So today, instead of flying to Boston, I went to a meeting at a Hospital 50 miles away, to have a serious argument with some difficult Emergency Trauma doctors.
They knew I was coming, and I had a call on my way there to say they had drawn battle-lines and were a-ready for me. The meeting was quite heated, and I had to conclude it by saying my decision was final. They realised I was not going to change my position, so they reluctantly accepted it.
On the way out to the car park, I tripped on the stairs outside the ER (don't ask), landed badly and broke several bones in my right hand.
So, Mr Humility spends the afternoon being treated by these guys. They were patient, pleasant, professional and I couldn't have wished for better care. I still didn't back down but I'll send 'em a case of single malt.
So after a 3 hr wait for a ride (biiig favour from a very nice guy), my car is 50 miles away, I can't drive for a few weeks, and it's taken 20 f'uckin minutes to type this left-handed, and my hand hurts like ****.
Some f'ucking weeked, eh?
Drink up, me lads. Drink up!
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I imagine you as a clapton-eque Dr. House.
Not that I imagine you often that is...
Sucks about the hand...right crappy thing to do.
Not that I imagine you often that is...
Sucks about the hand...right crappy thing to do.
Sue the hospital! Sue them I say!
Now that would be irony considering your line of work.
Now that would be irony considering your line of work.
Is it your ************ hand?
Life can always find a way to kick ya in the balls eh? as long as your not dead or have both wrists broken it's not all that bad. sorry to hear it and get well soon.
maybe you could hire one of those private nurses to take care of you
maybe you could hire one of those private nurses to take care of you
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Is it your ************ hand?
That's the one he named Dracoid, right?
Edited, Fri May 12 15:07:05 2006 by Frakkor
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Sue the hospital! Sue them I say!
Now that would be irony considering your line of work.
Now that would be irony considering your line of work.
Be even more ironic if the argument was them wanting to add handrails to the front steps, and him saying the money wasn't available.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nobby wrote:
my car is 50 miles away, I can't drive for a few weeks, and it's taken 20 f'uckin minutes to type this left-handed, and my hand hurts like sh*t.
HA HA Gimp!
Edited, Fri May 12 15:08:21 2006 by Elderon
Samira wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Sue the hospital! Sue them I say!
Now that would be irony considering your line of work.
Now that would be irony considering your line of work.
Be even more ironic if the argument was them wanting to add handrails to the front steps, and him saying the money wasn't available.
Samira wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Sue the hospital! Sue them I say!
Now that would be irony considering your line of work.
Now that would be irony considering your line of work.
Be even more ironic if the argument was them wanting to add handrails to the front steps, and him saying the money wasn't available.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Is it your ************ hand?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Is it your ************ hand?
I volunteer
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nobby wrote:
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Is it your ************ hand?
I volunteer
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
A real man would've wrapped his hand with some duct tape and keyed the doctors' cars.
(Come to think of it, a real man probably would've had enough coordination to successfully navigate a few stairs without falling.)
(Come to think of it, a real man probably would've had enough coordination to successfully navigate a few stairs without falling.)
Perhaps, but Nobbs is a frail, old, skinny Englishman. That's like comparing a rugby player to Laurel from Laurel and Hardy.
Blame it on the stairs. They were probably made 400 years ago.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Perhaps, but Nobbs is a frail, old, skinny Englishman. That's like comparing a rugby player to Laurel from Laurel and Hardy.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Sorry to hear your weekend started off as a pisser. But you do know that they started laughing their asses off once they knew you were safely out of hearing distance?
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Sorry to hear your weekend started off as a pisser. But you do know that they started laughing their asses off once they knew you were safely out of hearing distance?
Just like all of us here starting laughing as soon as he hit post message? Then the ************ thing was even funnier still. Now let's just see if he catches a flight to Okla... ROFL
Ouch. That woulda been embarrassing. I'll have a beer or 14 for you this weekend.
Dumbass. You probably wouldn't have broken anything in Boston!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Congratulations on your first offical step into Old Coot-ness. Next: you break a hip while reaching for your comfy slippers.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Congratulations on your first offical step into Old Coot-ness. Next: you break a hip while reaching for your comfy slippers.
BAM RACK and DF 5 whips!
I told you you should have come to Boston. See? Now if you had just thrown your cares to the wind and tagged along, you would have been writing a post about how tired you are, you can not cope with work and you think your hangover is staying long enough for you to name it George, instead of writing about having a broken hand. Next time, listen to your betters
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Sorry to hear your weekend started off as a pisser.
I thought a pisser was a good thing?
In Southie it is. Only surpassed by the rare and fleeting epiphany of something being wicker pisser. Or to corectly use the vanacular of my tender youth, "wickod pissahhhhhhhhh"
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