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#1 May 05 2006 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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I'd like to set into that *** with a melon-baller.

Discuss.
#2 May 05 2006 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
I'd buy a ticket.
#3 May 05 2006 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Is she seedless?

#4 May 05 2006 at 11:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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What would you do with a small sphere of ***-flesh?

Never mind. I don't want to know.
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#5 May 05 2006 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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She's a honeydew. She has tiny, pearlescent seeds that I would scoop out gently and admire like jewels. Her outer skin is even but textured, and the flesh is just sweet enough.
#6 May 05 2006 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
What would you do with a small sphere of ***-flesh?

Why do you ask?
#7 May 05 2006 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa, sleep with me thread?

In!
#8 May 05 2006 at 11:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think I might throw up.

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#9 May 05 2006 at 11:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
What would you do with a small sphere of ***-flesh?

Never mind. I don't want to know.


You can just wisper it into my ear. This way he won't know and, I will. Everyone happy. Smiley: sly
#10 May 05 2006 at 11:49 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
I think I might throw up.

I have contingency plans. Go right ahead.
#11 May 05 2006 at 11:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
She's a honeydew. Covered in a tough, leathery rind beneath which lies her orange flesh.
Smiley: inlove
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#12 May 05 2006 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
She's a honeydew. Covered in a tough, leathery rind beneath which lies her orange flesh.
Smiley: inlove
You're thinking Canteloup. Honeydew is green on the inside.
#13 May 05 2006 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
She's a honeydew. Covered in a tough, leathery rind beneath which lies her orange flesh.
Smiley: inlove
You're thinking Canteloup. Honeydew is green on the inside.

Whatever, fruit-nerd. Smiley: tongue
#14 May 05 2006 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
She's a honeydew. Covered in a tough, leathery rind beneath which lies her orange flesh.
Smiley: inlove


I think that would make me a cantaloupe-***, actually. You don't know enough about melons to be a tender and considerate lover, evidently.

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#15 May 05 2006 at 11:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
You're thinking Canteloup. Honeydew is green on the inside.


but I don't want to be green or orange! I like being red and gray on the inside!

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#16 May 05 2006 at 11:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
You're thinking Canteloup. Honeydew is green on the inside.
Even sexier still. I'd go all Capt. Kirk on her alien green flesh!
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