spending at least $1000.
I am doing my part to make sure that no one really notices anything different. I encourage you all to do the same.
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Calf implants, eh?
Buy me a decent breakfast burrito.
Ive decided to treat myself to a birthday spree. While I hate shopping with a passion, there are a couple of outfits Ive put together in my mind that I want to get.
Err.. DsD.. I dont think you need that sexy lingeree now.
NephthysWanderer wrote:
spending at least $1000.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Err.. DsD.. I dont think you need that sexy lingeree now.
you have no idea what youre talking about sweetie.
The first trimester women tend to get very horny and I am one of them
Lady DSD wrote:
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Err.. DsD.. I dont think you need that sexy lingeree now.
you have no idea what youre talking about sweetie.
The first trimester women tend to get very horny and I am one of them
I hear they are also very sexy during pregnancy. Which negates the use of lingerie when you could be spending the money on sex toys. Sexy naked prego woman with warming oils, body paint and
stilletos > sexy lingerie I'd think.
stilletos > sexy lingerie I'd think.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
NephthysWanderer wrote:
spending at least $1000.
Probably killed someone with his overwhelming cuteness. That child is adorable.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I knew Katie did ***** shows.
Btw Moe.. I thank you for the order of the "Strap on 3000". I hope you enjoy the use of that and the free lube I threw in. Expect your pacage in 7 to 10 days.
What can I say? Letting a woman give it to me in the *** is so much less gay than letting a man.
So you didnt want me to send the "Special Affair" pack to Neph?
I'll be spending money today, because I have some shoes on hold.
NephthysWanderer wrote:
spending at least $1000.
I am doing my part to make sure that no one really notices anything different. I encourage you all to do the same
I am doing my part to make sure that no one really notices anything different. I encourage you all to do the same
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'm doing my part. My wife made me write a check for a new living room set.
I started comparison shopping for a plasma widescreen tv this weekend. I actually spent a day or two comparing models before sticker shock set in. It's hard to justify a two grand outlay for a nice set if you don't actually watch television.
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It's hard to justify a two grand outlay for a nice set if you don't actually watch television.
nah, just remember how cool you'll feel when you are watching movies on it with your surround sound home theatre system booming on every explosion.
Good bass does set my nipples to tingling, and I admit a certain loathing for the black bars on widescreen films.. but 2k is still above my impulse buy limit. :)
Well, this morning I got a PowerAde, large yellow pepper (making mild chili for my gf this evening) and a package of garbage bags.
There's my contribution!
There's my contribution!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I'm worried that the large number of Latinas walking the streets downtown is going to make it more difficult to discern who is and who is not "working". You know, "open" for business.
I'm afraid the two new CD's I want to buy don't come out till tomorrow. So no purchases for me today.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Barkingturtle wrote:
I'm worried that the large number of Latinas walking the streets downtown is going to make it more difficult to discern who is and who is not "working". You know, "open" for business.
Badum-ching!
$950 in gas, moving truck rental(s) and milage, as well as first month's rent in the new place.
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$950 in gas, moving truck rental(s) and milage, as well as first month's rent in the new place
Neph popped down a grand and I beat you both combined. Psshh. No cookie for j00!
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