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#1 May 11 2006 at 6:01 AM Rating: Default
Heres an idea, since there are sooo many neglectful parents in this country and twice as many unruly children... why not put into effect a law mandating that any child under say... 8 yrs of age has to have a leash and collar on at all times in public.. preferably a choke chain and with the law stating that the leash be no longer than 4 ft in length. I think this is a brilliant idea.

The parents who would oppose such laws are probobly the same ones letting thier kids run into you with their shopping carts, yell at the top of their lungs in a bank, and sit on the hood of cars that belong to complete strangers.

I understand that you shouldnt punish the masses for the mistakes of the few... but these days, out of control, undisciplined, screaming hell children are the majority! If our government would only take a China like approach and limit the amount of kids to 1 per couple... I think much of the problem would resolve itself.

Mandatory spaying and nuutering for people who already have 1 kid and prison time for people that get pregnant while they are on welfare would also be genius ideas that I would like to see in effect. What to do with the excess kiddie population, whos parents are in jail for having them?... Send them to special camps where we raise them to be military drones for life.. of course!!
#2 May 11 2006 at 6:10 AM Rating: Decent
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Who the fu[/black]ck are you, anyways? This post is pretty close to the "idiot teennager prank-calls" that you mentioned in your other thread. If you're actually serious, then you are, unfortunately, a complete dipsh[black]it.
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#3 May 11 2006 at 6:27 AM Rating: Default
Who the **** am I you ask?.. Just someone who knows what needs to be done to fix the world.. or at least someone whose gotta good idea . BTW.. you're one of the moron teenagers who were sexually abused by their father and now think that things like white power, skateboaring through the Taco bell drivethrough, and shoplifting snickers bars is the cool **** to be doin .. arent ya?.. cmon.. u can tell me :-)
#4 May 11 2006 at 7:05 AM Rating: Decent
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Um, yeah, when I'm not making crystal meth in the bathtub and putting babies on spikes...
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#5 May 11 2006 at 7:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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#6 May 11 2006 at 7:59 AM Rating: Default
The sad thing is I was in PetSmart on Sunday and I told some woman her demon baby needed to be on a choke chain, I went and got her one and handed it to her after her child started screaming again 30 seconds later.
#7 May 11 2006 at 8:00 AM Rating: Good
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#8 May 11 2006 at 8:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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why not put into effect a law mandating that any child under say... 8 yrs of age has to have a leash and collar on at all times in public.. preferably a choke chain and with the law stating that the leash be no longer than 4 ft in length. I think this is a brilliant idea.


I'm sure you have lots of bondage fantasies involving small children. Keep them to yourself, please; no one else needs to be contaminated with your filth.
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#9 May 11 2006 at 8:35 AM Rating: Default
LOL i like Samira.. they funny.. sorry to offend anyone seriously.. just the thoughts that go through my head, thought that all was welcome here for scrutiny.. guess not...

oh and BTW to.. DANALOG The Vengful Programmer, I AM NOT the same person as markymarktwo... although they did post to this forum recently and from same computer, maybe thats what led you to believe that, I dunno
#10 May 11 2006 at 8:43 AM Rating: Good
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oh and BTW to.. DANALOG The Vengful Programmer, I AM NOT the same person as markymarktwo... although they did post to this forum recently and from same computer, maybe thats what led you to believe that, I dunno


Thats the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
#11 May 11 2006 at 8:46 AM Rating: Good
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.. just the thoughts that go through my head,


Yep. Right through.


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thought that all was welcome here for scrutiny..


What, is there a fu[Aqua][/Aqua]cking welcome sign on the top of this forum? Go away.


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oh and BTW to.. DANALOG The Vengful Programmer, I AM NOT the same person as markymarktwo... although they did post to this forum recently and from same computer, maybe thats what led you to believe that, I dunno


Riiiiiiight. It was your imaginary brother, I'm sure.
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#16 May 11 2006 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Who the @#%^ am I you ask?.. Just someone who knows what needs to be done to fix the world..


You don't know and neither does anyone else. Humans know how to crap all over the world but not how to clean up what they break. We're really not that bright. We're the next generation puppy. Deal with that.

As to who you are... you're a crank with too much time on your hands. The kind of numbnuts who probably phones talk radio just so someone will listen to you whine about the inadequacy of today's youth.

Think about this - to that woman you insulted the other day, the whiny ******** sound you make is far more irritating than her child crying. And she isn't the only one thinking it. But she also doesn't go out of her way to try shut you up. Know why? It's not her problem. And what other people do isn;t yours either.

(I'm well aware my last point completely contradicts the idea of me making this post but this kind of self rightous crap bugs the **** out of me.)
#17 May 11 2006 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Xaszthereaper wrote:
If our government would only take a China like approach and limit the amount of kids to 1 per couple... I think much of the problem would resolve itself.


You do realize China stopped doing this because of population problems it caused right?
#18 May 11 2006 at 3:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Xaszthereaper wrote:
If our government would only take a China like approach and limit the amount of kids to 1 per couple... I think much of the problem would resolve itself.


You do realize China stopped doing this because of population problems it caused right?


ORLY?

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China's eleventh Five-Year Plan Period is from 2006 to 2010. Minister of the State Commission of Population and Family Planning Zhang Weiqing confirmed in early 2006 that China's one child policy is consistent with the nation's plan for population growth and would continue indefinitely. He denied rumors that the policy become less stringent to permit a second child.
#20 May 11 2006 at 3:37 PM Rating: Decent
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MentalFrog wrote:
Xaszthereaper wrote:
If our government would only take a China like approach and limit the amount of kids to 1 per couple... I think much of the problem would resolve itself.


You do realize China stopped doing this because of population problems it caused right?


ORLY?

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China's eleventh Five-Year Plan Period is from 2006 to 2010. Minister of the State Commission of Population and Family Planning Zhang Weiqing confirmed in early 2006 that China's one child policy is consistent with the nation's plan for population growth and would continue indefinitely. He denied rumors that the policy become less stringent to permit a second child.


/shrug

I remember reading somewhere that it was going to be changed. I'll have to find it somewheres.
#21 May 11 2006 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
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MentalFrog wrote:
You do realize China stopped doing this because of population problems it caused right?


It isn't causing overall population problems as their growth seems to be stagnant, but the ratio of Boys to Girls in school age children is up to 100:80. That will become a huge problem and ultimately I think the policy will need to be changed to accomidate for it.

Edited, Thu May 11 16:52:25 2006 by baelnic
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