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No-one gives a flying dolphin's **** if you drown, you dumb freak.
What an funting cnut.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I do, but only because I want to seem him die on live/semi-live TV. That’s the only reason people watch that crap, not to see them do it, but to see if they fail.
Nobby wrote:
Breaking news!
No-one gives a flying dolphin's **** if you drown, you dumb freak.
What an funting cnut.
No-one gives a flying dolphin's **** if you drown, you dumb freak.
What an funting cnut.
I, in the first thread, wrote:
Wanna know how many people care? 10: David Blaine, David Blaine's mom, David Blaine's Wife, David Blaine's mistress,David Blaine's Daughter, David Blaine's son, Rippley, someone named Jeff, the green power ranger, and you.
*~Sarcasm~*
I was so hoping that you would link an article detailing his horrific drowning.
z0mg! CNN reports David Blaine in "pretty bad shape" but he'll bravely soldier on to complete his stunt!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Codyy wrote:
*~Sarcasm~*
Otherwise "WE" might have thought you were a shi[Aqua][/Aqua]t poster.
Thanks ace
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Codyy wrote:
*~Sarcasm~*
Otherwise "WE" might have thought you were a shi[Aqua][/Aqua]t poster.
Thanks ace
I was under the assumption that nothing could change that thought process...
Codyy wrote:
I was under the assumption that nothing could change that thought process...
If you stopped sucking, but the odds are slim to none.
Codyy wrote:
I was under the assumption that nothing could change that thought process...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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I was under the assumption that nothing could change that I'm a sh*t poster...
Been a while since i did a FTFY and i was feeling nostalgic.
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z0mg! CNN reports David Blaine in "pretty bad shape" but he'll bravely soldier on to complete his stunt!
He's so brave! He's someone all the little kids should look up to.
He ooged me out ever since I heard he was dating Fiona Apple way back in the day. Talk about ghoul sex!
"Well you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ***!"
He should have done this stunt at Rockefeller Center, and put his little fish tank on the shoulders of the Atlas statue. That would have been mildly amusing.
He should have done this stunt at Rockefeller Center, and put his little fish tank on the shoulders of the Atlas statue. That would have been mildly amusing.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Didn't some people throw food or something at him during one of his 'stunts'? That would be mildly amusing.
I remember reading that some Londoner's weren't exactly happy with his stunt on the Thames. I thought I read they threw things at him.
Edited, Mon May 8 17:31:32 2006 by Wint
Edited, Mon May 8 17:31:32 2006 by Wint
MentalFrog wrote:
Didn't some people throw food or something at him during one of his 'stunts'? That would be mildly amusing.
That was when he balanced on a 50 foot pedestal or something like that. I think that was in London.
I'm picking my kids up early today because they were begging for me to let them watch the live show at 5:00 PST. My youngest son is a total David Blaine fan. For their sakes, I hope he doesn't drown. For the rest of the world, I hope he does.
I just watched the clip online form ABC news. Dude's hands are all fubar from being underwater so long and he actually sounded kind of down. I'm keeping my fingers crossed; he's gonna drown.
Maybe I missed something...
Why doesn't anyone like David Blaine?
I personally barely know much of him other than a random stunt here and there...does he punch infants when nobody is looking?
Edited, Mon May 8 21:16:13 2006 by Exodus
Why doesn't anyone like David Blaine?
I personally barely know much of him other than a random stunt here and there...does he punch infants when nobody is looking?
Edited, Mon May 8 21:16:13 2006 by Exodus
He does some fake tricks and acts all cool and demonised like he's mystical.
Overall people are jealous, though.
-Raises hand-
~Blix
Overall people are jealous, though.
-Raises hand-
~Blix
Well, he fell short of the nine-minute mark by two. He still got what he was after; the attention as he was lifted out of his aquarium and carried away in his trademark limp and exhausted slouch. He's such a Bhodi.
I heard a rumor that in his "Barried alive," "Frozen Alive," and "Vertigo" stunts were merely staged. And there would be contraptions, or illusions to make it look as if he was standing there, yet he was probably eating donuts in some confined area where they stick the rest of the has-been magicians. 
LtGoose the Hand wrote:
I heard a rumor that in his "Barried alive," "Frozen Alive," and "Vertigo" stunts were merely staged. And there would be contraptions, or illusions to make it look as if he was standing there, yet he was probably eating donuts in some confined area where they stick the rest of the has-been magicians.
News Flash:
Magicians don't really use *magic*.
While I personally don't give a damn what he's up to, the hate for this guy is just silly.
From the Guardian Unlimited:
Even The Guiness Book didn't give a rat's *** about him.
I can just picture Nobby driving golf balls at the box.
Edit: because didn't has a second d.
Edited, Tue May 9 11:10:35 2006 by BloodwolfeX
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Even if he had broken the record time for holding breath, it may not have been recognised because there no record-monitoring officials were present.
Even The Guiness Book didn't give a rat's *** about him.
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In 2003, he spent 44 days in a box suspended over the Thames without food - but crowds threw missiles including paint, eggs and golf balls at his temporary home.
I can just picture Nobby driving golf balls at the box. Edit: because didn't has a second d.
Edited, Tue May 9 11:10:35 2006 by BloodwolfeX
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In 2003, he spent 44 days in a box suspended over the Thames without food - but crowds threw missiles including paint, eggs and golf balls at his temporary home.
I can just picture Nobby driving golf balls at the box. 
I turned on the TV last night and it was already on ABC and I watched until I saw that the special was called "Drowned Alive". Bwahahaha! I can't believe they named it that. Stay tuned for Killed Alive people!!
What's ridiculous is that someone jumped into the ******* water and saved his ***. That's ************************** If you tell me this guy is going to cheat death his *** damn well better be at risk of dying. No medical staff on hand, no failsafes, not checks and balances, just a guy, a bunch of chains, a lot of water and a low probability of success. THAT is how it's supposed to go down. David Blaine, the entire world is going to sue you for false advertising and wasting 2hrs of our lives. I couldn't get my tables to leave the ******* bar cause they were too busy watching this schmuck. I should sue for loss of income too.
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