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#1 May 10 2006 at 4:40 PM Rating: Decent
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My new boss has the dumbest f'ucking ideas ever. We are so screwed....

How do you tell the VP of product development that his ideas are completely retarded and worthless. If you can't explain your idea to a co-worker, you sure as hell can't make it into a product for children.
#2 May 10 2006 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
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Don't tell him so directly, genius. Ask to organize a focus group, and let kiddies tell him it's dumb.
#3 May 10 2006 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
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You let him crash and burn and then get fired and replaced.

#4 May 10 2006 at 5:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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NephthysWanderer wrote:
My new boss has the dumbest f'ucking ideas ever.
"Ok, ok... so check this out. It's like My Little Pony but with an MP3 player in it. But instead of ponies, we're using squids. And instead of MP3s, it'll play Betamax tapes."
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#5 May 10 2006 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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Dear lord...you've worked for him too?!
#6 May 10 2006 at 6:15 PM Rating: Decent
Organize a hunger strike that'd show him
#7 May 10 2006 at 6:30 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer wrote:
Dear lord...you've worked for him too?!


No. Joph is your boss! Dun-dun-dunnnnn
#8 May 11 2006 at 8:51 AM Rating: Decent
What da hell is a Betamax tapes???




So long as it has Kung Fu grip I dont give a damn... wait can a squid have Kung Fu grip?
#9 May 11 2006 at 8:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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And there's the proof that no one ever went broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.

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#10 May 11 2006 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
Yeah let him crash and burn unless that means you crash and burn.

Come up with some great ideas and swipe that job right out from under him.
#11 May 11 2006 at 10:07 AM Rating: Decent
Subrosia wrote:
So long as it has Kung Fu grip I dont give a damn... wait can a squid have Kung Fu grip?


I heard if you pay extra in Thailand...
#12 May 11 2006 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
NephthysWanderer wrote:
F'uck me
Tease. Smiley: glare
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