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#1 May 10 2006 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good
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Some random website so it must be true wrote:
The word is out! Samuel L. Jackson has already agreed to a sequel for the highly anticipated Snakes on a Plane directed by David R. Ellis. The movie has been widely discussed in many circles as being a likely blockbuster. Apparently Jackson and Ellis believe the hype.

The sequal will begin pre-production in the fall with filming likely to begin around the 1st of the year. The word on the street is that the sequel will be entitled Goats on a Boat, though there has been no official confirmation on this. Hidden sources have claimed that a well-known poster of the web-site Allakhazam’s of the soon to be “Zam.com Network” will be playing a supporting role in the film. The poster known as Aegis was contacted, and while he would not confirm nor deny the rumors, he is quoted as saying “Well, if there are goats in it, it’s bound to be a hit.” When asked how excited he would be to work next to Jackson, Aegis reportedly said “Yeah, that would be cool. As long as he doesn’t go near my Velcro chaps. They’re the ones that say Bad Motherfu[Aqua][/Aqua]cker on them.”

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#2 May 10 2006 at 5:05 PM Rating: Decent
Smiley: lol
#3 May 10 2006 at 6:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Samuel L. Jackson is in everything.
#4 May 10 2006 at 6:42 PM Rating: Good
I smell a hoax. Aegis has far too much integrity to sign on for such an obvious money-grab with no redeeming artistic quality. Also, Samuel L is a well-known dolphin fetishist, so goat **** would not be his cup of tea.
#5 May 10 2006 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good
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Aegis would do anything if it had goats involved
#6 May 10 2006 at 7:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Lady DSD wrote:
Aegis would do anything if it had goats involved


Farm animal orgy?

Moo.
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