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#1 May 03 2006 at 6:07 PM Rating: Good
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For the entirety of my life until yesterday, I held these as common everyday truths.

1. In my household the remote for the TV was called the channel as in hand me the channel, where is the channel, why is the channel in the fridge, the channel is out of batteries, why is the channel in your pants, I will smack you blind with the channel. (These were all at some point utterd in my home).

2. Putting Cheese Whiz into Kraft Dinner is, according to most people, disgusting. Growing up my favorite food in the world was Kraft dinner with some garlic powder, bacon, and chees whiz stirred in.

I know I am going to regret this one.

3. Probly isn't actually a word. Now the first thing going through most minds at this point is either "Dumbass," "No ****," or some related form. However, everyone in my hometownuses the word probly. Teachers use the word probly. Theres even a chance I had probly on a vocab list when I was in second grade. (My parents have the test as it was the first spelling test I got 100% on. I don't know if the word was actually probly or if the teacher just missed it.)

#2 May 03 2006 at 6:13 PM Rating: Good
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How about the word "supposedly"? I've heard people say "supposably".

And Band-Aid and bandage are used interchangeably.

Same for Kleenex and tissue.

It happens. You'll live.
#3 May 03 2006 at 6:20 PM Rating: Good
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For some crazy reason I have a tendency to say "variates" instead of "varies" from time to time. I have no idea why.
#4 May 03 2006 at 6:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I say "soda" instead of "pop" like most people say. And I hear that in some places all sodas, regardless of brand name are referred to as "Coke".
#5 May 03 2006 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
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The bowl is:

Killed
Done
Beat
Spent
Cashed
Empty

these seem regional
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#6 May 03 2006 at 6:40 PM Rating: Decent
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^ Cashed where I'm from.
#7 May 03 2006 at 7:27 PM Rating: Decent
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"That bowl's kicked" is the term from where I'm from. That, or dead.




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Edited, Wed May 3 20:34:05 2006 by Debalic
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#8 May 03 2006 at 7:37 PM Rating: Good
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I knew a guy from.. somewhere else who said "it's beat". He also used "beat" for an adjective for something bad or disappointing. Long after he died of a drug overdose I still use the word alot... and often I get funny looks. For awhile there was a group of us using it... like our own little dialect.


Funny.. around alot of my friends I'll randomly blurt out Gaelic expressions (got to use it or lose it!)... and a few picked them up and still use them... not really in any correct context.. but I was thinking about waht would happen if a group of us here started speaking our own interpretations of this language..
how we would inevitably start developing our our kind of accent for it and our own tones and inflections and basically create a kind of mini-offshoot of another language.. completely isolated from any true native speaker...

Things like that facinate me...

We Americans will never truly know waht an American Accent sounds like.... we can have an idea.. but how could we truly know? Maybe I'm just thinking this because I'm not fluent in any other languages...

a British accent and an Austrailian accent sound nearly indentical to me.. Sometimes American accents remind me of Irish accents... I have asked French people about the way that French Canadians speak.. and it seems like the difference is very similar to the diffferences in American and British..


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#9 May 03 2006 at 7:58 PM Rating: Good
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I call my remote contols "The Box"

Never even knew I did it until the wife asked me why I called it The Box.
#10 May 03 2006 at 8:13 PM Rating: Decent
Gasgiant wrote:
I say "soda" instead of "pop" like most people say. And I hear that in some places all sodas, regardless of brand name are referred to as "Coke".


Map with colored regions.

I live in one of the "Coke" areas.


Waitress: What would you like to drink?
Customer: Coke.
Waitress: What kind?
Customer: Just regular coke.
#11 May 03 2006 at 8:14 PM Rating: Decent
I call it "the remote" and the action I perform with it is "changing the channel"

My wife calls it "the remote" and she "channels the tv"

This show sucks, why don't you channel it.

She's the only person I know that says it that way.

#12 May 03 2006 at 8:59 PM Rating: Good
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I call it the remote now, but when I was younger I called it what my parents did (naturally).

We called it the "TV thing".

Seems pretty silly looking back at it.
#13 May 03 2006 at 9:20 PM Rating: Good
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Hmmm... Always called it "the remote". Don't think I've ever met anyone who called it something different. Maybe "channel changer" back in the day, but that's a mouthful. Can't imagine shortening that to "channel", since it's *not* a channel. The channel is what you're changing, not what you're changing it with.

While I've seen the world "prolly", and "probly" used on the internet as a shortened form of "probably", I don't recall *ever* hearing someone pronounce it that way, much less spell it that way outside of an online game.

Dunno. I think you're just weird... ;)
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#14 May 03 2006 at 9:29 PM Rating: Good
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I drink soda and my bowls are cashed.
I eat grinders from subway from time to time.
My grampa used to call the remote control a "clicker".
I always have the urge to punch people in the throat who use the word supposably and irregardless.
#15 May 03 2006 at 9:42 PM Rating: Decent
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This is probably gonna make a lot of people mad (cause i know we got a lot of folks from California here), but, speaking of throat punching. I want to hammer kick the nuts of anyone who says the word "helluh".
#17 May 04 2006 at 1:11 AM Rating: Decent
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How about the word "supposedly"? I've heard people say "supposably".

And Band-Aid and bandage are used interchangeably.

Same for Kleenex and tissue.

It happens. You'll live.


"supposably" is a word.. and its meaning is seperate from "supposedly".

ie- The supposedly intelligent person did something dumb.
ie- Supposably, if we do this, we shouldn't get caught.

The people who hear using it are correct.. actually, very much so. It's the people who use "supposedly" for both instances who are incorrect.
#18 May 04 2006 at 1:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Kelvyquayo wrote:
I still use the word alot...

around alot of my friends...

god I'm a fu[Aqua][/Aqua]cking dork


Dork isn't on the swear filter and a lot is two words, dork.
#19 May 04 2006 at 2:10 AM Rating: Good
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So is copy or xerox. My boss tells me to xerox these papers while the secratary says I got those copies for you, and I wear nylons.

Edited, Thu May 4 03:18:16 2006 by DVEight
#20 May 04 2006 at 2:27 AM Rating: Good
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Mentalfrog, everytime you post I waste about 3 min of my life staring at your tard. Who the hell is she?

Edited, Thu May 4 05:53:09 2006 by webwierdo
#21 May 04 2006 at 2:27 AM Rating: Good
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Nothing to see move along.

Edited, Thu May 4 05:52:45 2006 by webwierdo
#22 May 04 2006 at 2:30 AM Rating: Good
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Ummm...Ahhhh....The human body contains over 200 bones.

Edited, Thu May 4 05:54:55 2006 by webwierdo
#23 May 04 2006 at 3:10 AM Rating: Good
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My remote is a "clicker."


Or sometimes just "remote."


#24 May 04 2006 at 3:39 AM Rating: Good
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My remote is a "clicker."


Or sometimes just "remote."



I call my remote; B.O.B.
#25 May 04 2006 at 7:05 AM Rating: Decent
We call the remote a "flicker" and we use it to "flick" (funnily enough). They are "Fizzy drinks". We call the television "the box". And I wear "tights". But only on a weekend.

Kelvyquayo wrote:
a British accent and an Austrailian accent sound nearly indentical to me..


Thats actually a pretty common mistake, and makes it quite amusing to listen to American actors trying to sound British. Still I assume that British actors trying to sound American is just as comical to you guys.
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