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It's going to take me about 4 hours on the bus.
Nexa
In tribute to your suffering I'll walk and only get there about 220 minutes sooner than you.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
It's going to take me about 4 hours on the bus.
Nexa
In tribute to your suffering I'll walk and only get there about 220 minutes sooner than you.
Not suffering at all actually! I take Concord Trailways and they show a crap movie and give me pretzels and water! I'm kinda excited actually (I don't get out much).
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Lady DSD wrote:
and then the multitude of threads afterwards to rub in how cool it was, and how much those who didnt come missed out on.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Have fun everyone!!
Wish i could go but saving for a house>flying cross country to get drunk and have a good time.
One request though.
I would like a befor and after group shot with everyone sitting around a table with Tequilla (Patrone or better) shots infront of them.
C'monn yall know you wanna do it!!
Wish i could go but saving for a house>flying cross country to get drunk and have a good time.
One request though.
I would like a befor and after group shot with everyone sitting around a table with Tequilla (Patrone or better) shots infront of them.
C'monn yall know you wanna do it!!
no tequilla for me. Rule number 1. That is unless you have a TASER nearby.
Kelvyquayo wrote:
no tequilla for me. Rule number 1. That is unless you have a TASER nearby.
bah... one shot to start the night off then follow it with beer.
good to go!
Some things I have done on Tequilla:
-During house party, single handedly knocked all CDs off of rack (100s) for no reason.
-Same party, knocking over the stereo system and kicking it around
-Push people against walls for no reason and laugh
-Threaten people with bodily harm for expressing concern for me
-Wandered alone though the worst crack-neighborhoods looking for a fight
-Kick down fences
-Kick dogs
-Shout obsenities at random people at the top of my lungs from 5 feet away
-Jump on top of random parked cars and shouting obsenities at passers-by
-During house party, single handedly knocked all CDs off of rack (100s) for no reason.
-Same party, knocking over the stereo system and kicking it around
-Push people against walls for no reason and laugh
-Threaten people with bodily harm for expressing concern for me
-Wandered alone though the worst crack-neighborhoods looking for a fight
-Kick down fences
-Kick dogs
-Shout obsenities at random people at the top of my lungs from 5 feet away
-Jump on top of random parked cars and shouting obsenities at passers-by
Kelvy I will personally make sur eyou do not have any tequilla while in Boston. Because I hate violent drunks. And I will personally kick your lily white as[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]s to kingdom come if you become a violent drunk.
Just a friendly warning from your loving DSD
Just a friendly warning from your loving DSD
I'm not a violent drunk, just a violent tequilla drinker. Although, some of my drunken dance moves may be concidered some form of violence
You can also take comfort that my alchohol tolerance is so low these days that I would probably pass out long before I get a chance to do anything too stupid.
I drink about once every 4 months or so, if even that.
Edited, Wed May 3 20:33:24 2006 by Kelvyquayo
You can also take comfort that my alchohol tolerance is so low these days that I would probably pass out long before I get a chance to do anything too stupid.
I drink about once every 4 months or so, if even that.
Edited, Wed May 3 20:33:24 2006 by Kelvyquayo
ALSO
I have decided to spare the lot of you and NOT bring a guitar.
although I may bring a Jew's harp or a harmonica.. or both..
I have decided to spare the lot of you and NOT bring a guitar.
although I may bring a Jew's harp or a harmonica.. or both..
Quote:
Some things I have done on Tequilla:
-During house party, single handedly knocked all CDs off of rack (100s) for no reason.
-Same party, knocking over the stereo system and kicking it around
-Push people against walls for no reason and laugh
-Threaten people with bodily harm for expressing concern for me
-Wandered alone though the worst crack-neighborhoods looking for a fight
-Kick down fences
-Kick dogs
-Shout obsenities at random people at the top of my lungs from 5 feet away
-Jump on top of random parked cars and shouting obsenities at passers-by
-During house party, single handedly knocked all CDs off of rack (100s) for no reason.
-Same party, knocking over the stereo system and kicking it around
-Push people against walls for no reason and laugh
-Threaten people with bodily harm for expressing concern for me
-Wandered alone though the worst crack-neighborhoods looking for a fight
-Kick down fences
-Kick dogs
-Shout obsenities at random people at the top of my lungs from 5 feet away
-Jump on top of random parked cars and shouting obsenities at passers-by
So it was a regular Tuesday again huh Kelvy?
Tuesday is Wednesday.
You're a tool 
Have fun in Boston 
Have fun in Boston 
Kelvyquayo wrote:
no tequilla for me. Rule number 1. That is unless you have a TASER nearby.
So no body shots?
Oh right, I'm not 21 anymore.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I'm available for body shots. It'll save me the hassle of showering that day.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I'm available for body shots. It'll save me the hassle of showering that day.
My new goal for this trip is now to get Exo drunk enough to do body shots off of Joph, with pics.
Edit: Are there any good drinks that include belly-button lint as an ingredient?
Edited, Thu May 4 14:26:29 2006 by Jacobsdeception
Nexa wrote:
So no body shots?
Nexa
.....
........
be still, my beating heart..
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Edit: Are there any good drinks that include belly-button lint as an ingredient?
Fuzzy Navel?
Barkingturtle wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Edit: Are there any good drinks that include belly-button lint as an ingredient?
Fuzzy Navel?
It's a hairy navel.
I kill me.
BTW, Danalog,
We have about 16 hours of road-time together. I trust that you're just dying to hear all about my new unified field theory
We have about 16 hours of road-time together. I trust that you're just dying to hear all about my new unified field theory
Dana, Ill buy you whatever it is that gets you drunk the moment I see you if Kelvy does that to you
by the way, arent you two coming from Baltimore? Thats only a 6 hour drive, not 16 
I think that he meant total, because I think they're planning on it being 8 hours each way with traffic and whatnot.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
According to Mapquest it's 8 hours each way...
although I KNOW I've made it there in less time before.. Who the hell does the speed limit?
although I KNOW I've made it there in less time before.. Who the hell does the speed limit?
they could do it in 10 total with traffic if they knew how to drive properly 
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