Forum Settings
       
Reply To Thread

Only 750?Follow

#1 May 03 2006 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2006/05/03/hearing_vowed_on_bushs_powers/


WASHINGTON -- The chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, accusing the White House of a ''very blatant encroachment" on congressional authority, said yesterday he will hold an oversight hearing into President Bush's assertion that he has the power to bypass more than 750 laws enacted over the past five years.


I think this is a pretty good system. Since he doesn't have a line item veto, the Emperor has apparently decided that he can just make a note in the margins of laws he signs (litterally) and ignore the parts he doesn't like. Not existing laws mind you, that would be well over 750, but laws the man himself as signed.


Specter's announcement followed a report in the Sunday Globe that Bush has quietly asserted the authority to ignore provisions in 750 bills he has signed -- about 1 in 10.


Well, hey, I guess that's not too bad. If not for the liberal bias of the Globe, this headline would have read "President complies with 90% of own laws." Fox News would have a ticker item saying "President Bush get's A on complying with laws".


Over the past five years, Bush has stated that he can defy any statute that conflicts with his interpretation of the Constitution. In many instances, Bush cited his role as head of the executive branch or as commander in chief to justify the exemption.

The statutes that Bush has asserted the right to override include numerous rules and regulations for the military, job protections for whistle-blowers who tell Congress about possible government wrongdoing, affirmative action requirements, and safeguards against political interference in federally funded research.

Bush made the claims in ''signing statements," official documents in which a president lays out his interpretation of a bill for the executive branch, creating guidelines to follow when it implements the law. The statements are filed without fanfare in the federal record, often following ceremonies in which the president made no mention of the objections he was about to raise in the bill, even as he signed it into law.


Man we should really set up a branch of governement to interpret the Constititution. We could call it the Supreme Constitution Interpeting Pannel, or something, and have six or seven people assigned to it to handle that sort of thing. Nah, that would never work.

Oh well, at least we know that Bush will end up carrying watter for Sheiks for like a morrocan houseboy in two years or so. Sic semper tyrannis as they say in old Virginny.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#2 May 03 2006 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Activist presidents legislating from the desk! Smiley: mad
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#3 May 03 2006 at 9:25 AM Rating: Good
****
6,760 posts
What this country needs is an *****.
____________________________
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
#4 May 03 2006 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent
Kakar the Vile wrote:
What this country needs is an *****.
No one can get close enough to the White House to insert the tube.
#5 May 03 2006 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
*****
18,463 posts
Where the hell are the White House lawyers? What kind of half-assed advice is he getting?
#6 May 03 2006 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Where the hell are the White House lawyers? What kind of half-assed advice is he getting?
Blame Alberto Gonzales. If those Mexicans aren't ignoring our laws and immigrating illegally, they're busy telling Bush that he can ignore our laws as well.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#7 May 03 2006 at 9:45 AM Rating: Decent
Kakar the Vile wrote:
What this country needs is an *****.


THe barkeep from The Crow wrote:
A good ole natural disaster...maybe a fire or a flood...
#8 May 03 2006 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

Where the hell are the White House lawyers? What kind of half-assed advice is he getting?


Too busy defending Rove and Libby.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#9 May 03 2006 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
Will swallow your soul
******
29,360 posts
Too busy telling Dubya exactly what he wants to hear, more likely. Anything else would be "disloyal".
____________________________
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

#10 May 03 2006 at 2:09 PM Rating: Decent
Quote:
No one can get close enough to the White House to insert the tube.


Even if they got close enough, is there enough room to get the tube past Bush's head?
#11 May 03 2006 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
Imaginary Friend
*****
16,112 posts
WAht's the problem here?

Do you not know that if the President does it, it's legal? DUUH
____________________________
With the receiver in my hand..
#12 May 03 2006 at 4:58 PM Rating: Excellent
Encyclopedia
******
35,568 posts
OMGZ! Bush is ignoring the laws he signed! Alert the media! Oh wait...

Guess it was time for another cycle, and it was the Boston Globe's "turn".
____________________________
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
#13 May 04 2006 at 7:58 AM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts

OMGZ! Bush is ignoring the laws he signed! Alert the media! Oh wait...

Guess it was time for another cycle, and it was the Boston Globe's "turn".


Man, has it really gotten that bad that you won't even go through the motions of attempting to justify gross abuse of power by the Emperor now?

I expect the plagues of locusts any day now.


____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 258 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (258)