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Wyoming Plans Another Ferret Release

Another ferret release?

You killed it. That's where you're supposed to italicize the question mark.

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Only if you're a fat as[/Darkcyan]s that can't get no pus[Darkcyan]sy like Codyy.

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Goddamnit do I hate ferrets. Even lloking at that picture makes me want to grab that thing by the neck and bash its head against a rock.

awww I like ferrets. They have a musky scent that can be overwhelming if you dont bathe them frequently, but theyre personalities are so cute. They do steal your shiny stuff though

Ferrets do seem a little freaky looking at times. Beady eyes.

Wyoming probably wants to just sneak in a few genetically engineered man-eating ferrets into the general population in order to lay the ground work for their coup.

Stink weasels sure make for some good eatin's. Yip.

They have always fascinated me. A ferret is an animal that knows no fear. Its ferocity and survival instincts are rivaled by no other animal I have dealt with. I've seen them easily kill rabbits, rats (large ones. Not NY City rats, but river rats), ducks, and even smaller dogs with their teeth and claws. They know to go right for the throat of their prey and bleed it to death.

They are intelligent. Sharp, ever so curious, and smart. I've trained mine to find lost remote controls for my TV, my keys, and other objects. They love to find new things, and are explorers at heart.

As well, they are the most loving and playful animals I have ever had. We have had small children here who can be WAY too ruff with them, yet they have never bitten a human. They love to run and play, explore, and steal shiny things. They are cuddly, and snuggle with people. The way they hop funny and play always make me laugh my *** off.

I know there are gonna be a lot of FTFY’s out of this. (Epically the snuggling part. I’d imagine something along the lines of sexist remarks about men, or references to my ***** size in relation to ferret orifices.) So fire away.

Yea, fu[red][/red]ck you guys. I got a soft spot for the fuzzy lil' bastages.

My Fairmadillo told me to stab you.