "Hope Springs Eternal" department, most of the southern & central precincts are just starting to roll in and Obama is doing better in those than in the north.
Some of those northern precincts are a joke. A total of 30 votes for both parties and stuff. Of course, I'm sure there's central/southern Illinois precincts which are the same.
Well, yeah. I mean he's still going to win. Just not "win".
Oh wait, I jinxed him again. ****.
Either way he's got SC locked up.
****.
I'm gonna go talk to the cat about politics for a while.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Atomicflea wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
I'll go to confession if he uses the word "gooks"
I like McCain best out of the Pubbies. He's a dolt, but his staff is excellent. I can also handle his immigrations stance better than the other two dolts.
Part of me hopes that the pubbies nominate a xenophobic, fundamentalist moran in the conviction that this would give the dummycrats a shoe-in. Alas, I thought that in '00 and '04 and look what happened
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Smasharoo wrote:
I'm gonna go talk to the cat about politics for a while.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I console my Obama/Clinton issues with giggling about how the two primary winners so far are the two guys the Republican pundits want least to win 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nexa wrote:
Smash thinks he's too old and will become delusional and start bombing random countries and embarrass us all with incontinence and demands for Mexico to "get off our lawn", but I think he's pretty together for an old guy.
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