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#1 May 01 2006 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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When you try to get it, you rarely do.

When you dont pay attention or dont want it, you usually get it.

It's always different and alway unique even if you had it before.

You can get it more than once.

Girls get it.

Guys dont get it but they "get it" by associating with girls.

I had it and just got it again.

Tare and Nexa have had it.

Joph "had it"

Flea hasnt gotten it yet.

Neph "had it"

Nadenus had it twice.

What is it?

And for you who were already given the answer dont say anything and let others take a stab at it.

#2 May 01 2006 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Pregnant?

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#3 May 01 2006 at 9:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pregnant!

Or crabs...
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#4 May 01 2006 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Or crabs...


Nadenu's had it twwwwiiiiice!!!
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#5 May 01 2006 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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A Genital Wart in the shape of St Francis of Assissi?
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#6 May 01 2006 at 9:38 AM Rating: Decent
The first thought that came to mind was also preggers.
#7 May 01 2006 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good
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A signed Terry Pratchett book in a bottle?

Have I won yet?
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#8 May 01 2006 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good
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The answer is Buttsecks!
#9 May 01 2006 at 9:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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I had it and just got it again.


So what you're telling us is that congratulations are in order?
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#10 May 01 2006 at 9:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
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I had it and just got it again.
So what you're telling us is that congratulations are in order?
If so, Elderon's chances for a drunken tryst in Boston just went down dramatically.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#11 May 01 2006 at 9:45 AM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
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I had it and just got it again.
So what you're telling us is that congratulations are in order?
If so, Elderon's chances for a drunken tryst in Boston just went down dramatically.
Smiley: frown

It's too bad that alcohol doesn't mix with the preggers. I heart pregnant sex. (Can't get a pregnant woman pregnant.) Smiley: sly
#12 May 01 2006 at 9:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
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I had it and just got it again.
So what you're telling us is that congratulations are in order?
If so, Elderon's chances for a drunken tryst in Boston just went down dramatically.


Why? Not like he's looking at a post-party paternity payout.
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#13 May 01 2006 at 9:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
It's too bad that alcohol doesn't mix with the preggers.
Spoken like a man who has never met Codyy's mom.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#14 May 01 2006 at 9:48 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
It's too bad that alcohol doesn't mix with the preggers.
Spoken like a man who has never met Codyy's mom.


Uh-oh, there'll be a flurry of activity in their journals now.

That Jophiel is so mean!
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#15 May 01 2006 at 9:49 AM Rating: Decent
More riddles please!
#16 May 01 2006 at 9:49 AM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
It's too bad that alcohol doesn't mix with the preggers.
Spoken like a man who has never met Codyy's mom.
I'd never wish anything that cruel upon any child. Call me a philanthropist of sorts.
#17 May 01 2006 at 9:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lady DSD wrote:
When you try to get it, you rarely do.

When you dont pay attention or dont want it, you usually get it.

It's always different and alway unique even if you had it before.

You can get it more than once.

Girls get it.

Guys dont get it but they "get it" by associating with girls.

I had it and just got it again.

Tare and Nexa have had it.

Joph "had it"

Flea hasnt gotten it yet.

Neph "had it"

Nadenus had it twice.

What is it?

And for you who were already given the answer dont say anything and let others take a stab at it.


Look, when I sold you the dime bag and told you not to tell anyone, this still counts.

Nexa
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#18 May 01 2006 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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Looks like I need to start working on my riddle making. Too easy.

Yup, I found out on Friday that DSD baby #2 is on its way. I have no idea on a definite due date but consensus looks like it should be around December sometime. I have to have an ultrasound in a few weeks to get a better idea of how far along I am. Of course the last two months have been so hectic for my family I didnt keep track of things. But thats how it always goes.
#19 May 01 2006 at 9:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations again hon, I'm really happy for you!

Nexa
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#20 May 01 2006 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
Congratulations on your gestation DSD!
#21 May 01 2006 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
Way to Go Mr. DSD's lil' swimmers!!

#22 May 01 2006 at 10:05 AM Rating: Decent
Congradulations! I'm so happy for you! Tell Mr. DsD I said congrads! What's your little one think of being a big brother?
#23 May 01 2006 at 10:09 AM Rating: Good
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Little one isnt going to find out until I start showing more. The concept of waiting for 9+ months will make him way too anxious and I want to delay the "wheres my baby wheres my baby wheres my baby" mantra as long as possible. He's been asking for a sibling for 2 years now nonstop. Thats good, cause I know its not a phase and he really wants a sibling. I even tried scaring him out of it over the years telling him that babies scream, cry, drool, have dirty diapers, will steal and eat his toys, but hes always had an aswer for those and still wants a baby. If I tell him now, Ill have 9 months of hell listening to him whining that its taking too long Smiley: laugh
#24 May 01 2006 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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Yay DSD!

Yay!

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#25 May 01 2006 at 10:12 AM Rating: Decent
Awww thats so sweet. lol.
#26 May 01 2006 at 10:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Most places won't let you take pictures/video of the actual ultrasound itself, but you should totally bring him and record his reaction to seeing the baby. It would be a riot.

Nexa
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