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#27 May 02 2006 at 1:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Also, as a rock-solid rule, people that own ferrets have the STINKIEST feet. Not sure why, but there it is.




Some people own ferrets.

Some people have stinkest feets.

People who own ferrets =/= people have stinkest feets.

Thank you for your keeping your rampant generalizations and raging serotypes to yourself.
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#28 May 02 2006 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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Molish wrote:
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Also, as a rock-solid rule, people that own ferrets have the STINKIEST feet. Not sure why, but there it is.




Some people own ferrets.

Some people have stinkest feets.

Yeah, it comes from petting their stinky ferrets with them.
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#29 May 02 2006 at 2:21 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Molish wrote:
post padding FTW

The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Also, as a rock-solid rule, people that own ferrets have the STINKIEST feet. Not sure why, but there it is.




Some people own ferrets.

Some people have stinkest feets.

Yeah, it comes from petting their stinky ferrets with them.


Of this, I cannot refute.
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#30 May 02 2006 at 2:29 PM Rating: Default
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Molish wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Molish wrote:
post padding FTW

The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Also, as a rock-solid rule, people that own ferrets have the STINKIEST feet. Not sure why, but there it is.




Some people own ferrets.

Some people have stinky farts.

Yeah, it comes from felching with their stinky ferrets.


Of this, I cannot refute.


FTFY.
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#31 May 02 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Molish wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Molish wrote:
post padding FTW

The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Also, as a rock-solid rule, people that own ferrets have the STINKIEST feet. Not sure why, but there it is.




Some people own ferrets.

Some people have stinky farts.

Yeah, it comes from felching with their stinky ferrets.


Of this, I cannot refute.


FTFY.


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I know there are gonna be a lot of FTFY’s out of this. (Epically the snuggling part. I’d imagine something along the lines of sexist remarks about men, or references to my ***** size in relation to ferret orifices.) So fire away.


So, when they changin' yer name to "Elderon the Predictable?"
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#32 May 02 2006 at 2:42 PM Rating: Default
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I know there are gonna be a lot of FTFY’s out of this. (Epically the snuggling part. I’d imagine something along the lines of sexist remarks about men, or references to my ***** size in relation to ferret orifices.) So fire away.

Do you even read what you write before you reference it?

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So, when they changin' yer name to "Elderon the Predictable?"
The same day you become a poster that is worth more than a skip over. Hell, becoming a poster that I notice enough to constantly rate down would be a step up. Now be a good boy and go play with your stink weasel. And by stink weasel, I do not mean the ***** you just pulled out of your ***.
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#33 May 02 2006 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Also, as a rock-solid rule, people that own ferrets have the STINKIEST feet. Not sure why, but there it is.

I can corroborate this.

My girlfriend used to have pet ferrets in her old apartment, and her feet do smell hideously bad. So bad, in fact, that in *my* old place, when she stayed over I would fill her sneakers with foot powder and toss them out into the hall, and the whole second floor would still smell like her rancid feet.
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#34 May 02 2006 at 2:51 PM Rating: Decent
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More on topic...I don' tmind ferrets so much - I've lived for a bit with some as pets - but I would actually prefer a Ferrell extermination.
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#35 May 02 2006 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
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One question. Where is the love for the Marmets? Smiley: disappointed
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#36 May 02 2006 at 2:53 PM Rating: Decent
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...I would fill her sneakers with foot powder and toss them out into the hall, and the whole second floor would still smell like her rancid feet.
Try spaying them with water boiled with peach and onion. That or febreeze. Smiley: grin
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#37 May 02 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Decent
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I know there are gonna be a lot of FTFY’s out of this. (Epically the snuggling part. I’d imagine something along the lines of sexist remarks about men, or references to my ***** size in relation to ferret orifices.) So fire away.

Do you even read what you write before you reference it?


I stop to read what I type about as much as you make up new words.

Hey, I'll be the first to admit it ain't that much.

I ASSUMED that you meant something sexual with your made-up word. *** on me for ASSUMING your made up word actually meant anything at all.

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So, when they changin' yer name to "Elderon the Predictable?"
The same day you become a poster that is worth more than a skip over. Hell, becoming a poster that I notice enough to constantly rate down would be a step up. Now be a good boy and go play with your stink weasel. And by stink weasel, I do not mean the ***** you just pulled out of your ***.


Awe, isn't it cute to see how much you don't care about me by taking the time to respond to me and write all those purrdy things? I must be worth something, because you obviously didn't skip me over. I feel special.






Edited, Tue May 2 16:06:00 2006 by Molish
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#38 May 02 2006 at 3:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Felching

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Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of ******.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.

Molish went to the pet shop for some felching supplies
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#39 May 02 2006 at 3:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
Felching

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Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of ******.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.

Molish went to the pet shop for some felching supplies


Dude.... the mere fact that you know so much about this makes me wonder how well the humane society must know you by now.

I mean, come on. I expect Aegis to have the how-to library on animal sex on hardcover and DVD, but this looks a lot like a sad case of projection to me.

EDIT: And secondly, you're one ignorant fu[red][/red]ck if you think urbandictionary.com is a valid references to the English language. Been bobbing for them Alabama black sake a lot lately? Wanna talk "cool" like them now?

Edited, Tue May 2 16:13:31 2006 by Molish
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#40 May 02 2006 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Very weak sauce. -4/10 Smiley: disappointed


You lose at teh interwebs.
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#41 May 02 2006 at 3:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Very weak sauce. -4/10 Smiley: disappointed


You lose at teh interwebs.


Ahh yes, because the person I'm bantering with is the PERFECT judge of my trolling.

I luv u to eldy.


And since I'm at work, I'll just not be clicking on that link.

Summ3rize plz!11oneKKThXBye!11oneoen

The fact that you keep "magically" find more and more of this stuff is not helping your case at all. Couple of Gig's set aside for it, maybe? I knew you were projecting.
Call me later *huggles*
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#42 May 02 2006 at 3:35 PM Rating: Decent
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So let me get this straight.. A story that is widely known on the internet and was even a sound bite used on many radio stations, obviously is just "darkie speak". Clearly, a widely accepted definition of a word you have yet to learn because you have yet to lose your fu[/Aqua]cking cherry to anything besides your stink weasel, it makes everyone else ignorant as opposed to your uneducated ***?

If you would like to learn more about the wonderful world of bizarre and extreme sex, you are going to have to stop spanking it to pictures of your mom in her granny panties and pull your head out of your ***. Take it slow though or you will blow your wad before you get out of the gates. I think S&M would be more your speed. You seem to like getting whipped.

Good luck on getting that cherry popped!

PS. Here is another cite for fleching; or is wikipedia just 'darkie talk' too.


Fuc[Aquamarine]king kids.


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#43 May 02 2006 at 4:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
So let me get this straight.. A story that is widely known on the internet and was even a sound bite used on many radio stations, obviously is just "darkie speak".


No, quoteing from urbandictionary.com is "darkie speak."

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Clearly, a widely accepted definition of a word you have yet to learn because you have yet to lose your fu[/Aqua]cking cherry to anything besides your stink weasel, it makes everyone else ignorant as opposed to your uneducated ***?


Widely known mostly by beastialists everywhere. Humm... and why do you have such a good grasp on it's meaning on functionality again? You avatar speaks volumes right now...

And is that whole Cherry poppin' thing an offer? Cuz your just my type there short, retarded, and stupid.

Elderon the Wise wrote:
If you would like to learn more about the wonderful world of bizarre and extreme sex, you are going to have to stop spanking it to pictures of your mom in her granny panties and pull your head out of your ***. Take it slow though or you will blow your wad before you get out of the gates. I think S&M would be more your speed. You seem to like getting whipped.

Good luck on getting that cherry popped!

PS. Here is another cite for fleching; or is wikipedia just 'darkie talk' too.


Fuc[Aquamarine]king kids.


So your advising I learn more about your culture and history of your people? I've always had an open mind, but I think most frown on that kinda relationship with animals now adays.

And my grandma is fu[/red]cking hot, so I can't help that.

Fu[red]cking Bigots...

Edited, Tue May 2 17:35:30 2006 by Molish

Edited, Tue May 2 17:31:16 2006 by Molish
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#44 May 02 2006 at 9:36 PM Rating: Good
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I got a ferret as a birthday pet from my roomie at our first apartment.

She was still a young thing. She was very cute and funny and cuddly. Unfortunately I had no idea how to take care of a ferret and I made my friend return it to the pet store after about a week. Nowadays of course information is much easier to come by.

I did learn, however, that the more often one bathes a ferret, the stronger they smell. Bathing stimulates their funk emitting glands. Their musk glands can be surgically removed though.

And my feet aren't smelly.
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#45 May 02 2006 at 9:39 PM Rating: Good
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And my feet aren't smelly.


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#46 May 02 2006 at 9:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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My friend owns ferrets. They probably aren't the most worthless common mammalian pet but they have to rank up there. Annoying, foul smelling, spastic beasts.

I'm sure the native ones are good at killing prairie dogs though.
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They kill a lot of vermin. That's why they're good to have in the wild.
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#48 May 02 2006 at 10:12 PM Rating: Good
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I did learn, however, that the more often one bathes a ferret, the stronger they smell. Bathing stimulates their funk emitting glands. Their musk glands can be surgically removed though.



Weird. I had 2 ferrets and would dry bathe them twice a week and I didnt have a problem with their musk.
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#49 May 02 2006 at 10:20 PM Rating: Good
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Exactly my point. You shouldn't have to bathe a furry animal twice a week. Their fur and skin were not built for it.
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