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Smash thinks he's too old and will become delusional and start bombing random countries and embarrass us all with incontinence and demands for Mexico to "get off our lawn", but I think he's pretty together for an old guy.
Let be clear, though. I'd take a drunken McCain with a lobotomy over any of the other GOP options.
You know, just on the off choice that our party base puts forth the only unelectable candidate he could beat.
So, you know, unlikely.
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Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Smash thinks he's too old and will become delusional and start bombing random countries and embarrass us all with incontinence and demands for Mexico to "get off our lawn", but I think he's pretty together for an old guy.
I suspect that he would force it to clean itself up and get a job, dammit.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Atomicflea wrote:
McCain's greatest strength and biggest issue is the fact that he looks like he has half a pound of baccy tucked in hes left cheek, or he has a serious tumor in his jaw
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Smasharoo wrote:
Smash thinks he's too old and will become delusional and start bombing random countries and embarrass us all with incontinence and demands for Mexico to "get off our lawn", but I think he's pretty together for an old guy.
Let be clear, though. I'd take a drunken McCain with a lobotomy over any of the other GOP options.
You know, just on the off choice that our party base puts forth the only unelectable candidate he could beat.
So, you know, unlikely.
Stop. @#%^ing. Up. The. Election.
Nexa
Admins: Can't one of you mute him on election predictions? There's gotta be a way? Dana? Have pity for ****'s sake, I'm dying over here.
Edited, Jan 8th 2008 9:18pm by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
On another note:
WHY THE **** DO PEOPLE STILL PUT RALPH REED ON TV. He's like the Christian Right's **** Clark. He's got 15 years on me and looks like my kid brother. Also, clinically insane.
WHY THE **** DO PEOPLE STILL PUT RALPH REED ON TV. He's like the Christian Right's **** Clark. He's got 15 years on me and looks like my kid brother. Also, clinically insane.
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As an aside, given the proximity of "John McCain" and "John McClaine", why doesn't he just say "Yippe-Ky-Ay MotherfUcker" and close the deal?
(OK - He'd look Shit in a blood-stained vest, but it'd be worth a shot, right?)
(OK - He'd look Shit in a blood-stained vest, but it'd be worth a shot, right?)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
McCain's greatest strength and biggest issue is the fact that he looks like he has half a pound of baccy tucked in hes left cheek, or he has a serious tumor in his jaw
Edited, Jan 8th 2008 8:20pm by Atomicflea
Uh-oh. "Unpardonable foe"?
Everyone loves a "maverick"!
(With the exception of the Conservative Base)
(With the exception of the Conservative Base)
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Nobby wrote:
(OK - He'd look Shit in a blood-stained vest, but it'd be worth a shot, right?)
He'd probably think that was soooo 40 years ago...
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Unpardonable foe"
He's actually going to go right into "Man of Lamancha" at the end.
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Atomicflea wrote:
He has wicked skin cancer all over his face due to the gulag, dontcha know. He's a patriot!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Clearly hammered.
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Smasharoo wrote:
He's actually going to go right into "Man of Lamancha" at the end.
So I'm back up in the game
Running things to keep my swing
Letting all the people know
That I'm back to run the show
Smasharoo wrote:
He's actually going to go right into "Man of Lamancha" at the end.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
You'd drink too if you wanted to cheer but were unable to raise your arms above your head.
Nexa (she's cold as ice...)
Nexa (she's cold as ice...)
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Johnny B. Good?
Hrm, the True John showed there for a while when he messed up his parting line and then got impatient when the crowd wouldn't let him say it to his taste.
Hrm, the True John showed there for a while when he messed up his parting line and then got impatient when the crowd wouldn't let him say it to his taste.
Hey, anyone find out what that stupid pizza-box thing Anderson Cooper was holding up during Iowa was? It kept projecting a pie chart over his face, and it was ridiculous. I haven't seen him use it yet for NH.
Atomicflea wrote:
Johnny B. Good?
Now I have to ask - wtf is a 'gunny sack'?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Hrm, the True John showed there for a while when he messed up his parting line and then got impatient when the crowd wouldn't let him say it to his taste.
I was going to post an anecdote, but discretion got the better of me.
Anyway, yes.
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Hey, anyone find out what that stupid pizza-box thing Anderson Cooper was holding up during Iowa was? It kept projecting a pie chart over his face, and it was ridiculous.
John Stewart clearly paid them for that fodder.
http://stevesvideoblog.magnify.net/item/JBYFV4Q8JKMDND1H
He's terrified of it.
Edited, Jan 8th 2008 9:33pm by Smasharoo
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OOOhhh. Hillary just dropped to 39% while Obama's up to 37%.
It's odd to find politics exciting again.
It's odd to find politics exciting again.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Smasharoo wrote:
I was going to post an anecdote, but discretion got the better of me.
I love that story
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Atomicflea wrote:
Hey, anyone find out what that stupid pizza-box thing Anderson Cooper was holding up during Iowa was? It kept projecting a pie chart over his face, and it was ridiculous. I haven't seen him use it yet for NH.
I apparently missed this, but am always happy to hear more about Anderson Cooper.
I am drawn to him.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
OOOhhh. Hillary just dropped to 39% while Obama's up to 37%.
Yeah, he's going to win cracky. Just not by enough.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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