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Everything!
Your death by alcohol poisoning about now would make me smile.
Totem
Totem
If ever there was a chance Totem, it would be tonight. 
Morning sunshine!
Still feeling the same about teh alcohol?
Still feeling the same about teh alcohol?
I was delighted the other day to see "Heineken Light" in the grocery store, since I love me a Euro beer and light beer is always best when you're over 30 like me. 
Anyway, I can't even say it tastes like sh[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]it because that would imply that it had some flavor of any kind. Don't try it, just take my word for it.
Anyway, I can't even say it tastes like sh[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]it because that would imply that it had some flavor of any kind. Don't try it, just take my word for it.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Vodka ftw.
Even though I have none now.
Even though I have none now.
Yay for toxins!
Rum + Hawaiian Punch 
Do you put a little umbrella in your glass too, Nancy?
Totem
Totem
My physician actually advised that I should have a glass of wine every day to help my cholesterol. Imagine my pleasure when I discovered the size of the glasses that stuff comes in.
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Imagine my pleasure when I discovered the size of the glasses that stuff comes in.
Aegis wrote:
Morning sunshine!
Still feeling the same about teh alcohol?
Still feeling the same about teh alcohol?
In a word, no. As my very late posting probably indicates. Funny how it never seems worth it the day after, yet we always rush out to do it again.
allenjj wrote:
In a word, no. As my very late posting probably indicates. Funny how it never seems worth it the day after, yet we always rush out to do it again.
And suddenly I have Bill Cosby's Himself running through my mind.
Now you're done [puking] and you find yourself TALKING to the toilet bowl.
"Thank you, Mr. Toilet Bowl, for being so cool on the side..."
...and this is called 'having a good time'.
Edited, Sun Apr 30 02:20:16 2006 by Ambrya
Yeah, I just got back from walking a couple drunk, emotional and melodramatic girls home. That's not a fun aspect of booze, either. At least we didn't get picked up by the police...
I was also drunk last night, so much so that I couldn't seem to turn on my computer. Don't fret though; you'll get one of my signiture drunken posts in the near future.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I was fairly sober last night, expecting to drive home at any time, and I ended up walking this girl home, and it took AN HOUR!
Not that where she lived was an hour away from where we were partying, but she was so wasted she couldn't actually walk on her own.
I had a major crush on her for the past two weeks, so it was quite possibly the most fun time I've had in college (cause I got to make out with her for 2 hours before I walked her home, then periodically WHILE I was walking her home).
And now, I'm writing to all of you, completely smashed off my ***, but amazingly still "of the right mind" enough to type in the correct fashion and spell most, if not all, words correctly.
...
Man I really want to call her and "see what's up" right now...
Not that where she lived was an hour away from where we were partying, but she was so wasted she couldn't actually walk on her own.
I had a major crush on her for the past two weeks, so it was quite possibly the most fun time I've had in college (cause I got to make out with her for 2 hours before I walked her home, then periodically WHILE I was walking her home).
And now, I'm writing to all of you, completely smashed off my ***, but amazingly still "of the right mind" enough to type in the correct fashion and spell most, if not all, words correctly.
...
Man I really want to call her and "see what's up" right now...
Roller the Charming wrote:
I was fairly sober last night, expecting to drive home at any time, and I ended up walking this girl home, and it took AN HOUR!
Not that where she lived was an hour away from where we were partying, but she was so wasted she couldn't actually walk on her own.
I had a major crush on her for the past two weeks, so it was quite possibly the most fun time I've had in college (cause I got to make out with her for 2 hours before I walked her home, then periodically WHILE I was walking her home).
And now, I'm writing to all of you, completely smashed off my ***, but amazingly still "of the right mind" enough to type in the correct fashion and spell most, if not all, words correctly.
Not that where she lived was an hour away from where we were partying, but she was so wasted she couldn't actually walk on her own.
I had a major crush on her for the past two weeks, so it was quite possibly the most fun time I've had in college (cause I got to make out with her for 2 hours before I walked her home, then periodically WHILE I was walking her home).
And now, I'm writing to all of you, completely smashed off my ***, but amazingly still "of the right mind" enough to type in the correct fashion and spell most, if not all, words correctly.
So, you met this girl two weeks ago, thought she was hot, and then made out with her for several hours while she was drunk beyond the capacity to walk unaided?
Bob damn, I miss college...
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Bob damn, I miss college...
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I was also drunk last night, so much so that I couldn't seem to turn on my computer.
Never been that drunk... oh wait, I dont turn it off.
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you'll get one of my signiture drunken posts in the near future.
Looking forward to it.
Rate up for joo, just on principal.
Out of curiosity, why didn't you ever add your uBB post count to your current account, @WS? 191 posts doesn't say enough of your tenure in the OOT.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I think I did, besides if I didn't there wasn't much there to lose, and as far as post count goes, I've always been the quiet type *shrug*.
I usually only come here when something reminds me of the good old days of EQ, and for the most-part I just lurk and laugh.
The turn-on-the-computer part was just too much for me, as it rings so true. You'ld be suprised at how many people I work with that show up on Monday, and can't remember how to log on to the companies operating system. They were logged in just fine on Friday, and some of these people don't drink. At least you had a good reason.
Edited, Sun Apr 30 05:02:09 2006 by @WorkSlacking
I usually only come here when something reminds me of the good old days of EQ, and for the most-part I just lurk and laugh.
The turn-on-the-computer part was just too much for me, as it rings so true. You'ld be suprised at how many people I work with that show up on Monday, and can't remember how to log on to the companies operating system. They were logged in just fine on Friday, and some of these people don't drink. At least you had a good reason.
Edited, Sun Apr 30 05:02:09 2006 by @WorkSlacking
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I was delighted the other day to see "Heineken Light" in the grocery store, since I love me a Euro beer and light beer is always best when you're over 30 like me.
Anyway, I can't even say it tastes like **** because that would imply that it had some flavor of any kind. Don't try it, just take my word for it.
Anyway, I can't even say it tastes like **** because that would imply that it had some flavor of any kind. Don't try it, just take my word for it.
I always thought that Amstell light was Heineken light, just with a different name.
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Try a Buttery Nipple..mmmmm..gawd!
1 part butterscotch schnapps
1 part Bailey's Irish cream
1 part butterscotch schnapps
1 part Bailey's Irish cream
My drink of choice has to be a Long Island.
Ugh...several years ago I had a very, very long night that involved Long Island Ice Teas and a gay karaoke bar. Just the smell of one now makes me want to puke. There is really no point to those things except to get as trashed as possible as fast as possible.
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