Not only did I see my shadow, I also managed to catch a glimpse of it long enough to see exactly how retarded the shape of my shadow has become, and to think that I really believed this forum couldn't get any more lame back during the first few times I ******* about how lame this place is getting and went on hiatus[es].
Here's a tip, do away with post counts and show "Joined on" or "Member Since" dates, there used to be a time when the originals could be picked out by post count but that day has long since passed. If you feel the urge to complain or mention that there are 'new' originals, then I'm referring to you, fuck off.
And since when can you get banned by merely asking to be banned? Has the whole world gone fucking insane???
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Edited, Sun May 7 21:55:08 2006 by Driftwood
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
King Driftwood wrote:
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Edited, Sun May 7 21:55:08 2006 by Driftwood
Your Myspace wrote:
Body type: Average
By the looks of your face and the fact that you didn't include any body pics, I'd say you're a little on the chunky side.
Just sayin'.
Slightly overweight is average these days
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Last time I talked to Thundra, there was a slight MPD going on.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Last time I humped Thundra, there was a slight STD going on.
Excuse me, those are called STI's now, people with such cases are NOT diseased, they're infected. Besides, that's all cleared up since then, I swear. Don't believe me, I'll go pee right now, if you can tear your eyes away from my member, look me in the eyes and see if it looks like I'm in pain when I whiz.
I have a new interest now, dear. I am no longer in need of your services. You are fired.
WarMaverick wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I have a new interest now, dear. I am no longer in need of your services. You are fired.
Danm right woman.
Aye papi!
Fortunately, I am not tied up enough to care about picking people out by post counts.
Pharm!
I enjoy this incarnation of Bhodi much more than I liked the time he came back as Roller. I mean, if you'e going to have a sock make him bitter and at least a little entertaining.
Barkingturtle wrote:
I enjoy this incarnation of Bhodi much more than I liked the time he came back as Roller. I mean, if you'e going to have a sock make him bitter and at least a little entertaining.
Well, since you mentioned enjoyment, and I'm a sucker for flattery, let me at least tell you what you enjoyed.
Bhodi's style, albeit quite watered down, is a variant derived from a posting style I mastered, reinvented, and long since have chartered to a long list of wannabe bête noires.
He's not even one of the better ones.
Alright, place your bets. Who has Miss Hollywood PA's password this week.
I know I know!!!
The whole Thundra thing is so two years ago.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Alright, place your bets. Who has Miss Hollywood PA's password this week.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I wish it were Thundra.. but Thundra would have already made you guys go running home to your mamas dress skirts. Thundra was hard core then Skeet neutered him in one bad ******** experience and its all been down hill from there. You see what happens when you accept Dirty FFXI'ers in the assylum!
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but Thundra would have already made you guys go running home to your mamas dress skirts. Thundra was hard core
Thundra was amusing and had his moments. You sidling up like a big black p'ussy rubbing against his leg just points out in even starker relief that you aren't that amusing and haven't had any real moments of your own.
Aww.. I'm sorry Moe. Are you still upset no one talks about how 1337 you are with the flaming? I'm sure if you use one of the more popular if over used cookie cutter flames that might help with your image. Here, we'll pretend your last post doesnt count and give you a second try. Think you can come up with some original cutting quip on your own? Just incase you cant remember which flame to copy and paste, I'll give you a list of flames other people use frequently.
OMFGWTFBBQ you cant spell Trailor Trash ***** **** Husband is military so he must cheat on you You're From Texas lol111one1111 Your grammer sucks You suck Hate you Katie Racists Fat Stupid Gutter ***** **** licker/sucker OMFG WTF ASYLUM FLAMES YOU SO ITS THE THING TO DO
Edited, Mon May 8 14:31:53 2006 by Katie
Edited, Mon May 8 14:31:53 2006 by Katie
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Aww.. I'm sorry Deb. Are you still upset no one talks about how 1337 you are with the flaming? I'm sure if you use one of the more popular if over used cookie cutter flames that might help with your image. Here, we'll pretend your last post doesnt count and give you a second try. Think you can come up with some original cutting quip on your own? Just incase you cant remember which flame to copy and paste, I'll give you a list of flames other people use frequently.
Psst Katie there's no Deb in this thread.
Yeah yeah.. Moe=Deb=Moe=Deb in my book. Both are mediocre, both have a thing with sucking my ***. They are interchangable really.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
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but Thundra would have already made you guys go running home to your mamas dress skirts. Thundra was hard core
Thundra was amusing and had his moments. You sidling up like a big black p'ussy rubbing against his leg just points out in even starker relief that you aren't that amusing and haven't had any real moments of your own.
Wait. Thundra is a dude?
Someone was going to do it.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
I wish it were Thundra.. but Thundra would have already made you guys go running home to your mamas dress skirts. Thundra was hard core then Skeet neutered him in one bad ******** experience and its all been down hill from there. You see what happens when you accept Dirty FFXI'ers in the assylum!
Fu[/Black]ck you in the ear with a viagra fed Ferby on a Tuesday night with no shoelaces in sight.
Add THAT to your little list, you as[Black]s licking sl[/Black]ut-who[Black]re!
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Yeah yeah.. Moe=Deb=Moe=Deb in my book. Both are mediocre, both have a thing with sucking my ***. They are interchangable really.
You are fuc[/black][/black]king retarded, aren't you?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Cut and paste me something new from www.omgmyhubbysint3harmyandimlonely.com, Katie.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Cut and paste me something new from www.omgmyhubbysint3harmyandimlonely.com, Katie.
I googled 'lonely women' and this site was at the top of the listings.
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