the outside ******** starts today!
Happy Beltane you fuc[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]kers
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Happy Birthday DSD!!!
Looking old there beeotch 
Oh, and
"Pinch, Punch, First of the Month"
/runs away
Oh, and
"Pinch, Punch, First of the Month"
/runs away
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Looking old there beeotch
Oh, and
"Pinch, Punch, First of the Month"
/runs away
Oh, and
"Pinch, Punch, First of the Month"
/runs away
Great. Now I have this stuck in my head:
Fin to creep to the pad 'cause mom's got the grub on the grill. If we got the food(ooh), you know it's the first of the month, and my *****, we chills for real.
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, it's the first of the month,
so get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, cash your checks and come on.
I ******* HATE Bone-Thugz-n-Harmony.Happy Birthday Meiune!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Is it your birthday? Well, many Happy Returns! 
If it ain't the immigrants, it's the pagans... 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Happy Birthday DSD!
Due to the lack of a birthday cake smiley, here's a
and a 
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Due to the lack of a birthday cake smiley, here's a
and a 
.10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
thanks for the well wishes guys. I was woken up this morning by the little one jumping on my bed singing happy birthday full volume. It's cuter cause hes tone deaf. He didnt stop singing until I just now dropped him off at school. Unfortunately no outside orgy for me today though. It's still too damn cold. Now if I were already in NC it would have been another story
Nexa wrote:
Happy May Day and Happy Bday DSD!
TheHistoryChannelonmyBirthday wrote:
1844 Mormon leader killed by mob
Joseph Smith, the founder and leader of the Mormon religion, is murdered along with his brother Hyrum when an anti-Mormon mob breaks into a jail where they are being held in Carthage, Illinois.
Joseph Smith, the founder and leader of the Mormon religion, is murdered along with his brother Hyrum when an anti-Mormon mob breaks into a jail where they are being held in Carthage, Illinois.
take that Mormons!
Happy Birthday DsD!
If you're not having any orgies are you at least going to dance around the manpole,...ermmm..., I mean Maypole?
If you're not having any orgies are you at least going to dance around the manpole,...ermmm..., I mean Maypole?
Lady DSD wrote:
It's still too damn cold. Now if I were already in NC it would have been another story
If it makes you feel better, it's quite cool here just now. It's only about 55 right now.
So, Happy Birfday.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
ok Tare that made me feel better. Its 58 here.
So get outside and start dancing naked. No excuses!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
bbbbut its still freaking cold!!! Cant I stay inside and drink my coffee? Besides the Mr is at work right now and an orgy isnt fun when its an orgy of 1
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So get outside and start dancing naked. No excuses!
picsplzkkthxla!
I have dedicated my first May-erection on this first day of the Light-half of the year to you May we all dance around it merrily!
С Ðовым годом!
May we all dance around it merrily! С Ðовым годом!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Happy B-day!
Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! 
Kelvyquayo wrote:
I have dedicated my first May-erection on this first day of the Light-half of the year to you May we all dance around it merrily!
С Ðовым годом!
May we all dance around it merrily! С Ðовым годом!
Lady DSD wrote:
bbbbut its still freaking cold!!! Cant I stay inside and drink my coffee? Besides the Mr is at work right now and an orgy isnt fun when its an orgy of 1
Happy birthday DSD! If it's cold, pretend it's just ice cubes on your body and an orgy of 1 can be fun if you use BOTH hands!
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