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#1 Apr 29 2006 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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Well, some of us. . .

Keef! Keef! He fell ou' of a tree innit!


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Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has been taken to hospital in New Zealand after injuring himself while on holiday in Fiji.

A band spokeswoman said Richards had suffered a "mild concussion" and was taken to hospital as a precaution.

Media reports in Australia and New Zealand said Richards had hurt his head when he fell out of a palm tree.


His condition is now described as "Off his fu[Azure][/Azure]ckin' tits", so. . . back to normal then.

Still, better than falling out the window of a NYC apartment. . .
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#2 Apr 29 2006 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
Q: Do you know what it means if there is drool coming out of both corners of Keith Richards' mouth?
A: The stage is level!!


Shamelessly googled.


But yeah, Keith should just stop.
#3 Apr 29 2006 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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Keith should just stop.


nonsense
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#4 Apr 29 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Decent
What the hell was an old man like him doing in a palm tree?
#5 Apr 29 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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TheDraaken wrote:
What the hell was an old man like him doing in a palm tree?


falling out apparently
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#6 Apr 29 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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TheDraaken wrote:
What the hell was an old man like him doing in a palm tree?
P'raps because he's spent the last 40 years "Out of his tree"?

B'rrum-bum-splat
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#7 Apr 29 2006 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe he thought he was a Monkee?
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#8 Apr 29 2006 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
An old one...

"We've secretly replaced Keith Richards blood with a solution of heroin.

Let's see if he can tell the difference."
#9 Apr 29 2006 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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The most frightening thing about heroin isn't that it can kill you..

It's that it can turn you into Keith Richards.
#10 Apr 29 2006 at 4:23 PM Rating: Good
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In your case, Nobby, the operative word being "seminal." Just sayin'.

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#11 Apr 29 2006 at 4:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
TheDraaken wrote:
What the hell was an old man like him doing in a palm tree?
P'raps because he's spent the last 40 years "Out of his tree"?

That was actually the CNN headline. Smiley: rolleyes
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#12 Apr 29 2006 at 4:30 PM Rating: Decent
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"Keith Richards, intimating that kids should not do drugs? We can't do any, Keith, you already did them all! We have to wait till you die and smoke your ashes!"
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#13 Apr 29 2006 at 4:34 PM Rating: Decent
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A band spokeswoman said Richards had suffered a "mild concussion"


How could they tell?

#14 Apr 29 2006 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
In your case, Nobby, the operative word being "seminal."
I love you, and I want to have your babies. (On toast, with a bearnaise sauce)
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#15 Apr 29 2006 at 4:54 PM Rating: Decent
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(On toast, with a bearnaise sauce)


You should try them roasted with a side of cheesy mashed potatos.
#16 Apr 29 2006 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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TheDraaken wrote:


You should try them roasted with a side of cheesy mashed potatos.
Fu[Azure][/Azure]cking Philistine.
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#17 Apr 29 2006 at 5:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Totem wrote:
In your case, Nobby, the operative word being "semenal." Just sayin'.

Huh huhhuhuh huhuh huhuh huhuh you said "*****"!
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#18 Apr 29 2006 at 5:15 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:

Huh huhhuhuh huhuh huhuh huhuh you said "*****"!
Oh, come come.
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#19 Apr 29 2006 at 5:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
Debalic wrote:

Huh huhhuhuh huhuh huhuh huhuh you said "*****"!
Oh, come come.

Twice in a row? Are you sure you're not at least part female?
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