Whitey needs to breed!Follow

Oh no! The brown tide is upon us!Now is the time to load up on tortilla and avacado futures.


Yes, CNN really used the little professor guy to make its bullet points. No, really.

Stocked up. I'm looking into beef and sour cream futures, hedging my dividends in the cheese market and soon will have a zesty Taco of Prosperity!

Have you done your part and gotten knocked up a second time yet? DSD is doing her patriotic role!

Working on it. It's tougher when I'm not in Italy.

/shrug

Steel futures.

Ever lift those mango juice cans? You can do some serious damage throwing one at a person, even if it's empty.

As soon as Arnold becomes president, yes.

I believe that's greasy Italian men, but yeah, you got it.

I knew I was going to end up as a minority sooner or later.

And we'll get to go around all /butthurt and oppressed!

Yay!

Just don't invest in salt.

I read that as "Whitney needs to breed". I was all worried there was a shortage of coked up pop singers.

that quote just changed me from a serious b[/Aliceblue]itch to laughing in a nanosecond. The husbands tiptoing around me right now like my heads about to twist 360 degrees. That also makes me chuckle.



Honestly though I had a very very good reason for being a bit[Aliceblue]ch

We always do, sister. We always do.

I hope these arent your real ideas. I go to a small school, a really small private school more like it. I have four close friends there, but one of them went to a boarding school a few weeks ago. I am a white guy, but my friend are an Indian, not the native feather kind, but the dot dot kind, an African-American, he was born in Guyana, a South American country, a 3/4 white guy who is 1/4 black, and an asian with blonde hair, who also plays WOW, because I introduced him to it. We always hang out together, go to the same restuarants together, and we hang out with our school groundskeeper, a filipino guy, a lot. I almost never notice that I am the only white guy in the group, but I don't care, cause these guys are my close friends. I have another friend, half-canadian, half-vietnamese, who is really my best friend, but doesn't go to my school. We have things we like that are similar, and we don't ever talk about our races or origins, unless we are joking around or making up stupid racial stereotypes, which we do for fun. I hate how people fit each other into groups and not individuals. It is not right. You might not agree with me, but if you don't, then **** you. I am also from Northern California, in the San Francisco bay area, which is the most developed and most expensive place to live in the world. Read the statistics, its true. What I am saying is, Northern California should be a role model for other places. As for the minority growth factor, I heard blacks are a large growing group too, so I am investing in KFC, which is what I told my black friend. I shouldnt even say my "black friend", i should just say friend. If you flame this, get a life, and don't tell me to get one because I am only fifteen and still planning, thats right, planning.