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#27 May 02 2006 at 1:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Wheel of Fortune? Are you kidding me? That show is for morons who think Count Rushmore is the guy who put the faces on that mountain.
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#28 May 02 2006 at 1:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
Wheel of Fortune? Are you kidding me? That show is for morons who think Count Rushmore is the guy who put the faces on that mountain.


They were back to back! What the hell were we supposed to watch between the news and Jeopardy? This was back before Everybody Loves Raymond and Seinfeld were in 7pm rerun status. There wasn't anything else on then.

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#29 May 02 2006 at 1:46 PM Rating: Decent
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I'll "get your back" any time.

But yeah, that's about how it was. Alabama in the mid 80's was like a different planet.
#30 May 02 2006 at 1:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:

They were back to back! What the hell were we supposed to watch between the news and Jeopardy? This was back before Everybody Loves Raymond and Seinfeld were in 7pm rerun status. There wasn't anything else on then.

Nexa (who has Moe's back)


Yeah, I'm replying to my own post to point out that I used the word "back" four times just now and it no longer has any meaning.

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#31 May 02 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
I don't remember nearly any of it anymore. I also can't remember how to do college level algebra, and I hardly remember a word of French although I took it for three years.

C'est ne pas possible!


My french is a little rusty too, but doesn't 'ne' come before the verb? Like:

"Ce n'est pas possible!"

I'm just trying to figure out if I've still got any ounce of command of the language left.
#32 May 02 2006 at 3:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Chief would be disappointed, and you'd be out a personal computer prize package.

#33 May 02 2006 at 3:52 PM Rating: Decent
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The real problem is that we spend more f'ucking time learning about racial equality and the plight of the Indians on the Trail of Tears than anything of any use.

Quit playing touchy feely good liberal patty-cake and teach students what they need to know.
#34 May 02 2006 at 3:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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It seems like Americans poor geographic knowledge might stem from the public schools' concentration on more US centered history, and not quite getting into much detail over the years on places that didn't have much effect on the US.
With No Child Left Behind, expect it to get worse before it gets better. The federal educational standards* that students are tested on to keep school funding are based on math and literacy. Sciences and the humanities take a distant back seat in today's curriculum.
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Come to think of it, I have no idea what countries currently make up the African continent.
As I remember from grade school, it was: French West Africa, Anglo-Egyptian Sudan, the Belgian Congo, Abyssinia, Bechuanaland...

* Technically federally mandated, state set standards as there is no national testing but each state is required by federal law to design a standard test for its own use

Edited, Tue May 2 17:24:46 2006 by Jophiel
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#35 May 02 2006 at 4:10 PM Rating: Good
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Just more evidence that the US edjamakashun system is insular and inward looking.

No surprises there.

Can't speak for all of Europe of course, but in UK and continental European countries where I've studied and/or taught, world geography, politics and economics are a priority.
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#36 May 02 2006 at 4:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Quit playing touchy feely good liberal patty-cake and teach students what they need to know.


OOOO you mean like the big tough Intelligent Design. Got ya!

#37 May 02 2006 at 4:31 PM Rating: Decent
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This whole "Americans are sh*tty at geography" thing has been brought up a few times now, and I really don't see the big deal.

[honesty mode]

I think the real issue here is little brother syndrome. While y'all are busy being super powers, us Europeans are busy trying to remember what that was like. It is just conveniant to laugh at a lack of world knowledge and then feel all smug and superior in that way.

Us British for example like to point out, at great length and as often as we can, how large our empire was. However we are now not really all that significant. Dear lord that was hard to type!

Nexa is right. For the majority of Americans it is pretty irrelevant to know very much about the world outside their continent because invariably the USA is one side of most major international events anyway. Unfortunately this means that us Europeans have to learn an awful lot about your nation that we otherwise would be blissfully ignorant of. Meanwhile American television, music and commercial culture is being broadcast into our brains 24/7. That doesn't help the situation I am sure.Smiley: smile

[/honesty mode]

Dumbass Americans!!

Rule Britania, Britania rules the waves.......
#38 May 02 2006 at 4:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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The other thing is that the US is friggin huge. By the time I learned 50 states and their capitols and their motos and learned where all our major rivers, lakes, mountains, and national monuments and parks were...I had no more good brain room left for any other countries! People in the US tend to travel outside of the US alot less than people in other countries for the same reason...why bother? We have basically every climate and type of destination you could want without having to go through customs or apply for a passport. If you're from England or France or another small European country, chances are that you've probably had a school field trip that left the country for christ's sake. That doesn't happen here.

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#39 May 02 2006 at 4:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Meanwhile American television, music and commercial culture is being broadcast into our brains 24/7. That doesn't help the situation I am sure.


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#40 May 02 2006 at 4:51 PM Rating: Good
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#41 May 02 2006 at 4:52 PM Rating: Decent
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OOOO you mean like the big tough Intelligent Design. Got ya!


God, your a moran. I'm not even going to respond.
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#42 May 02 2006 at 4:54 PM Rating: Good
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Us British for example like to point out, at great length and as often as we can, how large our empire was. However we are now not really all that significant.

Traitor! To the tower with you!


Aeropig the Flatulent wrote:
Dumbass Americans!!

Rule Britania, Britania rules the waves.......
OK. You got it back.

Actually the fact that only a tiny proportion of Yanquis have passports explains a lot. If you're never going to get to see outside your own back yard, why worry about what your neighbours are really like.

Here in Europe we have ready opportunities to visit different cultures and appreciate that the rest of the world doesn't see everything as we do. Perhaps that's why we appear less eager to judge different cultures against our own standards.

(As opposed to wiping them out in recent centuries)
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#43 May 02 2006 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
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Aeropig the Flatulent wrote:
Meanwhile American television, music and commercial culture is being broadcast into our brains 24/7.
Good point.

Is it just me that resents the fact that almost all Belgian, Dutch, German and French youths speak fluent Hollywood American?

Nobby: Excuse me. Is there a hotel near here?
Dutch teenager: Fo shizzle dude! Jus' groove down by the Mall and hang a right by Mickey D's
Nobby: Smiley: oyvey
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#44 May 02 2006 at 5:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Actually the fact that only a tiny proportion of Yanquis have passports explains a lot. If you're never going to get to see outside your own back yard, why worry about what your neighbours are really like.

Here in Europe we have ready opportunities to visit different cultures and appreciate that the rest of the world doesn't see everything as we do. Perhaps that's why we appear less eager to judge different cultures against our own standards.


Part of the problem is that most foreigners don't really realize how big or diverse America actually is. 4000 miles from one end can keep your busy for a couple of lifetimes.
#45 May 02 2006 at 5:06 PM Rating: Decent
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God, your a moran.



God was taught in the American education system too?
#46 May 02 2006 at 5:09 PM Rating: Good
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I can't imagine being from a nation the size of a state.

Although wehn I was little; the surrounding states seemed almost as foreign to me as other countries (of which I had no concept of). Once I started to travel around this country from state to state you will find that each one really does have their own flavour. I'm sure you Brits can relate, being that you blokes can tell waht part of town a person is from by their accents. We have that a bit, but I think on a less drastic scale, which may have to do with population density.

But any other country to me seemed sooooo far away.. I'm from the central East Coast.. so. there is Canada WAY up North and Mexico WAY far South.... and I always knew that Spain was somewhere out there across that ocean....

In England I'd imagine that ya'll become sort of desensitized to that kind of international diversity. You have all of the differnt countries and cultures of the Continent right across the water... and RICH history on the very ground that you walk on everyday, and you can see your entire country is a few days drive... And while we in America no doubt share our own version of equal cultural diversity.. we always know in our hearts that it is still all just the United States.

To me areas like the Great Plains of the Midwest and Yellowstone and The Rockies and even Appalachia seem exotic to me... but it does not contain the same deep histories from the days and lands of my ancestors.. it is still all very wild and new and takes on it's own flavour. The feeling that I would get from seeing the North American Wilderness is not the same that I would get from seeing European cave-paintings and Arabian Deserts.
I am part Native though.


so.. yeah.. we're dumb.
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#47 May 02 2006 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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Once I started to travel around this country from state to state you will find that each one really does have their own flavour.

/nod. I dont know why it is, but everytime I cross the line to another state there seems to be shift of some sort, making it to be sifferent from my homestate, even if it's miniscule. I drive through New Hampshire all the time and I still get that shift of perception.
#48 May 02 2006 at 5:20 PM Rating: Decent
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[southpark]Blame Britania! Blame Britania![/southpark]

All we really need to know about are Canadia (cleaner than the US) and Mexico (dirtier than the US) and (for the time being) we don't necessarily need a passport to visit either.
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#49 May 02 2006 at 5:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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I really, really want to own a printed copy of the CIA World Factbook but I'm too lazy to download and print the entire 80meg file.

Supposedly it's available on the Government Printing Office's online bookstore but the site appears to be down so I can't check the price. Which I'm sure is obscene anyway.
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#50 May 02 2006 at 5:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby: Excuse me. Is there a hotel near here?
Dutch teenager: Fo shizzle dude! Jus' groove down by the Mall and hang a right by Mickey D's
Nobby:


LOL

God I hate the Dutch. Bunch of genetic freaks. How they can smoke the weed legally and still speak that many languages. All I can say is it must have something to do with proximity to all those French, while still being so close to the Germans. That is bound to cause some strange voodoo.
#51 May 02 2006 at 5:25 PM Rating: Decent
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With my last post I just realized that I am overly obsessed with American pop culture. Smiley: oyvey
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