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#52 Jan 01 2007 at 8:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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After years of struggle with the EPA, Smoggy be forced to remain himself to "Partially cloudy with a chance of smog" to comply with stricter emission standards, or Earl for short. The Earl of short will not be amused.


I don't even know what this means!?!?!

I'm dooooomed! Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomeddddddddddddddd!!! Smiley: yikes

Cheers, Kao! Smiley: clap


argh! that should read:
After years of struggle with the EPA, Smoggy will be forced to rename himself to "Partially cloudy with a chance of smog" to comply with stricter emission standards, or Earl for short. The Earl of short will not be amused.
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#53 Jan 01 2007 at 8:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh that's alright. I just assumed you were deep into your cups at that point. Smiley: boozing
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#54 Jan 01 2007 at 8:50 PM Rating: Good
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RACK it. After absolutely destroying two towns with my 'Bama Black Snake (sup Abdul Jabbar?) I invent this.

<<<<the height of coolness *nods*

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#55 Jan 01 2007 at 10:18 PM Rating: Decent
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#56 Jan 01 2007 at 10:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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IS it odd that I have to go back and look at these to remember what I wrote?
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#57 Jan 01 2007 at 10:32 PM Rating: Default
DreadLordKaolianLeetHaxor wrote:

Sonicmonkeys will be taunted by whale flatulence



5th mentioned!
#58 Jan 01 2007 at 10:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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They're kind of in order of the threads I copied and pasted all the names from It's the only way to spell them all right.
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#59 Jan 02 2007 at 4:10 AM Rating: Good
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Soracloud will be the person I completely forget to write an entry up for in this post. Nope,
no entry at all. Too bad huh. I bet you were looking forward to one. Maybe next year.


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#60 Jan 02 2007 at 6:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mr Winky is apparently out gathering those magic beads.

They smell amazingly like evil clown ****.
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#61 Jan 02 2007 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
Who the fuck is Wint?


Oooh a schooner...
#62 Jan 02 2007 at 7:48 AM Rating: Good
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Oops, sorry.

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#63 Jan 02 2007 at 9:10 AM Rating: Decent
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GregoryTheWatcher will find himself the object of intense scrutiny by a strange duck with a
high pitched voice and beady red eyes... He's watching you right now!


Yeah, some fellow with an annoying avatar of some trailer-trash redneck. Did he change it to a duck?

I'm wondering myself, why he didn't show up till now to point out that in a post made 2 years ago (or so), I've said that I was raised a catholic, and in other post, proclaimed that I was muslim.

All the result of a heated debate that lasted pages and pages, where I pwned some Islamophobe who had the most ridiculous array of stereotypes, and irrelevant figures to prove that all muslims were "evil" and in need of Western "Aid" in the form of exploitation, forcible political indoctrination, and the export of the new edition of "How to spin people into believing they have a choice, when they don't".

That thread, included the famous "Out of X wars and conflicts in the past 30 years, muslims participated in (X-1) of them!" to which I've replied -as usual- :"Out of X conflicts in the past 300 years, Europe, USA and "The west" (whatever that may be), contributed, started, participated in (X-Y) (where Y is a figure smalled than X/5) of them, your point?"

I'm still trying to figure out the relation between the first redneck, and the second one. I'm guessing the first is a sympathizer with the second, but lacking the extraordinary capabilities of getting everything wrong, and vocalising it in a manner that closely resembles that of the currently famous propaganda pop-artists in the media. So he resorts to lurking and hounding.

Anyhow ... I can eXpLaIn!

Edited, Jan 2nd 2007 8:15pm by GregoryTheWatcher
#64 Jan 02 2007 at 10:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wint will be invited to an ezclusive $500 a plate political dinner. When asked if he is planning on going, he'll reply "going? I already Wint!" Then we''ll throw things at him. Probably heavy blunt things.
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#65 Jan 02 2007 at 10:23 AM Rating: Decent
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
The following people will be savagely mauled by 2 Will-o-Wisps, a Llama, an orangutan and at least one Puma: Candide, Celcio, MuffinMan, and or BloodwolfeX.


I hope you're happy with yourself. I got bitten on the back of the neck by a Llama at the petting zoo in Happy Hallow yesterday. My goddaughter thought it was hilarious.

Now I just have to avoid the Puma, orangutan, and Will-o-wisps.
#66 Jan 02 2007 at 10:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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BloodwolfeX wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
The following people will be savagely mauled by 2 Will-o-Wisps, a Llama, an orangutan and at least one Puma: Candide, Celcio, MuffinMan, and or BloodwolfeX.


I hope you're happy with yourself. I got bitten on the back of the neck by a Llama at the petting zoo in Happy Hallow yesterday. My goddaughter thought it was hilarious.

Now I just have to avoid the Puma, orangutan, and Will-o-wisps.


That's good stuff.
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#67 Jan 02 2007 at 12:05 PM Rating: Default
/iloveyoujacketramble

Can't sleep... fuzzy bears will eat me...
#68 Jan 02 2007 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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Who the fuck is Wint?


Oooh a schooner...



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#69 Jan 02 2007 at 1:24 PM Rating: Decent
Yay for being in there!
#71 Jan 02 2007 at 7:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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You know you want one!

Image may take a few to load, cause I just put it up. Thanks to Kao for all his hard work on it.

Edited, Jan 2nd 2007 10:24pm by Pikko
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#72 Jan 02 2007 at 7:32 PM Rating: Good
Dread Lörd Kaolian The Ultimate Awesomegetter wrote:
Cami will be eaten by a carnivorous were-unicorn.


Sooo will I atleast get dinner, and the nice champagne first? :P
#73 Jan 03 2007 at 8:43 AM Rating: Decent
Whoohoo! The grues didn't possibly eat anyone this next year!
#74 Jan 03 2007 at 9:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Another yearly prognosticators 2007 claims...(Kao's are way more believable).


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#75 Jan 03 2007 at 7:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh sure, anyone can predict terror attacks. it takes a true artit to predict strange and unnatural things!
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#76 Jan 03 2007 at 7:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Woah. I got mentioned.

Off to Congo! Let's hope I don't (do?) get eaten by savages.
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