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#1 May 03 2006 at 7:26 AM Rating: Decent
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/02/**********.ap/index.html wrote:
NEW YORK (Reuters) -- An executive at a heart disease charitable foundation who embezzled close to a quarter of a million dollars over two years to pay a ********** to beat him was sentenced Tuesday to two to six years in prison.

Abraham Alexander, an accounts payable executive at the Manhattan Cardiovascular Research Foundation, admitted to stealing $237,162 and spending most of it on services provided by a Columbus, Ohio-based ********** called Lady Sage.

Manhattan prosecutors said Alexander, a Singapore-born citizen of India, had forged or altered checks payable to himself, to two credit card companies and to an online-based ********** company called Through the Looking Glass.

Alexander, 45, bought airline tickets for trips between New York and Ohio, paid for car rentals in Ohio and charged purchases at stores called Wicked Naughty Accessories and Leather Creations and at Victoria's Secret, prosecutors said.

In jail since his arrest in November, Alexander pleaded guilty to grand larceny in Manhattan Supreme Court in March.

His wife, who is raising their two daughters in their Long Island home, filed for divorce after Alexander was arrested.

Judge Renee White told Alexander that if he came up with more than half of the $237,162 he stole, she would shorten his prison term to one to three years. He had faced up to 15 years in prison had he been convicted at trial.

Lady Sage's Web site features dozens of photographs of the stern, unsmiling ********** carrying a whip. She is seen in some pictures wearing a feathered boa over leather or with a metal-studded thong bikini in high-heeled boots.

She lists her services at $250 for the first hour and $200 for each additional hour. An eight-hour session costs $1,500 and 12 hours runs clients $2,000. Lady Sage also commands $1,000 a day in travel expenses if she has to beat a customer on his own turf.



I can only imagine what his stay in prison will be like when he accidentally slips and tells people what he embezzled the money for.
"Yeah, I stole money to pay for a woman to beat me for sexual arousal."

"You my *****."


Anyone else amused that CNN seems to be advertising for Lady Sage at the end?
#2 May 03 2006 at 8:33 AM Rating: Decent
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Now he can get beat for free. It's a win/win situation!
#3 May 03 2006 at 8:45 AM Rating: Decent
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She lists her services at $250 for the first hour and $200 for each additional hour. An eight-hour session costs $1,500 and 12 hours runs clients $2,000. Lady Sage also commands $1,000 a day in travel expenses if she has to beat a customer on his own turf.


Maybe he should have just chosen a cheaper fetish?
#4 May 03 2006 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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The true dominatrices that know how to make it come across as a great sexual fantasy as opposed to a somewhat sheepish silly scenario can command the highest prices.

However, I feel bad for the guy's wife and daughters. Just beyond embarrassing and mortifying for them.
#5 May 03 2006 at 11:43 AM Rating: Decent
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She isn't even hot.

It's SEMI NWS. She isn't nude in any picture from what I can tell, there is a lot of leather though.
#7 May 03 2006 at 12:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Ha! Well, as most people have covered it, his biggest fanatasy is about to come true. minus the shanking...
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#8 May 03 2006 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
Heh, I've met her before. (no not met (winknod) her, just met her


Could you amplify on this Angsty?
#10 May 03 2006 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
Heh, I've met her before. (no not met (winknod) her, just met her


Could you amplify on this Angsty?
Hard of hearing are you?

Here, I'll take care of it:

Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
Heh, I've met her before. (no not met (winknod) her, just met her


Better?
#11 May 03 2006 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
Heh, I've met her before. (no not met (winknod) her, just met her


Could you amplify on this Angsty?
Hard of hearing are you?

Here, I'll take care of it:

Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
Heh, I've met her before. (no not met (winknod) her, just met her


Better?


Nope. Would like the details please. As in was she wearing leather? Did she have a whip on her? Who did she have on a leash that night? Did you talk with her? Did it involve chains or ball gags?
#12 May 03 2006 at 12:58 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Nope. Would like the details please. As in was she wearing leather? Did she have a whip on her? Who did she have on a leash that night? Did you talk with her? Did it involve chains or ball gags?
Oh! You meant elaborate. My bad.
#13 May 03 2006 at 1:02 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Nope. Would like the details please. As in was she wearing leather? Did she have a whip on her? Who did she have on a leash that night? Did you talk with her? Did it involve chains or ball gags?
Oh! You meant elaborate. My bad.


Smiley: lol Guess amplify was a bad choice of wording on my end. My bad.
#14 May 03 2006 at 1:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dominatrices usually don't even sleep with the men, do they? I suppose for what they are supposed to pretend to be, being passably good-looking is good enough.
#16 May 03 2006 at 3:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:


...fetish ball...


Sorry, that's all I got out of that. Were there, like, displays and stuff?

Sorry, I know, I'm getting all immature, but S & M actually ties me up in stitches.
#17 May 04 2006 at 1:27 AM Rating: Decent
Rofl. There hasn't been a better time to use this acronym in quite a while. That's just priceless.
#18 May 04 2006 at 7:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Stupid reason #2

http://www.concordmonitor.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060504/REPOSITORY/605040368/1002/NEWS02


T
hieves who broke into a Lawrence man's home last month and made off with a safe were probably looking for money, jewelry or other valuables.

Instead, they found a series of DVDs and videotapes allegedly showing the safe's owner having sex with underage girls.

The DVDs and videotapes were turned over to police, who have charged the safe's owner with child rape and child pornography.

James Raboin, 42, a design engineer in Salem, N.H., was ordered held on $50,000 bail after pleading not guilty to three counts of rape of a child, indecent assault and battery, and possession of child pornography at his arraignment Monday in Lawrence District Court.

The police have identified two teenage victims on the recordings, a 14-year-old girl and a 15-year-old girl. Raboin apparently know both.


Oops.

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