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Anxiety.
Lots and lots of Anxiety.
First Flight Ever: Check
First flight, eh? Just a small word of advice, make sure you go to the bathroom before you get on the plane. Once you are in the air the reduced cabin pressure will make you **** yourself. I see it all the time, it's funny as hell.
Also, make sure you drink a lot of booze so you don't get Deep Vein Thrombosis, which could cause a blood clot that might travel to your brain and kill you. Doing jumping jacks and push-ups once you reach cruising altitude should help with this as well.
Finally, if a terrorist releases a sack full o' snakes, your only option at that point is to pray to god that Sam is on the plane with you.
Edited, Tue May 2 11:18:47 2006 by Jacobsdeception