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#1 May 05 2006 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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Or at least that's how it looks.

Today ushered in the first "Flight of the Dandelion" in my area. A walk outside will be greeted with a face full of fluffy flower seeds. As the day wears on it will gather in clumps across all the lawns in town much to the dismay of our local geriatrics.

For lack of a valid form of measurement, I'd guess there's ~3-5 floating seed pods per cubic meter. It might not sound like a lot but the damn things are everywhere.

In marginally related news, I used to eat dandelions when I was a kid.
#3 May 05 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
Much hate for dandelions. Luckily this year I only have 3 in my yard!
#4 May 05 2006 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
They fly up your nose when you are driving and can kill.


We just have oodles of pollen all over. In the vents of my car, windows, house. I am not allergic but that stuff gets into your eyes and feels like cement when you blink.

Not to mention my black jetta looks like a bumblebee Smiley: frown
#5 May 05 2006 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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In marginally related news, I used to eat dandelions when I was a kid.


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#6 May 05 2006 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
Herbicide! buy it before everything turns yellow!
#8 May 05 2006 at 2:52 PM Rating: Good
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Not to mention my black jetta looks like a bumblebee

This begs the question:

Are you that jerkoff who fingers the phrase "Wash me!" in the crud on your car?
#9 May 05 2006 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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Ive been given 3 danilion bouquets this week from my son. While I find it very adorable, I also cringe knowing they're coming from my lawn
#10 May 05 2006 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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My daughter one time very meticulous gather up every dandeloion puffball she could find and proceeded to put all the little fluffy things into a plastic sandwich bag as a pillow for one of her dolls. Imagine the distress when the "pillow" exploded in the middle of the night when she rolled over it in her sleep.
#11 May 05 2006 at 5:45 PM Rating: Default
Gotta love them pussywillows.
#12 May 05 2006 at 7:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Shiny black cars look so nice. Except down here, though the worst of the pollen seems to have passed.

Advice: Metallic Flake paint.
#13 May 05 2006 at 10:52 PM Rating: Decent
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It's not snowing here, real or dandelion, but I dreamt it was.
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